The weekend is finally upon us after narrowly surviving Valentine's Day: A holiday where couples celebrate were programmed to show extra love for other for the benefit of the hospitality and fluffy-pink-things industry. In celebration of forceful romantic relations we present to you a collection of videos where robots are tasked to give unsuspecting victims a little bit of the old in-out. Six more videos of the robo-pelvic ultraviolence after jump.
Please be warned that this may be habit forming; practice it on someone you love ... preferably after you leave the pub. Have a great weekend, always practice safe robot sex, and thanks for reading Destructoid.
Oldie but a goodie: Destructoid humps Viva Piñata
Robot Chicken asks the robot to do laundry ... and he can't help himself
Stealth robot gives unsuspecting kitchen chef a donkey, escapes undetected
Robot dog humps a pink ukelele. Tiny Tim is turning in his grave
Intraspecials robot buttsecks, but the frog isn't in the mood
Ok, so this has absolutely nothing to do with Robots or Destructoid, but it was just so amazing that I had to sneak it in here. What happens when you cross Staying Alive, Superman, Spiderman, and India? An instant masterpiece! (Thanks Nido)
Contest:
4:39 PM on 02.16.2007
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I...
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(start, shuts down, reboot)
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... want one of those robots. Like, now. I have so much around the house I need humped it's not even funny.
Please tell me where I can find one of these magnificant humping robots and I will provide you with the keys to eternal life, or an unseeded MP4 of Joysticks, whichever you prefer.
And, Spider...woman?
Hilarious no less.
that lavalamp is a slut. dressed the way it is. just asking for it.
safe robot sex indeed. always amke sure your partner is grounded.
Cheery Music Winner!