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I apologize in advance for putting you through this, but Tazar sent me this gem earlier today and I couldn't get it out of my head. You know those "the following content is for mature audiences only" warnings? This video is the reason they exist.

Now I don't normally sway too far away from videogame-related topics for these Friday Night Fights posts, but this video was too frightening for me not to share with the rest of you.

Should you not feel queasy immediately after watching Brian Austin Green do whatever it is he's doing in the clip, why not join us for some gaming?

Feel free to drop me a line by way of email, comment, or private message if you'd like to be a host tonight.

[Thanks, AgentMOO, EuroFNF, insomnia, Professor Pew, ScottyG, wilbo, and Y0j1mb0!]

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    Suggested Games:
  • Burnout Paradise
  • Call of Duty 4
  • Gears of War
  • Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Halo 3
  • Rock Band / Guitar Hero III
  • SoulCalibur IV
  • Team Fortress 2

    Tonight's Hosts:
  • Professor Pew - Looooongcat (Red Faction: Guerrilla @ 8:00 EST)

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    Suggested Games:
  • Burnout Paradise
  • Call of Duty 4
  • Metal Gear Solid 4
  • SoulCalibur IV
  • Unreal Tournament 3
  • Warhawk

    Tonight's Hosts
    (more info @ Y0j1mb0's blog):
  • SantanaClaus - Moosehole (SoulCalibur IV @ 8:00 EST)
  • Y0j1mb0 - k0wb0y-b33b0p (Call of Duty 4 @ 10:30 EST)
  • Shipero - Shipero (Rock Band @ 10:30 EST, Warhawk @ 11:30)

    More Dtoid Gaming
    :
  • PS3 Poker Nights
  • Solid Snake Saturdays
  • The MGS4 Destructoid Clan

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Once you're in, you'll need to use the password "ftw" to access the Social Lounge.

The Xbox 360 way: use Xbox LIVE to chat with people on your friends list. Steam or an IM client will work fine too.

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    Suggested Games:
  • Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath (more info @ AgentMOO's blog)
  • Team Fortress 2:
    If you own a TF2 server and would like to get the word out, please feel free to do so by making a comment on this post or by creating a community blog. Thanks!

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The following hosts are European, and may or may not still be hosting by the time you read this. Alternatively, if you want to get your gaming done earlier on (say 5:00 p.m. EST), these are the people you'll want to talk to.

    Tonight's Hosts (more info @ EuroFNF's blog):
  • BunnyRabbit2 / wardrox (Halo 3)
  • Professor Pew (Red Faction: Guerrilla beta)







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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 18:57
Zombutler
WOOOOO Red Faction!! Anyone who doesn't have a key shoot over to fileplanet to grab one. They recently got more.
miketava's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 18:58
miketava
SC4, GTA4 or Halo3 (in that order for me) on 360. Gamertag: miketava
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 18:59
madninja
You know that Brain Green wants to be the Riddler in the next Batman film. Weird seeing this video now, unless Tazar can predict the future!!!!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:13
Samit Sarkar
Dear God, Grim/Tazar. DEAR GOD.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:19
ScottyG
Um... since you invited us to spread the word... ^_^

TF2 PC edition FNF is starting in a little over a half hour. Hope to see you there! :)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:19
MrSadistic
SO WEIRD THAT I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:22
Maurice Tan
What the hell did I just watch???

Grim where aaaaaaaare yooooooooooooooou.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:25
Sharpless
Can I suggest adding Combat Arms to this list? Or am I an idiot for suggesting that?
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:28
Alexradl
The 90's were very scary. I'm traumatized.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:32
bbrigg1
At least some good music came from it.
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:38
taterchimp
COD4, Halo3, TF2 GT: taterchimp.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:41
Y0j1mb0
Oh God ...
YadGadge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 19:53
YadGadge
lol, I like the guy at the beginning: "I'm Bringing him along slowly". They all seem to be enjoying his performance tho =O

I may be on for some fun on 360 tonight, either CoD4 or a little Red Faction Beta (just got this so haven't played it yet)

GT: The Gadge
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 20:08
superbeefy2050
Superbeefy2050 is down for hosting the COD4s on the Sexbox360, unless of course a newer, sexier host is to be found.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 20:21
randombullseye
I just got in the Red Faction 3 beta! Woot.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 20:59
tazarthayoot
@madninja

I found it when I was on filmdrunk and they were talking about Brian Austin Greene wanting to be Riddler.

Also, his initials are BAG.

Makes you wonder.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 23:11
randombullseye
Over on xbox we just switched to Call of Duty 4.

Needs more dtoiders.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 23:24
Capn Birdseye
The saddest part is that half of these guys posting probably weren't born when this came out ;P

thanks for making me feel old, dtoid
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 23:48
Batthink
"EEEEuuuuhhhhh-uuh."

O_o
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2008 00:35
Dr Milkdad
I love the 90's... they're so bad
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2008 03:47
The Unforgivable
be my love ... yeah!

ooougghhhhh!
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