I refused to rearrange my living room to play Fruit Ninja in my girlfriend's tiny San Francisco flat, so after a few failed attempts at calibration I just jumped behind the sofa, causing my body to turn into a floating severed torso. The result glitch in my Kinect setup causes another limb to come to life.
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Impressive. Most impressive.
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Contest:
1:28 PM on 10.29.2011 | 
You must defeat Sheng Dong to stand a chance!
i love it
Oh lord.
This shit's hacked, yo.
Truly if anyone's penis could savage fruit like this, it would be El Jefe's.
PARRY WITH THE DICK.
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Who wants to outdo Niero by taking a Wii-mote apart, strapping the accelerometer to your wang and play Wii Sports baseball or tennis?