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French kid stabs his sister in the name of the DS photo

From stabbing people over handheld videogame consoles to draping themselves in Christmas lights and trying to somehow make it sexual innuendo, the French are clearly a ... unique bunch. The Le Post recently reported a five year old boy who stabbed his ten year old sister with a kitchen knife in their Uckange home, apparently because she refused to give him her DS.

Further investigation revealed that the boy's inspiration to use the knife in such a way way have come from a Power Rangers episode that included knife throwing, and also that the family has a history of domestic violence. So the DS isn't to blame, but Power Rangers. And violent fathers. Who argues over the DS, anyway? It's such a happy little thing.

[Via Kotaku]


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Fletcher's Avatar
Fletcher at 03/03/2009 08:46
I've stabbed many a people for my DS...actually with, that stylus hurts like a son of a gun!
Xaren's Avatar
Xaren at 03/03/2009 09:00
So... if I understand... that man think he's a christmas tree right ?
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 03/03/2009 09:05
Thanks for the header image and making things awkward for me and my boss at work.

Fuck.. stabbing? seriously? Thems bitches are crazy.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 03/03/2009 09:14
Front-page pubes. God, I wish I could un-see that.
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greks224 at 03/03/2009 09:17
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greks224 at 03/03/2009 09:18
Hahahaha loving the picture.
Also, French cocks.
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Kaspar at 03/03/2009 09:18
Proof that frog legs and wine are good for kids.
I like me some xenophobia.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 03/03/2009 09:42
@TheToiletDuck -- You're welcome! Protip: If you want tame header pictures, this is the wrong website.
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Palidi at 03/03/2009 09:46
Meh, stuff like that happens all the time over money or something already, doesn't it? Isn't this just that with a DS thrown in?
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cartman08 at 03/03/2009 09:47
could have done without seeing that freak in the image! this confirms what I always tought about the french there nutz
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Zodiac Eclipse at 03/03/2009 09:53
LOL well at least video games aren't to blame. Somebody had better get after those Power Rangers before they ruin more families though.
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vexed alex at 03/03/2009 09:53
I'm surprised no one surrendered before the stabbing.

Yes. I went there.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 03/03/2009 10:05
@Colette : Nah, it's cool. Wouldnt change the header pics for anything.
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Holyetheline at 03/03/2009 11:13
Bah! Stabbings must come to an end.
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necrozen at 03/03/2009 11:29
Hold on Colette, I have to go smash all 3 of my DSs because they are evil.........

Ok, I'm back. Man, did you know those thinks action have a death cry? Miyamoto must have implemented it. Dudes a genius.

Seriously though. Most likely people won't concentrate on the history of violence or the tv show. They'll just blame the DS or some shit.
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EternalPersona at 03/03/2009 12:01
Thanks for that picture Colette. Thank you.
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Sam Spectre at 03/03/2009 12:05
If some bitch stole my DS I'd stab her too.
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Chronic Logic at 03/03/2009 13:34
He emulated a Power Rangers game by stabbing his sister? Thank god he didn't emulate Gears of War with a chainsaw!
enfaw's Avatar
enfaw at 03/03/2009 17:53
GO GO POWER RANGERS
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Aziel13 at 03/04/2009 03:27
damn parent should have owned a gun
then he could have been an hero
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Yilduz at 03/04/2009 05:30
Actually, the mother did it. She's the one who stabbed her little girl. The surgeon noticed the girl's wound could not have been made by a five year old boy but an adult. The mother confessed. Very sad story.

via : http://www.lemonde.fr/archives/article/2009/03/03/une-mere-avoue-avoir-poignarde-sa-fille-en-moselle_1162943_0.html
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Barley at 03/04/2009 05:49
Yep, just read the french website and turns out it was Mom...
Artemus's Avatar
Artemus at 03/04/2009 20:55
Okay...
Very red nipples...
Spork's Avatar
Spork at 03/05/2009 01:48
"The Le Post"?

Seriously? "The Le." Damn I'm so pedantic. But that's irrelevant, because I'm RIGHT.
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