This is fourth installment in our self-proclaimed "delightful countdown" to Super Smash Bros. Brawl's release on midnight, March 9th, 2008. In many ways, it's much like the fourth Planet of the Apes film. It's up to you to figure out what that means. The first one to do so gets a pair of Wii fingerless gloves.
Our focus today will be on the varies glitches and hacks found in the Smash Bros. series. They are ranked based on three criteria: ease to perform, level of game-affecting properties, and general awesomeness. The top video displays glitch ranked number five, the infinite damage trick from the original Super Smash Bros..
Man, the tree's reaction in that vid is priceless.
Hit the jump for a peek at glitches ranked four through one, but read at your own risk if you fear Brawl spoilers.
Glitch Ranked Number Four: Hacked Brawl disk provides total insanity.
This one ranks so low on the list because it can't be done without hacking the Brawl disk, while the rest of these entries can be performed by and Joe Shmoe without any 733T HAXXORS skills. However, awesomeness wins out over consistency in this case, as this entry is just too great to ignore. Click here and here for parts two and three of this exhibition of madness.
Bonus points also go to this entry for boding well on Nintendo's capacity to add alternate skins to pre-existing Brawl characters via Pay and Play (see #3 on yesterday's list).
Glitch Ranked Number Three: Falco's infinite laser
This is clearly a glitch that Brawl's programmers missed in the testing phase, and it is sure to get Falco banned from many future Brawl tournaments. There is talk that skilled players can Ukemi out of this trap, but from where I'm standing, this is still a potentially game-breaking glitch.
Glitch Ranked Number Two: Giga-Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff gains no extra attack power or other advantages from this glitch. All this trick really does is take J-Piddy's size-expanding final smash and freezes it when he/she/it is at maximum girth. Regardless, a screen-filling Giga-Jigglypuff is a site to behold, disgustingly cute and terrifyingly weird all at the same time.
Glitch Ranked Number One: Melee's "Black Hole"
This is by far my favorite glitch/exploit in the Super Smash Bros. series, and perhaps one of the greatest glitches of all time. What other glitch lets you actually create an in-game phenomenon capable of destroying anything it touches? This is one you have to try for yourself in order to recognize its majesty, preferably with two people in on what you are up to, and a fourth oblivious party to play the role of victim. I haven't seen or heard of this tried in Brawl yet, so it may be something that you'll be able to do with friends online. Just one of the many exploits to exlore once Brawl drops on midnight, March 9th.
So, did I miss any? Know one that tops any of the above entries? Show me who's boss by posting your favorite Smash Bros. glitch here in the comments.
Other entries in this series-
Five Days to Smash Bros. Brawl: Top Five Unfulfilled Brawl pipe dreams
Six Days to Smash Bros. Brawl: Top Five Smash Bros. alternatives
Seven Days to Smash Bros. Brawl: Hands on coverage of the WPI Brawl tournament
I let the video play in the background just so I could listen to the music and remember my youth years spent on Earthbound.
On the first video that is, because I missed the jump :o
PLEASE let this game come out early so people will stop with the hoopla surrounding this game.
It's going to be so hilarious when this gets an 8.5 from some random gaming site, and all the Nintendo fanboys go balls to the wall insane.
That haxxor video was the shit. At the end it said ship of fools productions, which is cool cause ship of fools is a grateful dead reference.
NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scariest. Pikachu. Ever.
This is a glitch, isn't it?
Oh man, that tall, skinny Pikachu is awesome.
Regarding the tall Pikachu... that monster's gonna give me nightmares.
the game is actually already out, several Targets have it already on shelves... SHHHH! I'm actually gonna pick it up on Friday at an indie store I know of.
I concur with Rorschach.
Ahh, the Black Hole was awesome..
I just watched all the Brawl swap videos.
Seriously. Peach, Sonic and Pikachu are the things that powers nightmares. *shudders*
Y0j1mb0, squirming will only make it hurt more!
Rorschaschki wins. Riser is a good ass-kisser.
