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Yeah ...

I'm not even sure what to say about the above ad. It's like everything awesome and pure in the world has been torn away and we are left staring at the cold, bleak darkness within the soul of a murderer. None of us will ever be the same, and try as we might, we can never un-see what we've all just been witness to. At the very least, we can take comfort in the fact that we saw it as a collective, and that in our shocked, weeping mass, we can find solace in each other.

Now would be a good time to turn to your neighbor and let them know that you love them.

[Snaileb is responsible for pointing this abomination out, so blame him when you find out you have eye-cancer.] 


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Dennen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:12
Dennen
She got real ugly, real quick.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:15
Gameboi
Not that's what I call an "attention getter" Gotta love the French.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:15
BluDesign
fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

!!!!
A naked ZOMBIE chick?

FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:16
B-Radicate
what is the voice-over saying, though? god damn french.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:16
Nick Chester
Translation:
"Boobies. A baby. A baby. Boobies. Look, boobies. ZOMBIE!"
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:21
Snaileb
I sent this video in too late....

I showed it to my secretary (who is a new mommy) and she started crying. NOW I can fap. LOL
ultrajosua's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:26
ultrajosua
I'm a native french canadian, So forgive my english :P

Remember the place where you were feeling the most in security...
the most comfortable...
The most loved...
This place will never exist anymore

Resident Evil 4

-Josua
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:30
Snaileb
Thanx for the translation josh!!! I was about to ask too.

=)

Sphinx 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:31
Sphinx 13
Thats so unnecessary
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:31
David Houghton
I don't see what all the fuss is about. Zombie babies have got to feed on SOMETHING before they grow the teeth to manage brains and human sinew. You can't just make a child starve until they're strong enough to go and kill for themselves.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:35
BahamutZero
I'd hit it
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:40
Snaileb
The humping stormtrooper makes it funny. LOL!! HIT...IT....HIT...IT...HIT..
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:53
tazarthayoot
I don't care what you say them boobiez are live enough for me.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:53
Necros
*Turns to Snaileb*

You know man, I never told you this...but I love you man...
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 09:59
Oni
Holy BALLS! That's so not right.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:02
tazarthayoot
If loving that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
christpunchermpls's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:04
christpunchermpls
*peaking above desk*

Is it safe to come out now?
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:05
RICHARD BLOCKER
Pardon my Freedom, but that was fucking outstanding!

Also @ dvddesign, thank you for brightening up my day just a little bit with ur comment. Some mountain dew came out of my nose.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:05
deanhatescoffee
lmao @ Snail

So... if the French can make commercials like this... why can't Americans? Oh yeah - Jack Thompson. >:\
DannyLove99's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:11
DannyLove99
Not to overquote the man, but Chappelle had it right,
"The milk's gone bad!"
Milhouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:15
Milhouse
I think even here in Québec this ad wouldn't run. The French are really less conservatives about what can be shown on tv. Stupid morality...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:18
Snaileb
Duely noted, Necros!

Dean I think nudity is more taboo is the states than across seas.

"I wish I had an extra set of arms, so I could give them titties four thumbs down!!" - Dave Chappelle
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:35
Virtualgirl
I dont understand why we are so uptight about this shit here...it would crack me up to see that on Tv....lol
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:41
wardrox
Reminds me of porn of the dead. Now thats a proper film.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:43
Snaileb
But Nex....


... =(
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 10:48
BluDesign
@Richard,

I aim to please. Better M. Dew than coffee. No one wants to have to squirt Rembrandt toothpaste up their nose to remove the stains.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 11:18
Topher Cantler
wow, that was uh... it's...

...man, wtf.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 11:20
LordRegulus
*twitch* *twitch*

Somebody at Capcom must be bitter about getting tubgirled.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 11:32
RICHARD BLOCKER
It would have been better if at the end the baby got it's zombie face on, then bit the moms nipple off. Then the mom smiles and strokes the baby's head as greenish bile oozes out of her mouth.
I'm just saying......
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 12:21
Snaileb
I stole hushgus- I mean Nex's pic!


HAH!
Jayeugene's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 12:35
Jayeugene
Im actually surprised Nintendo was cool with boobies and nintendo being in the same tv spot.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 12:45
atheistium
LULZ:D
teknomusik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 12:51
teknomusik
Great commercial!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 12:59
Namelessted
Jesus' tits. that was awesome. WAY better than that other piece of shit RE4 commercial.
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 13:22
bobthecat23
wait is that re4 like special edition
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 13:29
PetiePal
So hot until it gets scary.

I wonder, does being a zombie make the milk curdled?
kakusei's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 13:33
kakusei
Heh. Boobs.
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:09
The CronoLink
Snail, you're a freakin' sick psycho....
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:10
The CronoLink
Oh, and Capcom of France (or whatever) also
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:17
Calla
dammit kakusei, that's what i was going to say. i guess i have to switch it up a bit.

Heh. Mammaries.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:27
BlindsideDork
Fanboys attack SNAILEB!!!

to the death!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:33
Snaileb
LOL



Where the hell have you been?
Aevalad's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:33
Aevalad
Am I the only one that notices that the ad was for RE4, but the townspeople in RE4 aren't zombies?
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 15:23
twentythoughts
That's not a zombie chick! That's a crazed Spanish alien-parasite-infested farmer chick!
FireofEvil's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 16:51
FireofEvil
You've watched it, you can't unwatch it. Now where did I put my dagger and hourglass...
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 16:56
Mxyzptlk
Hey, brown bag that chick and it's AWWWRIGHT...
angry_poster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 17:33
angry_poster
intresting. nicfe boobs tho...lucky kid...
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 17:43
SuperDave
"You've watched it, you can't unwatch it."

Unwatch it? I had to watch it a few times....what?
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 17:52
savagesaladin
This video makes me thirsty. But other than that, Destructoid owes me a knew pair of pants.
drivebyinsult's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 18:44
drivebyinsult
yikes had nothing to do with anything...

totally made for pure shock factor.
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