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Fruit Ninja Kinect unleashes my ninja penis

1:28 PM on 10.29.2011

Papa Niero

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I refused to rearrange my living room to play Fruit Ninja in my girlfriend's tiny San Francisco flat, so after a few failed attempts at calibration I just jumped behind the sofa, causing my body to turn into a floating severed torso.  The result glitch in my Kinect setup causes another limb to come to life.

How's that for enhanced male performance?

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