How do you get on road-rules?
hurray glitches! i could never get the black hole one to work
Make love, not war.
My favorite glitch that isn't on here is the Kirby/Game and Watch bug in Melee. If Kirby eats G+W and uses the sausage attack, he'll occasionally start carrying the frying pan around, even if the G+W "hat" gets knocked off. It doesn't really affect gameplay, but it's kind of weird to see Kirby running around with a cel-shaded skillet.
lol 733T HAXXORS. I want to h4x boobies.
j-piddy
HA
my dear furry lord! what has that cat done to drunk micky mouse!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Riser is master of nightmares everyone, be on guard.
Thread KILLED.
*sigh* I see Rorschah is posting those pics from his 18th birthday again.
@Riser
Jesus Christ, that looks like a bad acid trip. Only with less colors.
That would be true, Nihon, if this were a thread!
Rorsch, is that furry wardrox?
Sonipeach is far more scary.
Also, I actually DID beat you to this one, sux2bu.
My favorite glitch?
Wavedash.
That turnip black hole is incredible.
The meta-knight link kind of creeped me out more than freakachu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLHui7omLQ
Actually... Sonic-Peach is the true abomination out of these. Fuck.
Peach/Sonic makes me want to cry a little bit. I wanna see Snake/Kirby.
I am appalled and amazed by the gigantic humanoid pikachu
That black hole glitch is absolutely nuts. Instant 999% damage FTW!
That pikachu was messed up man
Fucking furries!
Yiff in hell!
I always loved the Black Hole.
And IGN gave Brawl a 9.5 anyway.
The pikachu was freaky... So was Peach! I'd love to see a Kirby-Samus one.
Ok, I'll bite. Why all the furries?
And Reaprar, it does indeed suck to be me. That's why I like Luc Bernard's artwork. I'm emo like that.
But seriously, if I had seen your c-blog, I would have credited you. My bad.
I like how 4 isn't a glitch.
At least theres only 3 more posts...
I like how it isn't a glitch as well.
And I like trolls, too.
Ouch.
Also, I just saw a wardrox furry. Scary.
Wow there sure a lot of sonic/animal related pics on here. wtf.
I once discovered a one man black hole glitch that can be done almost anywhere, but it is very complicated. If any one wants I could tell you how to do it.
Man, I wish there were another game that's so highly anticipated by fans coming out in another three or four months. The trolls are going to go hungry.
hah, olimar mario is kinda cute. Like, post-gear-3rd luffy cute.
I haven't decided if I'm going to pick this up yet. Awaiting review, destrutoid, pls2provide.
gannonchu is now my favorite brawl character.
OH NOEZ THE Furries are melting my brain
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The Black Hole glitch holds a special place in my memory because it caused my game to crash when I played around with it. >.>
However, there is a Melee glitch I know that might be even cooler - Kamikaze Mr. Game and Watch. :D
Have Mr. G&W use his Oil Panic move to capture 3 fully-charged PK Flashes from Ness. Then, when Ness is shielding, use Oil Panic again directly on him. The resulting explosion rockets Mr. G&W to his doom, but also takes out anyone unfortunate to be in the line of fire. So much fun.
I don't know if there's a video of it, but my friends and I know a glitch in Melee where, on Final Destination, two Luigis can keep Up-B-ing each other so high up on the stage that their icons appear underneath the stage. It took a couple of minutes for them to fall back to the top of the screen and then onto the stage once we stopped using Up-B.
Also, the infinite super scope glitch is very fun.
Setting up that black hole glitch looked like frame rate hell.
That black hole video is awesome. Makes me want to go out and buy that game just to play with it.
Deadhead, no it isn't.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Fools
Can I have sex with it? Please?
I'm gonna try that blackhole glitch. I've been playing around with Melee since 2002 and I never heard of that.
Also, there is something david-lynch-freaky about that huge pikachu. I keep expecting it to put on a 1950s hop dress and dance to an Angelo Badalamenti soundtrack while midgets smile into the camera from the background.
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