7:15 PM on 02.01.2007 |
Tiff
Being a bearer of bosoms myself, I can appreciate when a fellow lady displays a set of applaud worthy ta-ta's. Frustratingly enough, female characters in games will always have the upper hand in notable breasts as they're most typically well endowed by game designers who tweak their polygons to perky perfection.
That being said, I will admit that Square Enix's Playboy bunny character, Fran from Final Fantasy XII, does have a nice rack. It's great. But isn't an almost 5-minute montage of Fran's boobies in action just a little too much?
I'd think that by the time you had knocked yourself out of whatever boob-induced euphoria the video's creator experienced while playing FFXII, you’d be quickly destroyed by monsters and suddenly absent of all those phoenix downs you hypnotically used to quell your insatiable lust. Of course, we all know that is not the proper way to save Dalmasca.
[Thanks Chico]
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I'll pass.
The mainstream media assume that this game is targeted towards prepubescent (sp?) males and their jollies and writes it off accordingly, when it fact it may be a good game worthy of note. Honestly, I can't blame them. I am much more bothered by a game like this than I am of a game with cartoony graphics. I think every game should have 3 settings (among others)
1. Turn blood/gore on/off
2. User skipable cut scenes
3. Turn game porn/jigglies on/off
Videogame Boobs -1
Subtotal 0
Time Wasted -1
Total Score -1
REAL BOOBS RULE!!!
also vaginas...
Given I haven't played FFXII yet forgive me.
Although shouldn't the video be showcasing Fran's ass more? While you can make an excuse for the cleavage, there isn't as good an excuse for the not-quite full ass coverage bottoms she's wearing. And since you see characters in the game from behind when running around (I assume), her ass is clearly on display. I think that's a little more explicit, and no ass physics are needed (although that would be interesting).
oh well, have to wait with fingers crossed. besides i feel like our favorite Voluptuous Viera would be too young to take part in that film anytime soon...how old is fran again?
(wanh waaanh)
he also sent me an erotic story to.,.. strange boy.