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Funcom abandons offline gaming, claiming pirates ARRRRR to blame photo

In the realm of adventure gaming Funcom has become synonymous with sweet goodness in recent years, much in the same way that EA has become synonymous with sucking the blood from the necks of children, but it looks like they're taking some drastic steps to protect their delicious nectar from scurvy pirates (much in the same way that children take drastic steps to protect their precious lifeblood from vampires). Adventure Gamers has a report based on a piece written by a Norwegian newspaper that claims Funcom is giving up on the offline world of adventure games. Apparently they have been so hard-hit by the widespread piracy brought on by the advent of broadband, that making online games is the only way for them to guarantee that they are only entertaining those who shelled out hard-earned cash for their product.

It's a shame that a game company with so much talent is being forced to do things they wouldn't otherwise due to market forces outside of their control, but, in the end, piracy is the new, inevitable event horizon surrounding an industry subsisting on a platform designed specifically for digital propogation of information. The true test of all of these corporations is going to be in how they react to this shift in the market, and those who survive will truly be companies that you can take home to mother.

Y'know ... for sex

 








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Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 07:14
Hexen525
How many subscriptions can you afford? I think we need more quality offline games...basically we have more than enough MMORPGs right now, with a huge list coming soon. I miss playing with myself...wait, that's not what I meant ^_^
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 07:33
Snaileb
I never miss playing with myself. Thursday's are boring.
JonRemedy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 07:41
JonRemedy
I think what Funcom means is that they will make you connect to the internet to play their games. It wasn't that long ago that they announced plans for episodic gaming with their Longest Journey-preoperty
Artadius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:02
Artadius
I think this settles it.

Pirates > Vikings.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:06
BahamutZero
non-sequiter:

anybody who does not own a ps2 needs to buy one on ebay for under $100, and then buy god of war 2. I am serious. I cannot even believe the graphics. it is the best game I have ever played. EVER PLAYED.
PetiePalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:11
PetiePalo
Pirates and Vikings were part of Norway's history.

There goes their sales and company future. In the world of MMORPGs there's only room for a few and that space has really been carved out already.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:17
Aaron Mxy Yost
Services like Steam may ultimately be the answer. Just sucks to have to be online to play your single-player games.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:22
Milofo
I'm in your internets; stealing your games!

What were we talking about again?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:22
deanhatescoffee
Sad. Adventure games are still alive and kickin' - the Mrs and I are eagerly anticipating the release of Runaway 2 any day now. (No one seems to have it yet [if they even know what it is] despite the fact that it shipped on Monday...)
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 09:23
generaldane
i cant frigging wait for pirates of the caribbean 3 part 2 is my favorite movie ever this so 3 must be good (i hope)
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 10:21
bhive01
No way are Pirates better than Vikings!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2007 23:40
bleep
Mr. kltpzyxm is right, Steam is the answer. and the answer is good just like mini chairs!
Cokeman170's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2007 02:10
Cokeman170
Bleep, your Natalie Dee post is god.
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