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*sigh* Ya know, Maul really isn't that interesting or cool. He was, for about 5 minutes..but there are so many better, more interesting choices out there.
It's sad because while this probably isn't Lucas approved, he probably wouldve approved it anyway.
Oh well, Maul was the only character in that film who learnt to shut the fuck up, so he's welcome. Shame he died in a pathetic way.
Oh well, Maul was the only character in that film who learnt to shut the fuck up, so he's welcome. Shame he died in a pathetic way.
Lucas, please, just... just stop approving some ridiculous shit and promote more "not-skywalker" periods of SW history. Stop fucking stuffing poor Anakin with Padawans
Yuck, this sucks. anf if I didn't mention it before, it totally sucks.
Now if they said a Greedo/Starkiller skin.......
Now if they said a Greedo/Starkiller skin.......
Ah, Maulkiller. There goes another naming choice for 12 year olds hoping to make a badass Sith character when Old Republic comes out. Good think they'll still have Darkside666 or xGoku_SepirothX.
''goood''These backstories are getting to be such bullshit. Just tell me what the character can do and let me play the game. The only decent SW stories come from Bioware, the Force Unleashed stories are worse than Scooby Doo.
So after 30 years, all those fanwankers dreaming of their time to shine got a job at Lucasarts? Great!
Maulkiller? Really? This reminds me of the stories I'd come up with when I was 10, for pete's sake. "What if we took x and spliced it with y, how awesome would that be?"
This is not really about how this is canon or non-canon, just putting out a decent product, a half-good story. Too bad, but, then again, we fell into fanfic territory about 11 years ago, and there's no coming back.
Oh, and where's my light-knife preorder bonus? My light-trident? Maybe my light-blades-of-chaos or my light-machine-gun (it shoots little lightsaber bullets) or my light-grenade (it shoots out tiny lightsabers as shrapnel). While we're here, we may as well go the whole way.
Maulkiller? Really? This reminds me of the stories I'd come up with when I was 10, for pete's sake. "What if we took x and spliced it with y, how awesome would that be?"
This is not really about how this is canon or non-canon, just putting out a decent product, a half-good story. Too bad, but, then again, we fell into fanfic territory about 11 years ago, and there's no coming back.
Oh, and where's my light-knife preorder bonus? My light-trident? Maybe my light-blades-of-chaos or my light-machine-gun (it shoots little lightsaber bullets) or my light-grenade (it shoots out tiny lightsabers as shrapnel). While we're here, we may as well go the whole way.
[i]Super Drybones
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--
Chemical X[/i]
Nothing I can say will be funnier than this.
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--
Chemical X[/i]
Nothing I can say will be funnier than this.
What I don't get are all the people making valid points on how the story line of this game series is so out of wack with the starwars series. There are a ton of ways to tell a new story with out having to kick one in that has all ready been told.
Yeah, I really liked Force Unleashed, but only after I used all my mental power to ignore the SW storys told in the books I have read and the movies I have seen. How about doing a game with the Solo kids. They had a ton of issues with The Yuuzhan Vong crisis. Plus, those kids have had to struggle with the light and dark side of the force in a deeper way than Mr. Starkiller and his pre-order skin.
This skin and game just screems of farmer Joe trying to get every last bit of money out of his cash cow. Fans and good story be damned. Sigh worst thing though I'm going to support all of this because I'm going to buy the game and with some regret enjoy it.
Yeah, I really liked Force Unleashed, but only after I used all my mental power to ignore the SW storys told in the books I have read and the movies I have seen. How about doing a game with the Solo kids. They had a ton of issues with The Yuuzhan Vong crisis. Plus, those kids have had to struggle with the light and dark side of the force in a deeper way than Mr. Starkiller and his pre-order skin.
This skin and game just screems of farmer Joe trying to get every last bit of money out of his cash cow. Fans and good story be damned. Sigh worst thing though I'm going to support all of this because I'm going to buy the game and with some regret enjoy it.
Star wars hasn't been about the story for me for a long time. As long as the gameplay is good I don't care. MaulKiller is a completely ridiculous name though.....
For the love of God please don't be canon.
These games have already fucked with the Star Wars universe one to many times.
These games have already fucked with the Star Wars universe one to many times.
Starkiller was cannon. The dude was pathos incarnate. A jelly brained half baked mute clone psychopath who killed his own parent with his mind and thus was left to roam as a feral idiot. You would think gamers could relate to this.
It is so typical of gamers that the first set of diminishing ahole comments just write themselves - " he doesn't have a cool name " or since it's from a book "TLDR". Even better the 1 storyboard sketch is all the information they need.
The picture on the box is going to be the only research most gamers do, when they go to walmart to get their next game. For the sake of sales I can only hope it is a close up of Darth Mauls tattooed, studded nut sack being choked by a cock ring.
It is so typical of gamers that the first set of diminishing ahole comments just write themselves - " he doesn't have a cool name " or since it's from a book "TLDR". Even better the 1 storyboard sketch is all the information they need.
The picture on the box is going to be the only research most gamers do, when they go to walmart to get their next game. For the sake of sales I can only hope it is a close up of Darth Mauls tattooed, studded nut sack being choked by a cock ring.
Sounds interesting to me.
But, I think I have on problem here...Let me put on my 'nerd' hat for a second.
Would Vadar actually make a clone (even if a hybrid version) of the person who killed the closest thing to a father he ever had?
That would be like if someone would kill your dad...and then later on you make a clone of that person to be your son.
But, I think I have on problem here...Let me put on my 'nerd' hat for a second.
Would Vadar actually make a clone (even if a hybrid version) of the person who killed the closest thing to a father he ever had?
That would be like if someone would kill your dad...and then later on you make a clone of that person to be your son.
Terrible name aside how exactly did Anakin even get a sample of Darth Maul's DNA he was 6 years old when Maul died and when maul died he feel into a power plant reactor of some sort pretty much destroying him completely and the lightsaber wound that killed maul cauterized the wound so there wouldnt be anything on the floor either.
Yunno dose big wooden mallet things? Da hammers what ya drive stakes and pegs into the ground with? For tents and guide wires? Well I'm the guy who kills 'em.
I was just talking to my buddy the other day how it would be cool if Darth Vader created a warrior of unparalleled strength and power by combining the genetic material of Darth Maul, former apprentice of Sith Lord Darth Sidious, with his own apprentice, Starkiller. I would have never thought of naming said clone Maulkiller but I guess thats why Lucas Arts makes the big bucks.
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