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Every time that epic-koryuken posts anything, I'm convinced even more that he need to be punched in his stupid fucking mouth.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colette knows what's up!
Colette knows what's up!
I bought this game for cheap after James Mielke at 1up wrote a nice blog about it. I can't even tell you how much time I've put into this game. For some reason the cheesyness works, the amount of guns to blast shit is insane and it's loads of fun to play co-op on the couch with a buddy (although online would be more practical for the sequel since I now live in Alaska—on an island.) I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for this one!
@epic-koryuken: I don't care that you have an opinion of the game, I've never played it. But saying that Colette is a retard for posting about the game makes you a fucking piece of shit. That's all.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
@epic-koryuken: I don't care that you have an opinion of the game, I've never played it. But saying that Colette is a retard for posting about the game makes you a fucking piece of shit. That's all.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
I cannot wait for this game. Online coop is all EDF needs. To the haters here, you guys really should give this game a shot with a friend playing couch coop. As far as FUN FACTOR goes, EDF is in the top ten this console generation. Developers keep making this crap with amazing production values and graphics, but they forget to make their games fun nowadays, and that's where EDF picks up the slack.
Shit. I only played a bit in co-op, but solo play is awesome. I almost did hard solo. Only the 2 missions before the final boss giving me trouble now. The final level was beaten though. Now I'm at the cave levels on Hardcore. SOLO, MUTHASUCKAS!
EDF! EDF! EDF!
MS needs to add this to Games on Demand. NAO!
EDF! EDF! EDF!
MS needs to add this to Games on Demand. NAO!
@Epic
Why you such an ass? Every game you have a slight dislike for your all over it like my genital warts. OMG THIS GAME IS SHIT ITS FUCKING WANK THE EDITORS A FUCKING RETARD who CANT WIPE HER OWNzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. BORING.
Why you such an ass? Every game you have a slight dislike for your all over it like my genital warts. OMG THIS GAME IS SHIT ITS FUCKING WANK THE EDITORS A FUCKING RETARD who CANT WIPE HER OWNzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. BORING.
@epic-koryuken
Sorry but I am officially revoking your Dan Hibiki privileges until you apologize to Colette.
Till then I'm sure Kabuki Man will just love being the de facto Dan the Man of Destructoid.
Sorry but I am officially revoking your Dan Hibiki privileges until you apologize to Colette.
Till then I'm sure Kabuki Man will just love being the de facto Dan the Man of Destructoid.
EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!!
I never did beat the game on hardest, let alone inferno. Although playing by yourself makes it just a bit harder. :P
I never did beat the game on hardest, let alone inferno. Although playing by yourself makes it just a bit harder. :P
Any list that starts with MORE GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS is good in my book.
And “Go back to space!” just made my day.
And “Go back to space!” just made my day.
@Epic-koryuken
"colette is a bore. her writing style is dull and repetitive."
Too bad you just have to keep reading her articles, or else I'll never stop twisting your arm.
"colette is a bore. her writing style is dull and repetitive."
Too bad you just have to keep reading her articles, or else I'll never stop twisting your arm.
@epic-koryuken
I don't know... I try to be pretty fair in these rulings and would have gladly given back your Dan status... but then you once again had to ruin it with those rude remarks within the same post about Ms. Bennett being "dull and repetitive". If you find Colette talking about mecha-dinosaurs and giant robots "a bore" then something is just not right here.
I suppose I'll have to leave it down to a jury of your peers within the comment section to decide. So to the jury I ask, should epic-koryuken have his Dan status returned or withheld for an undisclosed amount of time?
I don't know... I try to be pretty fair in these rulings and would have gladly given back your Dan status... but then you once again had to ruin it with those rude remarks within the same post about Ms. Bennett being "dull and repetitive". If you find Colette talking about mecha-dinosaurs and giant robots "a bore" then something is just not right here.
I suppose I'll have to leave it down to a jury of your peers within the comment section to decide. So to the jury I ask, should epic-koryuken have his Dan status returned or withheld for an undisclosed amount of time?
Colette:
I know I mentioned recently that in all the time we've known each other, we've never played this game together. That has to change!!
I know I mentioned recently that in all the time we've known each other, we've never played this game together. That has to change!!
That motivational poster is wrong because the red ants don't shoot acid.
Also it needs a jetpack. Also online co-op. It's hard to get my boyfriend to help me farm high level loots.
Also it needs a jetpack. Also online co-op. It's hard to get my boyfriend to help me farm high level loots.
Do want!
@koryuken - if thou hast nought of value to say...well actually fuck it, just shut up will you.
@koryuken - if thou hast nought of value to say...well actually fuck it, just shut up will you.
Me and my buddy played through this entire game on Expert except for I think the last two levels. THOSE. FUCKING. SPIDERS.
We even tried grinding the shit out of the game and getting insane amounts of armour...it just didn't matter. Pretty positive we have the best weapons too.
Also epic-koryuken can epically suck my dick. This article reminds me of old dtoid, which is a good thing.
