I apologize in advance for putting you through this, but Tazar sent me this gem earlier today and I couldn't get it out of my head. You know those "the following content is for mature audiences only" warnings? This video is the reason they exist.

Now I don't normally sway too far away from videogame-related topics for these Friday Night Fights posts, but this video was too frightening for me not to share with the rest of you.

Should you not feel queasy immediately after watching Brian Austin Green do whatever it is he's doing in the clip, why not join us for some gaming?

Feel free to drop me a line by way of email, comment, or private message if you'd like to be a host tonight.

[Thanks, AgentMOO, EuroFNF, insomnia, Professor Pew, ScottyG, wilbo, and Y0j1mb0!]

Suggested Games:

• Burnout Paradise
• Call of Duty 4
• Gears of War
• Grand Theft Auto IV
• Halo 3
• Rock Band / Guitar Hero III
• SoulCalibur IV
• Team Fortress 2
  
  Tonight's Hosts:
• Professor Pew - Looooongcat (Red Faction: Guerrilla @ 8:00 EST)

Suggested Games:
• Burnout Paradise
  
• Call of Duty 4
• Metal Gear Solid 4
• SoulCalibur IV
• Unreal Tournament 3
• Warhawk
  
  Tonight's Hosts (more info @ Y0j1mb0's blog):
• SantanaClaus - Moosehole (SoulCalibur IV @ 8:00 EST)
• Y0j1mb0 - k0wb0y-b33b0p (Call of Duty 4 @ 10:30 EST)
• Shipero - Shipero (Rock Band @ 10:30 EST, Warhawk @ 11:30)
  
  More Dtoid Gaming:
• PS3 Poker Nights
• Solid Snake Saturdays
• The MGS4 Destructoid Clan

Mini-guide for meeting up with Dtoiders for Super Smash Bros. Brawl or Mario Kart:

The IRC way: head on over to this Web site (or start up your own IRC client) and type "/join #destructoid" without the quotation marks.

The Ventrilo way: download and install Vent, then use the following info to log onto Dtoid's server:

• IP/Hostname: VOICE-VA2.BRANZONE.COM
• Port: 3790
• Password: None

Once you're in, you'll need to use the password "ftw" to access the Social Lounge.

The Xbox 360 way: use Xbox LIVE to chat with people on your friends list. Steam or an IM client will work fine too.

Suggested Games:
• Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath (more info @ AgentMOO's blog)
• Team Fortress 2:
  If you own a TF2 server and would like to get the word out, please feel free to do so by making a comment on this post or by creating a community blog. Thanks!

The following hosts are European, and may or may not still be hosting by the time you read this. Alternatively, if you want to get your gaming done earlier on (say 5:00 p.m. EST), these are the people you'll want to talk to.

Tonight's Hosts (more info @ EuroFNF's blog):
• BunnyRabbit2 / wardrox (Halo 3)
• Professor Pew (Red Faction: Guerrilla beta)