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Fist of the North Star MMO looks craptacular photo

Disappointed doesn't begin to describe the hundred emotional punches going through my stomach after having watched this trailer. I just can't believe that Fist of the North Star's MMO Hotukonoken Online looks this bad. It's horrible. I'm never going to dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool. Should have known better than to cheat a friend. The wasted chance that ... oh, hehe, moving along then.

This could have been the MMO to rewrite the book. Think about it -- Huge steroidal warriors in a scorched world without the need of food and water ... punching through each other's heads, hunting rapists, sneezing and decimating entire cities. Alas, it looks turdtastic. My expectations have now been lowered. Guess I'll have to  settle for a multiplayer version of Last Battle now. At least the dialogue was awesome.








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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 15:54
Toneman
This game is so bad that you're going to explode in 3 seconds.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 15:55
Cruds
Atleast the Hokuto No Ken fighting game looks good and its a more interesting video game genre too IMHO
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 15:58
Toneman
Fist of the North Star definitely makes a better fighter than an MMO.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 16:09
wario67
so dose anyone have another link to another place where I can watch this
It keeps stoping for me
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 16:13
Toneman
lol ^^^^
demonelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 16:35
demonelite
zomg, Fist of the North Star is coming to the PSX!!!!!!!!11
imouto's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 17:30
imouto
Niero quoting George Michael's "Careless Whisper" is why I read Destructoid. lol. You guys always crack me up.
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 18:57
Your moms new boyfriend
Feh. This looks so awful they may as well put Gary Daniels' image on the box art. Its out of context-eriffic!
blackviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 19:49
blackviper
ps2/arcade game does look good, but according to reviews i've seen, it's only in screenshots. in motion, it's fatal fury 1...
boltox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 15:08
boltox
The Megadrive version of Hokuto No Ken had exploding heads. It was all a boy could ask for.
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