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Forums, we have them: March 2012
Put on your wizard hat and cloak of invisibility, it's that magical time where we invade the front page to remind you all that Destructoid has Forums and they are glorious. Don't believe me? Take a look at all the crazy shenanigans that went down last month. After being reborn from the ashes like a phoenix, the Who the hell are you?! 2.0 thread has spawned its very own forum meme, Crotchtoid. Basically it's exactly what it sounds like and has already lead to its own artistic movement as seen in the header image. Thanks to ZombiePlatypus for bravely posting a picture of his crotch to get us started, although his motivation for doing so is shrouded in mystery. Speaking of good old ZP, that guy sure does a lot for us, including pushing the limits of acceptable post counts. Behold the breathtaking celebration of his 20,000 posts. Who will be next to reach this epic milestone? I guess we'll just have to wait to find out. Of course it could be hard for anyone else to hit 20,000 posts when we're all busy playing Mass Effect 3. Come share your love for the final installment of Bioware's epic space opera in our Mass Affection Thread. This is also a great place to make some multiplayer buddies so you can take it to the Reapers in style. Maybe instead of venturing into the Forums you spent last month playing around with your PlayStation Vita. Well, grab your PSN name and unite with other vita owners, for better or worse. Got some impressions of your time with the Vita that you are dying to get off your chest? Share them here. This just in, Epic-KxDtoid is the worst gamer in the world. Think you can sink below his level? Click the link and share your greatest gaming sins. Had a game you were super excited about get cancelled right out from under you? Fandango is here to share your grief.
Forum new guy, Deathsoldier11 showed off some of his mad woodburning skills. That's gotta be worth a Creative Endeavors Badge. What's that? You want more badges? Well you've come to the right place! This month we are finally unveiling the much anticipated Dtoid 6th Anniversary Badge in honor of Dtoid's (and boss-man, Niero's) birthday, March 16. Fun fact, I always remember Dtoid's birthday because it is the day after my son's. Anyway, here's the badge.
How do you get your hot little hands on this sweet Final Fantasy homage? Come by the All About Destructoid section of the Forums and find this year's birthday celebration thread. Follow the instructions contained within and post your results to be part of Dtoid's big day. If you're planning to go to PAX East this year then it's time to start planning how to best maximize your time with the Dtoid community. The PAX East 2012 thread has all the information you need to meet up with the best gaming community in the world. PAX is a life-changing event where bromance is born so don't miss a second of the excitement. Some other stuff probably happened, but I've had a cold for about 3 weeks and my medicine makes everything a little fuzzy. Thanks to everyone in the Forums for being awesome and contributing to what makes this place great. Happy Birthday wishes to Niero and the whole Dtoid Community, let's make the next 6 years as amazing as the first. Be sure to join us next month when Mxy introduces you to his anatomically correct Transformer puppet collection and some more things will happen, most likely. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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11:00 PM on 05.26.2013 Are you going to PAX Prime 2013? Let us know!It's that time again! At the end of every summer, we Dtoiders trek up to Seattle for the greatest gathering of gamers in the industry: PAX Prime! As usual, the Destructoid crew will be out in full force again this year, repre...
2:00 PM on 05.19.2013 Communitoid 013, featuring special guest JJ McCallum!In this extra British episode of Communitoid, we're joined by special British guest JJ McCallum! JJ recalls the time he fiddled with Conor's no-no place, Jo gets all hot and bothered by JJ's accent, Aaron is the worst host ev...
2:00 PM on 04.28.2013 Communitoid 012, featuring special guest JohnnyViral!In this extra special episode of Communitoid, the gang is joined by legendary Dtoider and 321gocast host JohnnyViral! Aaron and Jo grill Johnny on his history at Dtoid, then break into conversations about drinking, video...
12:00 PM on 04.21.2013 Hide your kids, we're going to Nashville next weekend!Giddy up y'all! There's a Destructoid Hoe-down a-comin' up and you better grab whatever you southern people use to party. I'm going to admit, all I know about the south comes from The Dukes of Hazzard re-runs. That's right, o...
2:00 PM on 04.14.2013 Communitoid 011, featuring special guest AgentMOO!In this extra bovine episode of Communitoid, we're joined by Dtoid indie game developer extraordinaire AgentMOO! Your usual gang of moovers and shakers udders a few words about the game development scene, chews its cud regard...
6:00 PM on 04.13.2013 Here's your PAX East 2013 group photo!Now that PAX East 2013 is well behind you and you've all finally sobered up, I thought it would be about time to share this year's group shot! Rumor has it that it was so cold during this year's photo shoot that Hamza literal...
3:30 PM on 03.31.2013 Communitoid 010, featuring special guest ArcticFox!In this super sausagey episode of Communitoid, Dtoider ArcticFox joins our temporarily female-free cast of characters as we discuss videogames, erotic fan fiction, 80s nostalgia, and which cast member we'd like to marry/bang/...
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