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Freeze! Hostage held captive with Sega Light Phaser photo

Opportunities to share news like this with you, my friends, does not come around often enough, so if you don't mind I'm going to relish the moment here. Kotaku recently reported (via Globo) about a rather unusual hostage case: a sixty year old woman was held hostage at gun point for ten hours in Brazil. The hilarious part of all this is the gun used was a Sega Light Phaser that came packed with the Sega Master System. That poor old lady! Chad Concelmo would surely have punched some sense into her had he been present.

The man released the hostage in the end and negiotiated with police. You may notice that in the picture above he actually also had a few knives on him, which he apparently didn't think were as threatening as the Light Phaser. I also like the fact that he's arm in arm with the lady in the pic with his knives in tow -- I guess she thought he was right to take a lady hostage for ten hours? For all we know, that could be the hostage. The possibilities BOGGLE THE MIND!

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lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 11:54
lastSKYsamurai
No It's a family event. what your not seeing is the dead cow on the side of the road. That's where the two are going. It's called BBQ Cow Roadside.
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 11:58
lastSKYsamurai
Also, just on that picture. What's that a knitted no-sleeve? That doesn't make any sense!
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 11:58
Josh Tolentino
I wonder what we can do with that Killzone 2 assault rifle...
Arbulu Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:00
Arbulu Man
Wanna know something even funnier? The reason this dude did it was a debt of R$ 42,00 - which in dollars is, in exact conversion, US$ 17,64.

Even though I'm brazilian, I can't help but laugh my stomach out, thinking about such facts. Thank God this guy could'n tell a ral gun from a SEGA falsie...
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:01
ProperlyParanoid
Man, my country sucks.
smang's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:04
smang
he probably could have ebayed the light gun for that much.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:15
Sam Spectre
This is classic.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:44
Naim Master
LMAO , Mirax , are you Brazilian too?
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:44
casualweaponry
She should have been tipped off when he shot off screen to reload.
TheChemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:59
TheChemist
This story was absolutely hilarious the first time I saw it, but now with that pic it just went to a whole new level.
Satsumomo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:25
Satsumomo
Look at the size of her boobs, and just how low they are hanging. A nightmarish woman.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:30
Holyetheline
wtf is the point of that? Some people are so dumb. haha.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 14:15
Drach
It takes a hard Gangsta to hold up old women with obsolete video game controllers... next thing you know someone will hijack a plane with a Nintendo "Super Scope"
Mau Gx3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 14:29
Mau Gx3
Only in Brazil... My country is funny sometimes. Sometimes it just sucks. HARD.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 14:49
DaedHead8
@satsumomo

o_O
Raf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 15:08
Raf
Man, I love my country.
Raf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 15:52
Raf
Mighty Pinto's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 15:55
Mighty Pinto
The only thing that could make this story any funnier would be if a teenager showed up wearing a varsity jacket with a holstered Zapper and NES controller attached to his belt, yelling out "PAUSE!" as he hits the start button in an attempt to freeze time.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 16:06
Chronic Logic
Whatever, he probably wanted to get some ugly piece of ass.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2009 11:15
Niero
Hey, a lot of Brazilians in the comments! Pretty cool to see
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