It seems that somebody has been sticking their sword into the wrong dungeon. The story goes that an Age of Conan player summoned a GM and convinced them to engage in a little "role-playing". The GM then took the player to a more secluded portion of the game world and (after a bit of hemming and hawing) proceeded to describe a sexual scenario in graphic detail.
Best of all? The whole thing is a setup. Shortly after things get really hot and heavy, the player reveals that he lied about his gender before screaming, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and announcing that he has AIDS. It's times like this where I have to thank God for the creation of the internet.
Funcom, understandably, was less amused with the situation and released the following statement:
We are aware of this matter, and necessary measures have been taken against them. We have clear guidelines for all employees in Funcom, not least those who work with customer service, and if the guidelines are broken there are consequences
Put on your robe and wizard hat because a transcript of the chat conversation, complete with screenshots, is available here. I don't think I should have to warn you that it's NSFW, but it's obvious from the conversation that some people out there still don't know what's appropriate when on the job.
[Via Itavisen (translated by Google) -- Thanks, Cory!]
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2:46 AM on 08.10.2008
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Seriously...
FUCKING CLASSIC.
Holy shit, where do these people come from?
[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.
Ahahahaahhahah
"[|GM|]: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol"
LMAO.
Epic GMSecks five *fives Todd*
ESPECIALLY in the GM department.
http://www.mmonewz.com
Also, I agree with Syn - only a totla fucktard takes someone playing an MMORPG at their word when they say they are female!
I do not see what the problem is :)
I just started to play wow :) mc so far... but no GM's to trying have cybersex with me yet :(
.. xD awesome!
This mofuckah is cybering with customers while I can't save a wounded child cause of a glitch.
I didn't know we had a sex section.
[|GM|]: OMG
That was the best thing I've ever seen! And this is my first post ever... Now, back to lurking!
Best innuendo ever.
I'm sure they probably record and monitor GM conversations and that's how it was discovered by Funcom. You say him getting caught is a bit shitty... What if it turned out it really WAS a kid and he was saying all that stuff - he didn't ask until after he was.... done.
Player: Wanna have cyber sex in an online game?
GM: My pants were off before you started speaking.
VIRTUAL ORGASMIC RAPE!!!