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French kid stabs his sister in the name of the DS photo

From stabbing people over handheld videogame consoles to draping themselves in Christmas lights and trying to somehow make it sexual innuendo, the French are clearly a ... unique bunch. The Le Post recently reported a five year old boy who stabbed his ten year old sister with a kitchen knife in their Uckange home, apparently because she refused to give him her DS.

Further investigation revealed that the boy's inspiration to use the knife in such a way way have come from a Power Rangers episode that included knife throwing, and also that the family has a history of domestic violence. So the DS isn't to blame, but Power Rangers. And violent fathers. Who argues over the DS, anyway? It's such a happy little thing.

[Via Kotaku]


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Fletcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 08:46
Fletcher
I've stabbed many a people for my DS...actually with, that stylus hurts like a son of a gun!
Xaren's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:00
Xaren
So... if I understand... that man think he's a christmas tree right ?
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:05
TheToiletDuck
Thanks for the header image and making things awkward for me and my boss at work.

Fuck.. stabbing? seriously? Thems bitches are crazy.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:14
Char Aznable
Front-page pubes. God, I wish I could un-see that.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:17
greks224
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:18
greks224
Hahahaha loving the picture.
Also, French cocks.
Kaspar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:18
Kaspar
Proof that frog legs and wine are good for kids.
I like me some xenophobia.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:42
Colette Bennett
@TheToiletDuck -- You're welcome! Protip: If you want tame header pictures, this is the wrong website.
Palidi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:46
Palidi
Meh, stuff like that happens all the time over money or something already, doesn't it? Isn't this just that with a DS thrown in?
cartman08's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:47
cartman08
could have done without seeing that freak in the image! this confirms what I always tought about the french there nutz
Zodiac Eclipse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:53
Zodiac Eclipse
LOL well at least video games aren't to blame. Somebody had better get after those Power Rangers before they ruin more families though.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 09:53
vexed alex
I'm surprised no one surrendered before the stabbing.

Yes. I went there.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 10:05
TheToiletDuck
@Colette : Nah, it's cool. Wouldnt change the header pics for anything.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 11:13
Holyetheline
Bah! Stabbings must come to an end.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 11:29
necrozen
Hold on Colette, I have to go smash all 3 of my DSs because they are evil.........

Ok, I'm back. Man, did you know those thinks action have a death cry? Miyamoto must have implemented it. Dudes a genius.

Seriously though. Most likely people won't concentrate on the history of violence or the tv show. They'll just blame the DS or some shit.
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 12:01
EternalPersona
Thanks for that picture Colette. Thank you.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 12:05
Sam Spectre
If some bitch stole my DS I'd stab her too.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 13:34
Chronic Logic
He emulated a Power Rangers game by stabbing his sister? Thank god he didn't emulate Gears of War with a chainsaw!
enfaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 17:53
enfaw
GO GO POWER RANGERS
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 03:27
Aziel13
damn parent should have owned a gun
then he could have been an hero
Yilduz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 05:30
Yilduz
Actually, the mother did it. She's the one who stabbed her little girl. The surgeon noticed the girl's wound could not have been made by a five year old boy but an adult. The mother confessed. Very sad story.

via : http://www.lemonde.fr/archives/article/2009/03/03/une-mere-avoue-avoir-poignarde-sa-fille-en-moselle_1162943_0.html
Barley's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 05:49
Barley
Yep, just read the french website and turns out it was Mom...
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 20:55
Artemus
Okay...
Very red nipples...
Spork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 01:48
Spork
"The Le Post"?

Seriously? "The Le." Damn I'm so pedantic. But that's irrelevant, because I'm RIGHT.
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