We even tried grinding the shit out of the game and getting insane amounts of armour...it just didn't matter. Pretty positive we have the best weapons too.
Also epic-koryuken can epically suck my dick. This article reminds me of old dtoid, which is a good thing.
@Epic-cocktaker
1) Its fucking monkey news, not monkey face.
2)......ohh i dont know....a little article about rare biasis, where you litearlly beal about everything and everyone that says anything you dont agree with about rare, im preety sure on the killzone 3 peice you came in just to announce you wont be buying this game. Well done. Plus your just an overall awful human, and i havent even met you.
1) Its fucking monkey news, not monkey face.
2)......ohh i dont know....a little article about rare biasis, where you litearlly beal about everything and everyone that says anything you dont agree with about rare, im preety sure on the killzone 3 peice you came in just to announce you wont be buying this game. Well done. Plus your just an overall awful human, and i havent even met you.
Everything in this article is 100% bang on. I fucking loved this game.
The ONLY thing I need now is this to have a PS3 version, since I dumped my 360 a couple years ago now. That and online multiplayer. If they have those, it will probably be my personal game of the year in whatever year it comes out (not kidding.)
The ONLY thing I need now is this to have a PS3 version, since I dumped my 360 a couple years ago now. That and online multiplayer. If they have those, it will probably be my personal game of the year in whatever year it comes out (not kidding.)
EDIT
I dont think the hardest mode is called Expert, I think its called Insane. Whatever, it was that one. WE'RE CALLING THEM, THE RAVAGERS.
I dont think the hardest mode is called Expert, I think its called Insane. Whatever, it was that one. WE'RE CALLING THEM, THE RAVAGERS.
"I have the upmost respect for the editors, mainly because I'm studying Journalism."
I'll be sure to avoid any game site senseless enough to publish any of your articles!
I'll be sure to avoid any game site senseless enough to publish any of your articles!
As long as i see giant insects flying around unnaturally from explosions and rockets I'm on board again!
Also to everyone who liked this game.... have you every tried R.A.D.(Robotic Alchemic Drive)for the PS2? Same company and same style, but YOU drive the giant robots.... and honestly I think it has WORSE voice acting then this one. Its fantastic!!
Also to everyone who liked this game.... have you every tried R.A.D.(Robotic Alchemic Drive)for the PS2? Same company and same style, but YOU drive the giant robots.... and honestly I think it has WORSE voice acting then this one. Its fantastic!!
All the EDF sequel needs is 4 things:
• AT LEAST 4-player online
• jetpacks
• giant praying mantis enemies
• the ability to set everything on fire
• AT LEAST 4-player online
• jetpacks
• giant praying mantis enemies
• the ability to set everything on fire
I second the improved vehicle controls. The vehicles in the game were supposed to be brief chances to use advanced firepower to blow the shit out of giant ants, but the crappy controls made them little more than mechanized coffins.
I'd also like to see some sort of powerup magnet. I can't tell you the number of times a stage ended with me leading one stray ant around while I scooped up as many loose powerups as I could.
The other thing I'd like is some way to ascend buildings quickly. I know past games in the series gave you jetpacks and such, but it doesn't even need to be that fancy. They could do like Robot Alchemic Drive and make it so you could go straight to the top of a building by walking in the front door.
I'd also like to see some sort of powerup magnet. I can't tell you the number of times a stage ended with me leading one stray ant around while I scooped up as many loose powerups as I could.
The other thing I'd like is some way to ascend buildings quickly. I know past games in the series gave you jetpacks and such, but it doesn't even need to be that fancy. They could do like Robot Alchemic Drive and make it so you could go straight to the top of a building by walking in the front door.
Thank you for writing an article ablout a game thats fun in its purest form. Pure all out action. Kids these days are all about action and playing shooters that aren't "repetitive" by forcing you to travel long distances from point A to B. I'm the kind of man that likes to blast or beat up bad guys from point A to point B non stop. Games like EDF truly bring out that joy in me. I don't want a game that has great physics or graphics, just give me something fun and something I can play with my friend next to me.
EDF is such a fun game. Honestly, it reminds me of a lot of retro action titles.
-Run around
-Blow shit up
-Giant bugs
-Did I mention blow shit up?
Good stuff.
Also- epic-koryuken: "...EDF is a rushed, horrible piece of dungshit that should be bleached out of everyones mind. FUCKING FACT."
Later- epic-koryuken: "@frozenbabylon its an opinion, deal with it."
Fact ≠ opinion. They're different things.
-Run around
-Blow shit up
-Giant bugs
-Did I mention blow shit up?
Good stuff.
Also- epic-koryuken: "...EDF is a rushed, horrible piece of dungshit that should be bleached out of everyones mind. FUCKING FACT."
Later- epic-koryuken: "@frozenbabylon its an opinion, deal with it."
Fact ≠ opinion. They're different things.
I loved the original EDF I just hope I can play it on PS3 cause my seldom used 360 has succumbed to the dastardly RRoD.
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