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Yeah ...

I'm not even sure what to say about the above ad. It's like everything awesome and pure in the world has been torn away and we are left staring at the cold, bleak darkness within the soul of a murderer. None of us will ever be the same, and try as we might, we can never un-see what we've all just been witness to. At the very least, we can take comfort in the fact that we saw it as a collective, and that in our shocked, weeping mass, we can find solace in each other.

Now would be a good time to turn to your neighbor and let them know that you love them.

[Snaileb is responsible for pointing this abomination out, so blame him when you find out you have eye-cancer.] 


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Dennen's Avatar
Dennen at 04/20/2007 09:12
She got real ugly, real quick.
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/20/2007 09:15
Not that's what I call an "attention getter" Gotta love the French.
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BluDesign at 04/20/2007 09:15
fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

!!!!
A naked ZOMBIE chick?

FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 04/20/2007 09:16
what is the voice-over saying, though? god damn french.
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 04/20/2007 09:16
Translation:
"Boobies. A baby. A baby. Boobies. Look, boobies. ZOMBIE!"
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 09:21
I sent this video in too late....

I showed it to my secretary (who is a new mommy) and she started crying. NOW I can fap. LOL
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ultrajosua at 04/20/2007 09:26
I'm a native french canadian, So forgive my english :P

Remember the place where you were feeling the most in security...
the most comfortable...
The most loved...
This place will never exist anymore

Resident Evil 4

-Josua
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 09:30
Thanx for the translation josh!!! I was about to ask too.

=)

Sphinx 13's Avatar
Sphinx 13 at 04/20/2007 09:31
Thats so unnecessary
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David Houghton at 04/20/2007 09:31
I don't see what all the fuss is about. Zombie babies have got to feed on SOMETHING before they grow the teeth to manage brains and human sinew. You can't just make a child starve until they're strong enough to go and kill for themselves.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 04/20/2007 09:35
I'd hit it
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 09:40
The humping stormtrooper makes it funny. LOL!! HIT...IT....HIT...IT...HIT..
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 04/20/2007 09:53
I don't care what you say them boobiez are live enough for me.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/20/2007 09:53
*Turns to Snaileb*

You know man, I never told you this...but I love you man...
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 04/20/2007 09:59
Holy BALLS! That's so not right.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 04/20/2007 10:02
If loving that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
christpunchermpls's Avatar
christpunchermpls at 04/20/2007 10:04
*peaking above desk*

Is it safe to come out now?
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 04/20/2007 10:05
Pardon my Freedom, but that was fucking outstanding!

Also @ dvddesign, thank you for brightening up my day just a little bit with ur comment. Some mountain dew came out of my nose.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
deanhatescoffee at 04/20/2007 10:05
lmao @ Snail

So... if the French can make commercials like this... why can't Americans? Oh yeah - Jack Thompson. >:\
DannyLove99's Avatar
DannyLove99 at 04/20/2007 10:11
Not to overquote the man, but Chappelle had it right,
"The milk's gone bad!"
Milhouse's Avatar
Milhouse at 04/20/2007 10:15
I think even here in Québec this ad wouldn't run. The French are really less conservatives about what can be shown on tv. Stupid morality...
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 10:18
Duely noted, Necros!

Dean I think nudity is more taboo is the states than across seas.

"I wish I had an extra set of arms, so I could give them titties four thumbs down!!" - Dave Chappelle
Virtualgirl's Avatar
Virtualgirl at 04/20/2007 10:35
I dont understand why we are so uptight about this shit here...it would crack me up to see that on Tv....lol
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 04/20/2007 10:41
Reminds me of porn of the dead. Now thats a proper film.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 10:43
But Nex....


... =(
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/20/2007 10:48
@Richard,

I aim to please. Better M. Dew than coffee. No one wants to have to squirt Rembrandt toothpaste up their nose to remove the stains.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 04/20/2007 11:18
wow, that was uh... it's...

...man, wtf.
LordRegulus's Avatar
LordRegulus at 04/20/2007 11:20
*twitch* *twitch*

Somebody at Capcom must be bitter about getting tubgirled.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 04/20/2007 11:32
It would have been better if at the end the baby got it's zombie face on, then bit the moms nipple off. Then the mom smiles and strokes the baby's head as greenish bile oozes out of her mouth.
I'm just saying......
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 12:21
I stole hushgus- I mean Nex's pic!


HAH!
Jayeugene's Avatar
Jayeugene at 04/20/2007 12:35
Im actually surprised Nintendo was cool with boobies and nintendo being in the same tv spot.
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 04/20/2007 12:45
LULZ:D
teknomusik's Avatar
teknomusik at 04/20/2007 12:51
Great commercial!
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 04/20/2007 12:59
Jesus' tits. that was awesome. WAY better than that other piece of shit RE4 commercial.
bobthecat23's Avatar
bobthecat23 at 04/20/2007 13:22
wait is that re4 like special edition
PetiePal's Avatar
PetiePal at 04/20/2007 13:29
So hot until it gets scary.

I wonder, does being a zombie make the milk curdled?
kakusei's Avatar
kakusei at 04/20/2007 13:33
Heh. Boobs.
The CronoLink's Avatar
The CronoLink at 04/20/2007 14:09
Snail, you're a freakin' sick psycho....
The CronoLink's Avatar
The CronoLink at 04/20/2007 14:10
Oh, and Capcom of France (or whatever) also
Calla's Avatar
Calla at 04/20/2007 14:17
dammit kakusei, that's what i was going to say. i guess i have to switch it up a bit.

Heh. Mammaries.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 04/20/2007 14:27
Fanboys attack SNAILEB!!!

to the death!
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 04/20/2007 14:33
LOL



Where the hell have you been?
Aevalad's Avatar
Aevalad at 04/20/2007 14:33
Am I the only one that notices that the ad was for RE4, but the townspeople in RE4 aren't zombies?
twentythoughts's Avatar
twentythoughts at 04/20/2007 15:23
That's not a zombie chick! That's a crazed Spanish alien-parasite-infested farmer chick!
FireofEvil's Avatar
FireofEvil at 04/20/2007 16:51
You've watched it, you can't unwatch it. Now where did I put my dagger and hourglass...
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/20/2007 16:56
Hey, brown bag that chick and it's AWWWRIGHT...
angry_poster's Avatar
angry_poster at 04/20/2007 17:33
intresting. nicfe boobs tho...lucky kid...
SuperDave's Avatar
SuperDave at 04/20/2007 17:43
"You've watched it, you can't unwatch it."

Unwatch it? I had to watch it a few times....what?
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 04/20/2007 17:52
This video makes me thirsty. But other than that, Destructoid owes me a knew pair of pants.
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drivebyinsult at 04/20/2007 18:44
yikes had nothing to do with anything...

totally made for pure shock factor.
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