You can always count on Japan to skim the line between child molestation and charming merriment. A new erotic game from the country that makes rape fun, Hypnotism Class, grants players the power of mind control. With such mental gifts, what would you do? Become a professional gambler and make money? Become a politician or a spy and serve your country? No, you dunce! You do what any sane man would do and hypnotize young schoolgirls so you can get a good look at their underpants!
Yes, only in Japan would they come up with the idea of hypnotizing the perpetually pubescent so that they'll stand upside down and reveal their tight little knickers for the gratification of all. If you're a filthy pedophile, like the one who wrote into Destructoid last night to complain about my "persecution" of kiddy fiddlers, this game is for you!
In the game, girls will continue to talk to you normally, despite the fact that they are doing handstands and that blood is literally drowning their brains. You'll be able to play in "handstand mode" for the entire game, allowing you to make real the imaginary world of Roman Polanski. Right on!
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8:00 AM on 04.17.2009
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Those Japs, you have got to love em.
Seconded. Hentai has been around before a lot of you were born, and animated acts 1000 times more fucked up than this. I don't see a problem with posting them on Dtoid as well; it's video game related.
Friend, let me tell you about a place called 4chan.
I know that's not true, but Japan IS the only place where pedophilia is a fun past-time.
That's not quite true either. Organizations like NAMBLA show that pedophilia can be both pastime and political movement. If nothing else, I know of no Japanese Train Molesters' Lobbying group. Yet.
H-games generally come from an extreme minority whose only real distinction from the perverted minorities in other countries is the industrial ability to make a games market out of it. It's developing in the states, though, with a boatload of 3D H-games creeping in from darker corners of the dev arena. It hasn't quite reached the level of fetishism available across the pond, but then again I haven't finished the design docs for the first NAMBLA game :P
I'm not always serious when I say things.
I know, it just irks the indignant pervert in me sometimes. Taken wrongly, this sort of news can lead to the same prejudices others have for hardcore gamers (i.e. lonely wimpy ticking time-bombs).
Please tell me that actually happened. That would be hilarious.
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if they really tried or wanted to even via firmware update. Isn't that what they did when
they brought dual shock back.
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