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The weekend is finally upon us after narrowly surviving Valentine's Day: A holiday where couples celebrate were programmed to show extra love for other for the benefit of the hospitality and fluffy-pink-things industry. In celebration of forceful romantic relations we present to you a collection of videos where robots are tasked to give unsuspecting victims a little bit of the old in-out. Six more videos of the robo-pelvic ultraviolence after jump.
 
Please be warned that this may be habit forming; practice it on someone you love ... preferably after you leave the pub. Have a great weekend, always practice safe robot sex, and thanks for reading Destructoid.
 
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Oldie but a goodie: Destructoid humps Viva Piñata

 
Robot Chicken asks the robot to do laundry ... and he can't help himself
 
 
Stealth robot gives unsuspecting kitchen chef a donkey, escapes undetected
 
 
Robot dog humps a pink ukelele.  Tiny Tim is turning in his grave
 
 
Intraspecials robot buttsecks, but the frog isn't in the mood
 
 
Ok, so this has absolutely nothing to do with Robots or Destructoid, but it was just so amazing that I had to sneak it in here. What happens when you cross Staying Alive, Superman, Spiderman, and India?  An instant masterpiece!  (Thanks Nido)
 

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Buster's Avatar
Buster at 02/16/2007 16:40
those videos were awesome, especially the first one, i want one of those little robots, you should give one of those away as a prize
zealot9802's Avatar
zealot9802 at 02/16/2007 16:40
hahahahha
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 02/16/2007 16:54
...

I...

...

(start, shuts down, reboot)

...
...
...
... want one of those robots. Like, now. I have so much around the house I need humped it's not even funny.

Please tell me where I can find one of these magnificant humping robots and I will provide you with the keys to eternal life, or an unseeded MP4 of Joysticks, whichever you prefer.
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BluDesign at 02/16/2007 17:00
I think all the robots on the forum here would appreciate it if you'd mark clips such as these as 01001110010100110100011001010111. I know I would if I were a robot.
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Antimat3r at 02/16/2007 17:07
Best robot ever! I especially love the dancing and the hand behind the head!
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bhive01 at 02/16/2007 17:09
Who knew Superman had such smooth moves?

And, Spider...woman?

Hilarious no less.
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Jayeugene at 02/16/2007 17:09
There goes Destructoid's cousin again, Bobutoid. He never learned after the first 10 years in robot prison, now he's out rampaging every proton and electron in sight. Many analysts believe that Bobutoid's sexual urges come from built up oil in his Bulbourethral and Seminal valves. Some would argue with that fact and say that he simply has been hanging out with his cousin, Destructoid, far too much.
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galagabug at 02/16/2007 17:16
i was wondering how long before mr bungle popped up here.

that lavalamp is a slut. dressed the way it is. just asking for it.

safe robot sex indeed. always amke sure your partner is grounded.
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Justice at 02/16/2007 18:02
Bollywood is why suicidals dont kill themselves

Cheery Music Winner!
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 02/16/2007 18:18
that first video just made my friday
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 02/16/2007 18:18
Damn it, and all this time I thought my Superman / Transgender Spider-Man musical fanfiction slash was original!
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Mabec at 02/16/2007 18:44
omg, hahaha.. where can i buy the humping robot?
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Milofo at 02/16/2007 19:35
American Superman just kicks your ass, Indian Superman kicks your ass then sings and dances about it afterwards. That poor guy is still probably spinning in the air to this day.
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tazarthayoot at 02/16/2007 21:35
I came.
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nademagnet at 02/16/2007 23:01
The first and last videos were 'effing amazing.
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Dexter345 at 02/17/2007 01:27
Who would have thought there would be so many videos of robots humping things? Not this guy.
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 02/17/2007 07:33
i was looking for that robot humping the washing/drying machine video!
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