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French kid torches car, blames GTA, UK tabloid pops a boner photo

You know the drill by now. A teenager has torched three cars in Lyon, France, and told police that he wanted to imitate Grand Theft Auto IV. According to the 13-year-old schoolboy, he wanted to copy scenes from the title after being seduced by the PC version. The PC version that has not yet been released, we may add. 

Naturally, British tabloid rag The Daily Fail has jumped all over this, running with the headline: "Teenager torches cars after watching Grand Theft Auto video game." It also uses the common -- yet false -- claim that GTA IV awards you points for destruction. The Lyon police are all too happy to accept the teenager's excuse as well, quite eagerly blaming the videogame instead of the little c*nt who burnt the cars of his own free will.

"He said he played the game for a few hours, then wanted to go out and [see] what it felt like to burn out some cars," stated a police rep. "This kind of entertainment is clearly having a negative effect on some young people."

Once again I must point out how irresponsible and dangerous it is for "news" outlets and the police to accept these excuses offered by criminals. Kids are learning -- they are learning that if they blame their actions on videogames, the adults in charge are going to swallow it whole because they're gullible, ignorant twits. If anybody's helping to encourage crime, it's these tabloids, cops, lawyers and politicians who go out of their way to stop criminals feeling responsible for their actions.


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Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:03
Phantom Spaceman
Little-known fact: GTA IV marked the first appearance of violence and sexual themes in Western culture.
Dagerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:03
Dagerr
Don't forget to mention that the kid had reportedly done this after playing GTA IV on his home PC......ohh....there's a problem there... Journalism!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:04
king3vbo
Ahh The Daily Fail... when are people going to stop reading that garbage?
Narishma's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:17
Narishma
PC version?
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:22
SephirothX
Yeah uh huh, GTA4 also told him how to get access to lighter fluid and how to make a maltov cocktail. And GTA4 also taught his parents to not pay attention.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:25
Dead Movie Star
lololololololololololololololololololollolololololol
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:34
mix
Yay, more fuel to light the "Ban Video Games" fire!

What if the world turns into some V for Vendetta, future style thing and we all have to kill people so we can play our video games?

At least we will have been properly tained in the at of murdering...

LAWL
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:37
Wedge
I know, srsly... love to know where this fucker found GTA IV for PC.
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:46
vonneuton
Seriously, that header pic killed me more than GTA will ever inspire any normal human to do anything more to me than swear.

Also, I agree with Wedge.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 16:59
casualweaponry
No-one thought to ask the kid about the minimum PC system requirements? Daily Fail indeed.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:43
Syn
@mix: We might be closer than you think. see here
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:07
MechaMonkey
@Syn

Oh. You're one of those.

But on a more related note, what process does "torching a car" involve, exactly?
TheNakedAnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 21:58
TheNakedAnt
Its ok, the last time i committed malicious arson i blamed it on Viva Pinata.

It worked out great!
swiftly's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2008 01:08
swiftly
I've just wiped my arse with the daily mail, though I think I've absorbed a little of the ink. I'm now slightly more racist and want to build a bug wall around the UK's borders.
swiftly's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2008 01:10
swiftly
*big wall. Building a bug wall would take too long, must use bricks.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2008 18:34
Syn
@MechaMonkey: just trying to alleviate ignorance, but of course there are some people who are stubborn and ignorant, but I cannot fault them for that.
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