
It seems that somebody has been sticking their sword into the wrong dungeon. The story goes that an Age of Conan player summoned a GM and convinced them to engage in a little "role-playing". The GM then took the player to a more secluded portion of the game world and (after a bit of hemming and hawing) proceeded to describe a sexual scenario in graphic detail.
Best of all? The whole thing is a setup. Shortly after things get really hot and heavy, the player reveals that he lied about his gender before screaming, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and announcing that he has AIDS. It's times like this where I have to thank God for the creation of the internet.
Funcom, understandably, was less amused with the situation and released the following statement:
We are aware of this matter, and necessary measures have been taken against them. We have clear guidelines for all employees in Funcom, not least those who work with customer service, and if the guidelines are broken there are consequences
Put on your robe and wizard hat because a transcript of the chat conversation, complete with screenshots, is available here. I don't think I should have to warn you that it's NSFW, but it's obvious from the conversation that some people out there still don't know what's appropriate when on the job.
[Via Itavisen (translated by Google) -- Thanks, Cory!]
Buhahahahaha! This is so freaking spectacular. Man, that guy should have kept it going for way longer.
That guy wins the internet
This is FUCKING Classic...
Seriously...
FUCKING CLASSIC.
I to am praising the internet gods, this is fucking epic.
Holy shit, where do these people come from?
[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.
Ahahahaahhahah
holy hell, do they outsource their GM's to anyone on the street? That was pathetically unprofessional.
Man that is amazing.
I want to believe this is a joke, but it's obviously not. This is epic lulz of the highest caliber.
i missed the THIS IS SPARTA, but got the I HAVE AIDS. epic win
Eh its failcom nothing new
anything that links to bloodninja is full win. +10
Hilarious, truly greatness.
"[|GM|]: um whatâs fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol"
LMAO.
Burn.
Epic GMSecks five *fives Todd*
And this is only more proof that AoC needs work.
ESPECIALLY in the GM department.
O_O
I kind of think it's lame on the part of the person who got his kicks pretending to be a girl to indulge in fake cyber for a laugh. As sad as that strikes me, the GM is probably the dumbest fuck in MMO land, which says a lot.
You never know, maybe the guy actually did get his nut from that little exchange. I find it funny that the GM took little to no coercing, didn't even make much of an effort to find out if the player was actually female. What fool takes their word for it? Especially when gamers know how rare a real female is (particularly in MMOs). Definitely not his first offense ahyuk.
Heh, long live the internet.
Hehe thats wierd :)
http://www.mmonewz.com
Maybe the guy did the whole thing as a prank, like it says.
Also, I agree with Syn - only a totla fucktard takes someone playing an MMORPG at their word when they say they are female!
You don't get that kinda customer service from a GM in WoW.
I was needing a good laugh.
fucking epic!
When an MMORPG is so bad than this service should be available for free included with your subscription.
I do not see what the problem is :)
awesoem, GM got owned :-)
Hahahaha, that is great!!
Wow, its like the early days of habbo hotel all over again.
hehe this made me lol :D
seriouslly.. does that ever happens in wow :D ?
I just started to play wow :) mc so far... but no GM's to trying have cybersex with me yet :(
.. xD awesome!
Oh dear, how base.
Why is it that when I played, it would be 10+ hours before a GM responds to your ticket?
This mofuckah is cybering with customers while I can't save a wounded child cause of a glitch.
Viva la internet.
WTF that cyber log was ridiculous.
More in our SEX SECTION...
I didn't know we had a sex section.
lmao....yea probably a good idea...I have Aids.
To []: Iâm 9.
[|GM|]: OMG
That was the best thing I've ever seen! And this is my first post ever... Now, back to lurking!
"It seems that somebody has been sticking their sword into the wrong dungeon."
Best innuendo ever.
Someone get those Funcom guys some porn and privacy. Seems they need a little stress relief.
Oh man....
That's shitty the dude lost his job based on what the end user was doing. This isn't to say that the GM should be above all that shit. But I always find it a little odd when guys "joke" for more than 10 mins in a sexual scenario with another dude. It is funny but still a shitty thing to pull a guy into. Like most of us have never tried anything stupid for a girl.. anyway that GM was a silly goof. I can't wait for the guy who roped him in to actually come out of the closet as well.
meh what people will do in there spare time..... and to be suckered in a situation like this XD
Bans:
I'm sure they probably record and monitor GM conversations and that's how it was discovered by Funcom. You say him getting caught is a bit shitty... What if it turned out it really WAS a kid and he was saying all that stuff - he didn't ask until after he was.... done.
He gave in awfully quick, didn't he?
Player: Wanna have cyber sex in an online game?
GM: My pants were off before you started speaking.
Apparently what happens in Hyboria, does not stay in Hyboria.
Thats just screwed up and even more so if he truly said Sparta.
Oh wow, the ending is priceless. Hell, this whole story is priceless.
Jack Thompson just a-sploded...
This story just made my day.
under-age of conan eh?
VIRTUAL ORGASMIC RAPE!!!
I miss going to Funcoland...
ok this is one of those times when the word OWNED is needed
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