Make vacation plans accordingly -- the world's first women-only beach, "Pink Beach," has recently opened in the Riccione resort, located in Rimini, Italy. In attendance for the grand opening was Tomb Raider spokesmodel and all around nice British lass, Karima Adebibe, promoting Tomb Raider: Anniversary.
This exclusive female-only area will be completely off limits to men, which will allow ladies to relax and tan themselves without having Nex trying to grope them. What any of this has to do with Tomb Raider: Anniversary escapes me, and I'd like to see the game's sales figures following this event.
I mean, Karima Croft's appearance couldn't have been a PR ploy to simply attract the attention of Italian men, right? Right?
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10:03 AM on 06.27.2007
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What you failed to mention is right next door to this beach is an exclusive all man's beach called "Binoculars and Fap Beach"
Guess what you do there!
*drool*
Like clay.
ew..
I'm... installing towel hooks. That's all I'm doing.
Also, as an additional service, all hung towels will be enriched with my patented venez le chiffon process, which is essential for healthy female skin.
cumrag just sounds to dirty. I call mine, my jack bib.
@ Richard Blocker: Is that a cosplay of the Eye of Sauron?
okay 1 OR 8
u know what, at the rate my love life is vanishing,
GIVE ME THE ONE SHOWING HER ONE EYE!!
(NO, NOT THAT EYE, NOT YET)
Oh! I could install those little viewer things that take quarters like they have at Niagara Falls! Even better!
Yup. Isn't it glorious?
All that you guys are going to see are fat, pale, ugly ass women who are going to make your dick soft and shrivel up.
Hahahahahahahaha
I don't go to the beach for a reason.
Me @ last time I went to the beach
I have really pale skin.
"Oh, I dont need to wear a top, I feel conforable with all of these women! Anyone want to make out?"...
Okay maybe thats not whats happening, but uts fun to imagine nonetheless.
also, i'm with guitaratomik... let's set up a raid
On all of them.