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Old 11-08-2009, 02:56 AM   #1
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Writing on the walls

It's the zombie apocalypse and you're one of a handful of survivors. What would YOU write on the saferoom walls? Something funny? Something helpful?

I would write my cell number so other survivors could get in contact with me.
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:11 AM   #2
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Directions of where I was headed. Mobile phone coverage might be one of the first things to go. Also random insults. Can't go without that. Maybe what music to play at my funeral.
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:21 AM   #3
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I'd write out the lyrics for Barbie Girl by Aqua so whoever survives far enough to find the saferoom will go mad with that song in their heads.
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:39 AM   #4
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Old 11-08-2009, 04:27 AM   #5
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The cake is a lie.
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Old 11-08-2009, 04:29 AM   #6
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Read line below this.
Read line above this.

EDIT: Also, I'm pretty sure that this should be in the bar.

Last edited by Anonymouse; 11-08-2009 at 04:31 AM. Reason: WOOOOOOOT! 200th post.
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Old 11-08-2009, 05:04 AM   #7
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I would want to write something funny, but then I'd remember that I'm not funny and I can't run because of my bad knee and I'm probably going to die soon and then I'd just collapse on the floor and cry.
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Old 11-08-2009, 10:11 AM   #8
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If someone’s bit you must shoot out there brain bits.
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Old 11-08-2009, 10:38 AM   #9
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Directions that would lead them into traps and other various forms of misfortune.
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Old 11-08-2009, 10:51 AM   #10
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:59 PM   #13
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:29 PM   #14
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This.

I lol'ed when seeing that for the first time.

Also

"It seems that zombies won't attack you if you blend in as one. Once they see you eating another human it's like you're family."
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:44 PM   #15
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"It seems that zombies won't attack you if you blend in as one. Once they see you eating another human it's like you're family."
Win.
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Old 11-08-2009, 07:37 PM   #16
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If you find a nice, safe prison to inhabit, don't go chasing after any downed helicopters. Fuckers will chop off your hand, and kill...well, pretty much everybody.

-Rick
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Old 11-08-2009, 07:44 PM   #17
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That stupid Hunter has been waiting just out of bullet range for the last 12 days. Eight other groups are here, and have been waiting with us. Damnit, why did Chicago Ted have to be zombified!

On a side note, i have no idea if it was Chicago ted, or Buffalo Ted, or what. Could someone help me out on this one?
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I would inform people that me and Ed are going to the Winchester.
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I'd probably do something really gay like a Bible verse or something. I can't really think all that creatively in tense situations.
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If you find a nice, safe prison to inhabit, don't go chasing after any downed helicopters. Fuckers will chop off your hand, and kill...well, pretty much everybody.

-Rick
YES.

I love that comic.
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