Erotic literature for the discerning consumer

Jim Sterling · 06-11-2009, 11:50 AM

Jack Tretton whimpered as he pulled his fleshy pillows apart, exposing his tight and sighing ring to the world. Bent over, ashamed, but consumed with desire, Tretton raised his posterior, presenting his magnificent and supple arse for the man to whom it was pledged.

Major Nelson stood behind Jack, his pulsing and thunderous tumescence in his hand, stroking it lovingly, but with an undeniably firm grasp. He was the master of his own lust, and Tretton knew it to be so. The Major slid a finger into his mouth, running it slick with saliva. When satisfied with his lubrication, he removed it, the bridge of spital betwixt mouth and digit snapping, and he drew it over Tretton's aching and expectant orifice. He rubbed as Tretton bit his lip, whining like a dog. The whines turned to moans of ecstatic pleasure as the Major's finger slid deep inside his throbbing tube.

As Nelson ran the leaking precome over his firesome helmet, he continued to work the finger inside Tretton's digestive destination. It was not long, however, before Nelson could contain the wrath of his organ any longer, and he took it upon himself to explore the entrails of his lover with his almighty shaft. Like the very arm of God Himself, Nelson's curved and rock-solid horn took to Tretton like a ram among the sheep, and Tretton's cavity greedily consumed all that was delivered.

The two lovers groaned in the moonlight, and they were as one creature, braying whores in the Devil's masquerade. They did not know, however, as we knew, that their forbidden exploration was spied upon by another.

Reggie Fils-Aime had seen everything.

Mr Wrighty 987 · 06-11-2009, 11:57 AM

Is it a crime if i fap to this?

Havoc Fang · 06-11-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Wrighty 987

Is it a crime if i fap to this?

Lock me up and fucking melt the key into the shape of a starfish.

Half left · 06-11-2009, 12:28 PM

WHAT! >=[

wadawoodo · 06-11-2009, 12:31 PM

I feel alive for the first time ever

kleaneasy · 06-11-2009, 12:52 PM

well that made me laugh out loud so hard it hurt

The Defiant Biscuit · 06-11-2009, 12:54 PM

Origim · 06-11-2009, 12:55 PM

HAHA classic and no surprise that meaty old Reg is a watcher.

zephyrstarfields · 06-11-2009, 12:57 PM

This may be the most unique piece of slashfic in history. Thank you so much for creating a brand new perversion for the Internets to love on.

Barcode · 06-11-2009, 12:58 PM

oh fuck......

HarassmentPanda · 06-11-2009, 01:01 PM

You copied this straight from myfirsttime.com! Or was that Major Nelson's live journal? Or GamePro? (You guys are always stealing their stories w/o giving credit!) Or my diary? I know I've read this somewhere.

vrc · 06-11-2009, 01:08 PM

What are you guys talking about, this is just the execs testing out the Wii Vitality Sensor...

Dexter345 · 06-11-2009, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Wrighty 987

Is it a crime if i fap to this?

It's a crime not to.

funran · 06-11-2009, 01:25 PM

Jim this is horribly detailed and disgusting, i love it. May I suggest that part two involves the inevitable threesome where meatsauce joins the fun? I'd really like to see your use of words when describing Regie, and all his bovine glory.

fwumps · 06-11-2009, 02:36 PM

Have him fingering Reggies

Captain Foolage · 06-11-2009, 06:22 PM

Necro-B.A.B.S. · 06-12-2009, 12:31 AM

wow this is awesome

Castronaut · 06-17-2009, 05:39 AM

Squad broken?

bart999 · 06-23-2009, 09:00 PM

...and then aceybongoes...

Mr Kite · 06-26-2009, 01:10 AM

MOAR!

06-11-2009, 11:50 AM	#1
Jim Sterling is Offline Toucan Rider Join Date: May 2007 Location: Uncle Reg's Sugar Basement Posts: 567	Erotic literature for the discerning consumer Jack Tretton whimpered as he pulled his fleshy pillows apart, exposing his tight and sighing ring to the world. Bent over, ashamed, but consumed with desire, Tretton raised his posterior, presenting his magnificent and supple arse for the man to whom it was pledged. Major Nelson stood behind Jack, his pulsing and thunderous tumescence in his hand, stroking it lovingly, but with an undeniably firm grasp. He was the master of his own lust, and Tretton knew it to be so. The Major slid a finger into his mouth, running it slick with saliva. When satisfied with his lubrication, he removed it, the bridge of spital betwixt mouth and digit snapping, and he drew it over Tretton's aching and expectant orifice. He rubbed as Tretton bit his lip, whining like a dog. The whines turned to moans of ecstatic pleasure as the Major's finger slid deep inside his throbbing tube. As Nelson ran the leaking precome over his firesome helmet, he continued to work the finger inside Tretton's digestive destination. It was not long, however, before Nelson could contain the wrath of his organ any longer, and he took it upon himself to explore the entrails of his lover with his almighty shaft. Like the very arm of God Himself, Nelson's curved and rock-solid horn took to Tretton like a ram among the sheep, and Tretton's cavity greedily consumed all that was delivered. The two lovers groaned in the moonlight, and they were as one creature, braying whores in the Devil's masquerade. They did not know, however, as we knew, that their forbidden exploration was spied upon by another. Reggie Fils-Aime had seen everything.

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06-11-2009, 11:57 AM	#2
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Origim is Offline [Level 3: Humanoid] Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: California Posts: 84	HAHA classic and no surprise that meaty old Reg is a watcher.

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zephyrstarfields is Offline [Level 2: Human] Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 20	This may be the most unique piece of slashfic in history. Thank you so much for creating a brand new perversion for the Internets to love on.

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Barcode is Offline [Level 4: Cyborg] Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 128	oh fuck......

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HarassmentPanda is Offline [Level 4: Cyborg] Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 185	You copied this straight from myfirsttime.com! Or was that Major Nelson's live journal? Or GamePro? (You guys are always stealing their stories w/o giving credit!) Or my diary? I know I've read this somewhere.

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vrc is Offline [Level 1: Fresh Meat] Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3	What are you guys talking about, this is just the execs testing out the Wii Vitality Sensor...

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funran is Offline [Level 3: Humanoid] Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: OKC, Oklahoma Posts: 58	Jim this is horribly detailed and disgusting, i love it. May I suggest that part two involves the inevitable threesome where meatsauce joins the fun? I'd really like to see your use of words when describing Regie, and all his bovine glory.

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fwumps is Offline [Level 3: Humanoid] Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 73	Have him fingering Reggies

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Mr Kite is Offline [Level 5: Mech] Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 261	MOAR!