Star Wars: The Old Republic will definitely turn all of your children gay, according to right-wing Christian lunatic group, the Family Research Council. FRC president Tony Perkins recently criticized BioWare's MMO for being full of homosexual activism that will "Star Warp" impressionable young minds with its promise of same-sex relationships.
"In a new Star Wars game, the biggest threat to the empire may be homosexual activists," he said. "... Since the announcement, homosexuals have been celebrating the news, but parents sure aren't. On the game's website, there are more than 300 pages of comments -- a lot of them expressing anger that their kids will be exposed to this Star Warped way of thinking."
Perkins encouraged parents to join in the Facebook pressure and claimed that the game had "gone to the dark side." Because if there's one thing Darth Vader liked, it was a good hard cock up the arse.
Sounds like Perkins could do with one of those, actually. I volunteer to personally give him a quick handjob if it helps him calm the f*ck down and stop worrying about what a bunch of man-shaped pixels are doing to another bunch of man-shaped pixels.
Uproar Over 'Star Wars: The Old Republic' Video Game Allowing Same-Sex Relationships [Opposing Views via Videogamer]
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9:20 AM on 01.30.2012
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Anal Kin¿
Hmmn, I wonder what color lightsabers they use¿!
Will someone tell this idiot that the Empire are the BAD GUYS? Go get 'em Gay Rebellion!
Emperor Pumpateen
Jabbin the But
You don't think ultraconservatives like that watch Star Wars thinking the Empire are the good guys?
"Man, this Palpatine guy totally has the right idea. That little boy with the queer hair better learn his place."
The Empire Strikes Ass
Return of the Hung Guy
The Phantom In Us
Attack of the Bone
Revenge in your Shit
"You don't think ultraconservatives like that watch Star Wars thinking the Empire are the good guys?
"Man, this Palpatine guy totally has the right idea. That little boy with the queer hair better learn his place.""
TOO FUCKING GOOD!!
I can totally see at least half of those being real porn flicks.
Wait ... I don't think I did that right.
Does he know there's no God in it, either? :D
Chewbackhole
That's okay. I couldn't even think of one for Boushh.
Luke Skywhorer
Princess Lay Her
Obi wans a dick up his bum
C3 Pee hole
Oh and the person who asks what color the sabers are, that's easy, rainbow.
Cause he must be okay with killing parents in front of children and genocide in the name of religion.
If he wasn't okay with them, he wouldn't be complaining about a feature not in the game yet.
they actually said "star warped"...