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First traces of Wii pr0n (Update)
by Ishaan on 11.26.2006 39 comments

First traces of Wii pr0n (Update) screenshot

Wii pr0n. We all knew it would happen. It just had to ... ever since the console's official name was announced just prior to E3 2006 in May, everyone and their neighbour has been cracking jokes at its expense.

Everyone also knew it wouldn't just stop there. Some of the ... uhh ... "uses" of the Wiimote are, in many ways, obvious. Well, it looks like someone's finally gone and done it.

Hit the jump for the first traces of Wii porn. NSFW, of course.

You can check the pic out here.

The scary part is, "Wii vibrator in a condom" has been the primary topic of discussion on Vent for the past week. Thanks to Pedro for pointing me in the direction of this picture. Oh, and thanks to Lark Ohiya for the awesome Wii tentacle monster pic. ;)

So much for your family friendly console, Nintendo.

[Update: It's back! Screw you, Photobucket.] 

MORE IN OUR Wii porn SECTION

Latest comment by Aragornum |view all 39 comments
Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for ...





Cyprus's Avatar
Cyprus at 11/26/2006 00:16

...

...

Wow.
Jelster's Avatar
Jelster at 11/26/2006 00:25

I like she pink gloved it before bagging and shagging. That's attention to detail. :)
plyr3005's Avatar
plyr3005 at 11/26/2006 00:26

wow. Interesting how the Wiimote in a condom says 4 players are playing the game. there must be more pictures. hmm.

*heads over to google*
some_dude's Avatar
some_dude at 11/26/2006 00:30

Patron - "I need some wii condoms, I'll take these Magnums."

Clerk - "Son if you need wee condoms those will never fit."

Patron - "Whaaaaaa?"
Chris Taran's Avatar
Chris Taran at 11/26/2006 00:34

Words can't even begin to describe...
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 11/26/2006 00:36

The damn Destructoid head made me totally lol. He always shows up in the most opportune places.
LarkOhiya's Avatar
LarkOhiya at 11/26/2006 00:39

Oh its just to perfect. must have more!
charliesuh's Avatar
charliesuh at 11/26/2006 00:42

Phallic Shape...Check
Vibration.......Check
Sounds..........Check
Protection......CHECK!

The Wiiwiimote is ready for all the female homes of dirty USA. (and some male exceptions.)
AlexanderJ's Avatar
AlexanderJ at 11/26/2006 00:49

Haha. Where did you find that pic?
NSFW warning would have been nice though.
Ishaan's Avatar
Ishaan at 11/26/2006 00:53

NSFW warning added. Thanks for the reminder!
pizzaface's Avatar
pizzaface at 11/26/2006 00:56

YES...YES! DTOID IS FINALLY WORKING!!
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 11/26/2006 01:05

I kind of assumed the NSFW thing given the topic at hand...
ZeroTolo's Avatar
ZeroTolo at 11/26/2006 01:11

I think I speak for everyone when I issue this internet-wide awkward response: Oookaaay....
gamehunter101's Avatar
gamehunter101 at 11/26/2006 01:15

hmm $250 for a vibrator not bad
Zero_'s Avatar
Zero_ at 11/26/2006 02:06

So, when do you release the uncensored version? :)
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 11/26/2006 02:15

I'm sure you can find it floatin around the internet tubes, dude. Just hit up Google ;)
xxeyes's Avatar
xxeyes at 11/26/2006 02:40

I hear that in one of the Madden mini games you can buzz your partner's remote.
HighVoltage's Avatar
HighVoltage at 11/26/2006 03:03

That's so funny and weird at the same time.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 11/26/2006 03:50

Reminds me of that thing they found on Spong:

http://www.spong.com/news/i/s/isomeoneis224930l.jpg
Kari's Avatar
Kari at 11/26/2006 03:52

Hey, at least she used a condom. Didn't fuck up the wiimote. :P
Deus Ex Machina's Avatar
Deus Ex Machina at 11/26/2006 03:58

Just be careful the strap doesn't break.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 11/26/2006 04:15

Nice find niero!
Xbudz's Avatar
Xbudz at 11/26/2006 05:35

LOLZ
Super Cool Guest from the Future's Avatar
Super Cool Guest from the Future at 11/26/2006 06:12

Better then pulling out before the 'Wiisplosion'
Kif 's Avatar
Kif at 11/26/2006 06:56

That's quite scary, but I guess we all knew it would happen someday. I wonder if it was working when it was there...
PSIq0ut's Avatar
PSIq0ut at 11/26/2006 06:57

I'm glad they're practising safe sex. Don't want little baby Gamecubes and N64's ruining your life.
Jsk2003's Avatar
Jsk2003 at 11/26/2006 09:01

Guys it is on the website Play-Nintendo.Just go to forums then go to Other Stuff.
Joseph -Orcist- Leray's Avatar
Joseph -Orcist- Leray at 11/26/2006 09:26

Yum!
Rosseh's Avatar
Rosseh at 11/26/2006 10:16

Oh god imagine giving birth to an N64!
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 11/26/2006 11:53

Wii Tentacles FTW!
Rosbif's Avatar
Rosbif at 11/26/2006 12:02

This image fails to turn me on.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 11/26/2006 15:07

Mom?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar
ZekeThePlumber at 11/26/2006 18:43

Hmmm... this reminds me of something I saw on ytmnd the other day. NSFW, may I mention:

http://thatlongtitleputintoinitials.ytmnsfw.com/
Aurain's Avatar
Aurain at 11/27/2006 03:43

If i had a wii that was gunna be shoved into a lady's privates, I wouldnt want it fucking up.
That being said, If a naked woman was in my house about now, I wouldn't be putting my Wiimote in her.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/25/2006 13:43

doh, pwned by photobucket TOS
Ishaan's Avatar
Ishaan at 12/29/2006 03:02

Not any more! :D
Bob M's Avatar
Bob M at 01/05/2007 10:53

the porn bizz is responding very quick now a days
the style of some sites is for the wii & wii mote perfect
check www.friiporn.com i bookmarked the page :D
www.friipornstars.com now Big N, give me some movie support!!!!

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