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First all-female beach opens in Italy, Lara Croft is there
10:03 AM on 06.27.2007, Nick Chester 39 comments

First all-female beach opens in Italy, Lara Croft is there photo
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Make vacation plans accordingly -- the world's first women-only beach, "Pink Beach," has recently opened in the Riccione resort, located in Rimini, Italy. In attendance for the grand opening was Tomb Raider spokesmodel and all around nice British lass, Karima Adebibe, promoting Tomb Raider: Anniversary.

This exclusive female-only area will be completely off limits to men, which will allow ladies to relax and tan themselves without having Nex trying to grope them. What any of this has to do with Tomb Raider: Anniversary escapes me, and I'd like to see the game's sales figures following this event.

I mean, Karima Croft's appearance couldn't have been a PR ploy to simply attract the attention of Italian men, right? Right?


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Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 06/27/2007 10:06
That is pretty random. I really wanna hide in the sands of this beach, if not just for a quick peek of heaven. (click it!)



*drool*
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Snaileb at 06/27/2007 10:08
Or..just stay far away from the beach with dudes fappin in their speedo's and swimwear. I prefer the sand trick. That all man beach's sand sticks to my feet.

Like clay.

ew..
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 06/27/2007 10:18
nobody's got a back angle of that photo? fail
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Snaileb at 06/27/2007 10:23
If I had even just a fucking penny for everytime I acted retarded on destructoid, I swear I'd be a damn millionaire.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 06/27/2007 10:23
I doth protest. These exclusionary tactics really piss me off. I believe it's my right as a citizen of the world to stare at women withouit having to use binoculars.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 06/27/2007 10:27
Who wants to set up a raiding party?!
Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 06/27/2007 10:41
Boner Beach FTW
Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 06/27/2007 10:45
Also, Niero is apparently an 'ass man'.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/27/2007 10:52
YAY! LESBIANS!
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BluDesign at 06/27/2007 10:52
I hope they're putting up a giant wooden fence around that beach. I need something to drill holes into. 3 holes should be enough for me.

I'm... installing towel hooks. That's all I'm doing.

Also, as an additional service, all hung towels will be enriched with my patented venez le chiffon process, which is essential for healthy female skin.
flanflan's Avatar
flanflan at 06/27/2007 10:58
Sounds like male discrimination to me--for good reason though.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 06/27/2007 11:01
@ dvddesign-

cumrag just sounds to dirty. I call mine, my jack bib.
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Artadius at 06/27/2007 11:02
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 06/27/2007 11:08
Haaaahahahahaha


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Pyramid Head at 06/27/2007 11:08
*Dons female wig* Let's go 'cos I, like... totally... love muff?


@ Richard Blocker: Is that a cosplay of the Eye of Sauron?
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Trevor McGee at 06/27/2007 11:11
<img src=http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3337/snakeatpinkbeachta9.jpg>
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Trevor McGee at 06/27/2007 11:14
Shit, for got this place uses the [, ] brackets.

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908peruvian at 06/27/2007 11:24
i want 1, 5, 7 & 8....

okay 1 OR 8

u know what, at the rate my love life is vanishing,

GIVE ME THE ONE SHOWING HER ONE EYE!!

(NO, NOT THAT EYE, NOT YET)
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 06/27/2007 12:03
i wish i was a lesbian
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Oni at 06/27/2007 12:11
Ok guys, I'ma rent a party boat, install some telescopes, and park it about a kilometer off shore of this beach. You're all welcome to come out to my boat and pay me a couple bucks to stare at the beach with the telescopes.

Oh! I could install those little viewer things that take quarters like they have at Niagara Falls! Even better!
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linkreincarnate at 06/27/2007 12:17
Here's hoping the Google earth team is already creating a special interest point...
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 06/27/2007 12:43
@Pyramid Head-

Yup. Isn't it glorious?
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phamtq at 06/27/2007 13:00
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that in my experience a lot of chicks go to the beach to get looked at and hit on by good looking guys. Adults rarely go to the beach just for sun and sand.

All that you guys are going to see are fat, pale, ugly ass women who are going to make your dick soft and shrivel up.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 06/27/2007 13:06
@Trevor

Hahahahahahahaha
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 06/27/2007 13:59
I forgot to mention,

I don't go to the beach for a reason.

Me @ last time I went to the beach


I have really pale skin.
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 06/27/2007 14:32
best photo op evar!
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Dexter345 at 06/27/2007 14:50
Sexy beach?

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sushi111 at 06/27/2007 16:14
Man you have no idea (or maybe you do), how much Im dying to go to that beach. Come on, think of what could be going on!

"Oh, I dont need to wear a top, I feel conforable with all of these women! Anyone want to make out?"...

Okay maybe thats not whats happening, but uts fun to imagine nonetheless.
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toast! at 06/27/2007 17:26
damn faith... took the words right out of my mouth :P.. i actually lol'd at the pshop

also, i'm with guitaratomik... let's set up a raid
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MechaMonkey at 06/27/2007 17:55
Shotty no blitz.

On all of them.
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 06/27/2007 17:58
You ain't getting in unless you're Solid Snake, and he's already there. :P
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/27/2007 18:35
haha, nice work Trevor.
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OPTIMUS PRIME at 06/27/2007 18:55
Lara croft is obviously photoshopped in there...how come I ma the only one that can see that?
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Warning at 06/27/2007 23:32
I don't see the purpose of an all female beach, aside from getting the matching shoes they all have.
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wardrox at 06/28/2007 07:35
You guys make going on Dtoid so hard when I'm in work... dam you all!
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar
CaptainApocalypse at 07/27/2008 13:02
DO WANT.
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