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First traces of Wii pr0n (Update) photo

Wii pr0n. We all knew it would happen. It just had to ... ever since the console's official name was announced just prior to E3 2006 in May, everyone and their neighbour has been cracking jokes at its expense.

Everyone also knew it wouldn't just stop there. Some of the ... uhh ... "uses" of the Wiimote are, in many ways, obvious. Well, it looks like someone's finally gone and done it.

Hit the jump for the first traces of Wii porn. NSFW, of course.

You can check the pic out here.

The scary part is, "Wii vibrator in a condom" has been the primary topic of discussion on Vent for the past week. Thanks to Pedro for pointing me in the direction of this picture. Oh, and thanks to Lark Ohiya for the awesome Wii tentacle monster pic. ;)

So much for your family friendly console, Nintendo.

[Update: It's back! Screw you, Photobucket.] 


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37 comments | showing # 1 to 37

Cyprus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:16
Cyprus
...

...

Wow.
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:25
Jelster
I like she pink gloved it before bagging and shagging. That's attention to detail. :)
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:26
plyr3005
wow. Interesting how the Wiimote in a condom says 4 players are playing the game. there must be more pictures. hmm.

*heads over to google*
some_dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:30
some_dude
Patron - "I need some wii condoms, I'll take these Magnums."

Clerk - "Son if you need wee condoms those will never fit."

Patron - "Whaaaaaa?"
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:34
Chris Taran
Words can't even begin to describe...
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:36
Dexter345
The damn Destructoid head made me totally lol. He always shows up in the most opportune places.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:39
LarkOhiya
Oh its just to perfect. must have more!
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:42
charliesuh
Phallic Shape...Check
Vibration.......Check
Sounds..........Check
Protection......CHECK!

The Wiiwiimote is ready for all the female homes of dirty USA. (and some male exceptions.)
AlexanderJ's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:49
AlexanderJ
Haha. Where did you find that pic?
NSFW warning would have been nice though.
Ishaan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:53
Ishaan
NSFW warning added. Thanks for the reminder!
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 00:56
pizzaface
YES...YES! DTOID IS FINALLY WORKING!!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 01:05
Dexter345
I kind of assumed the NSFW thing given the topic at hand...
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 01:11
ZeroTolo
I think I speak for everyone when I issue this internet-wide awkward response: Oookaaay....
gamehunter101's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 01:15
gamehunter101
hmm $250 for a vibrator not bad
Zero_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 02:06
Zero_
So, when do you release the uncensored version? :)
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 02:15
Oni
I'm sure you can find it floatin around the internet tubes, dude. Just hit up Google ;)
xxeyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 02:40
xxeyes
I hear that in one of the Madden mini games you can buzz your partner's remote.
HighVoltage's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 03:03
HighVoltage
That's so funny and weird at the same time.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 03:50
Niero
Reminds me of that thing they found on Spong:

http://www.spong.com/news/i/s/isomeoneis224930l.jpg
Kari's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 03:52
Kari
Hey, at least she used a condom. Didn't fuck up the wiimote. :P
Deus Ex Machina's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 03:58
Deus Ex Machina
Just be careful the strap doesn't break.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 04:15
Pedro Blandino
Nice find niero!
Xbudz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 05:35
Xbudz
LOLZ
Super Cool Guest from the Future's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 06:12
Super Cool Guest from the Future
Better then pulling out before the 'Wiisplosion'
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 06:56
Kif
That's quite scary, but I guess we all knew it would happen someday. I wonder if it was working when it was there...
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 06:57
PSIq0ut
I'm glad they're practising safe sex. Don't want little baby Gamecubes and N64's ruining your life.
Jsk2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 09:01
Jsk2003
Guys it is on the website Play-Nintendo.Just go to forums then go to Other Stuff.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 09:26
Joseph Leray
Yum!
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 10:16
Rosseh
Oh god imagine giving birth to an N64!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 11:53
Namelessted
Wii Tentacles FTW!
Rosbif's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 12:02
Rosbif
This image fails to turn me on.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 15:07
Mxyzptlk
Mom?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2006 18:43
ZekeThePlumber
Hmmm... this reminds me of something I saw on ytmnd the other day. NSFW, may I mention:

http://thatlongtitleputintoinitials.ytmnsfw.com/
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2006 03:43
Aurain
If i had a wii that was gunna be shoved into a lady's privates, I wouldnt want it fucking up.
That being said, If a naked woman was in my house about now, I wouldn't be putting my Wiimote in her.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 13:43
Niero
doh, pwned by photobucket TOS
Ishaan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 03:02
Ishaan
Not any more! :D
Bob M's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2007 10:53
Bob M
the porn bizz is responding very quick now a days
the style of some sites is for the wii & wii mote perfect
check www.friiporn.com i bookmarked the page :D
www.friipornstars.com now Big N, give me some movie support!!!!
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