I'd first like to apologize to everyone for my absence from Destructoid most of the day.
Take one look a the Okami car and then tell me that you wouldn't want to drive around in that classy ride? If that doesn't do it for you, there's always the Reggie inspired Bruce Lee (or is it Reggie Wii?) car. Don't even get my started on the Batman and Robin theme. Needless to say, this whole thing turned some gears in my own head.
Wouldn't it be nice to see a team of Destructoid cars on the tracks? I lack the necessary talent, but I'm willing to bet that you the readers can more than make up for that. So what do you say? Let's get cranking on those Dtoid cars and start spreading the gospel of the apostle Niero -- one track at a time.
Dale North's review is taking forever because he keeps getting distracted by sh*t like this. [Swagtoise's Tumblr via Tiny Cartridge]more
This is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two. Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrailers]more
As some of you may or may not have heard, this is officially my last day with Destructoid. Man ... I can barely type that without getting upset. I am starting a new job next week at GolinHarris as a writer for Nintendo. It is...more