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Friday Night Fights: My favorite worm is my penis

3:30 PM on 10.05.2012 // mrandydixon

For those of you who've been living under a rock (worm joke), a new Worms game releases next week! Revolution looks to be a serious return to form for the series, which is something I welcome with arms wide open (Creed joke). Also, if you pre-order before Tuesday, you get a copy of Worms Armageddon for free! Armageddon is my second favorite Worms game after that one I play with my hand down my pants (penis joke). So exciting!

Of course, none of you are playing Worms tonight because you're all terrible people who like shooting at humans instead. Sickos. So hit the jump to see what sick, disgusting things you're all up to.

Friday Night Fights

New to FNF? Read this! Each week, a bunch of us Dtoiders get together to play videogames online! It's a 100% community-run event, so feel free to join in or even host something yourself!

The planning for FNF starts in the forums, where community members sign up to host matches and post their pertinent details (game, time, Gamertag, etc.). Then, every Friday, reminder posts go up in the community blogs thanks to a dedicated group of volunteers, and I recap it all here on the front page to give it a bit more exposure.

To join in, simply send a friend request to the match host! If you'd rather host something yourself, sound off in the comments section below!

Still confused? Check out our FNF FAQ! Big thanks to Dtoider ChillyBilly for all these awesome headers!

King Foom

Tonight's Game:

  • Find the Worm
    Platform: AwDamn's pants
    Time: 4 to 8 PM Pacific

Tune in to Dtoid.TV to be a part of the sexy action!

360 FNF

Tonight's Games:

  • Borderlands 2 / Super Street Fighter IV AE / King of Fighters XIII
    Host: Char Aznable (GT: ShinigamiBV)
    Note: Level 30-35 preferred for BL2
    Time: 5 Pacific | 8 Eastern
  • Medal of Honor: Warfighter Beta
    Host: ChillyBilly (GT: Chillybill)
    Time: 6 Pacific | 9 Eastern

Check out the 360 FNF blog for more info!


Tonight's Games:

  • Battlefield 3
    Host: KymikoLoco (PSN: KimikoLoco)
    Platoon: Destructoid
    Time: 6 Pacific | 9 Eastern
  • Borderlands 2
    Host: PhilK3nS3bb3n (PSN: MickGuerrera)
    Time: 9 Pacific | 12 Eastern
  • Borderlands 2
    Host: CornflakeJustice (PSN: CornflakeJustice)
    Time: No fucking clue

Check out the PS3 FNF blog for more info!


Tonight's Games:

  • Mario Kart 7
    Host: Wolfy-Boey (5327-1072-2012)
    Time: 5 Pacific | 8 Eastern
  • Kid Icarus: Uprising
    Host: smurfee mcgee (5284-1410-9454)
    Time: 8 Pacific | 11 Eastern

Check out the 3DS FNF blog for more info!


Tonight's Games:

  • Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
    Host: Swishiee (Steam: Swishiee)
    Time: 7 Pacific | 10 Eastern
  • Tribes Ascend
    Server: Destructoid (NA East)
    Time: 9 Pacific | 12 Eastern

Check out the PC FNF blog for more info!

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