With Far Cry 3 less than a month away, the freddiew team of Freddie Wong and Brandon Laatsch fuel the hype machine with an appropriate homage.
A sunny, beach-side getaway in Belize is too trivial for ol' Mr. Wong. He needs a little more excitement in his vacation package. Thankfully, the hotel staff is more than willing to tailor his activity schedule to suit his particular tastes.
If you want more SFX action, check out last week's Hitman video after the jump. It's guaranteed to be a billion times better than that Timothy Olyphant bile.
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