I've been waiting nearly two years to use that picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger suffocating on Mars in Total Recall, and I finally got an excuse to post it. I would've rather gone with this, but it's a tad bit NSFW.

It's a shame we weren't able to give out beta codes for Red Faction Guerrilla here at Destructoid, but if you were lucky enough to grab one elsewhere, I hope you'll join us for a few rounds of banging the hell out of stuff.

Everyone else: have fun playing whatever the heck it is you play these days.

[Thanks, AgentMOO, CaffeinePowered, EuroFNF, insomnia, wilbo, and Y0j1mb0]

Suggested Games:

• Burnout Paradise
• Call of Duty 4
• Gears of War
• Grand Theft Auto IV
• Halo 3
• Rock Band / Guitar Hero III
• SoulCalibur IV
• Team Fortress 2
  
  Tonight's Hosts:
• Grim - warchiefgrim (Red Faction: Guerrilla @ 9:30 EST)
• Infinite Obscurity - Lunacy55 (Call of Duty 4)

Suggested Games:
• Burnout Paradise
  
• Call of Duty 4
• Metal Gear Solid 4
• SoulCalibur IV
• Unreal Tournament 3
• Warhawk
  
  Tonight's Hosts (more info @ Y0j1mb0's blog):
• SantanaClaus - Moosehole (SoulCalibur IV @ 8:00 EST)
• Y0j1mb0 - k0wb0y-b33b0p (Call of Duty 4 @ 10:30 EST)
• Shipero - Shipero (Rock Band @ 10:30 EST, Warhawk @ 11:30)
  
  More Dtoid Gaming:
• PS3 Poker Nights
• Solid Snake Saturdays
• The MGS4 Destructoid Clan
• Wednesday Night Whatever

Mini-guide for meeting up with Dtoiders for Super Smash Bros. Brawl or Mario Kart:

The IRC way: head on over to this Web site (or start up your own IRC client) and type "/join #destructoid" without the quotation marks.

The Ventrilo way: download and install Vent, then use the following info to log onto Dtoid's server:

• IP/Hostname: VOICE-VA2.BRANZONE.COM
• Port: 3790
• Password: None

Once you're in, you'll need to use the password "ftw" to access the Social Lounge.

The Xbox 360 way: use Xbox LIVE to chat with people on your friends list. Steam or an IM client will work fine too.

Suggested Games:
• Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath (more info @ AgentMOO's blog)
• Team Fortress 2:
  If you own a TF2 server and would like to get the word out, please feel free to do so by making a comment on this post or by creating a community blog. Thanks!

The following hosts are European, and may or may not still be hosting by the time you read this. Alternatively, if you want to get your gaming done earlier on (say 5:00 p.m. EST), these are the people you'll want to talk to.

Tonight's Hosts (more info @ EuroFNF's blog):
• BunnyRabbit2 (Halo 3, Rock Band)
• Wilbo (SoulCalibur IV, Call of Duty 4)