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10:03 AM on 06.27.2007 | Nick Chester

39 comments

First all-female beach opens in Italy, Lara Croft is there photo

#Fashion #pron #Tomb Raider #WHAAAAAAT?

Make vacation plans accordingly -- the world's first women-only beach, "Pink Beach," has recently opened in the Riccione resort, located in Rimini, Italy. In attendance for the grand opening was Tomb Raider spokesmodel and all around nice British lass, Karima Adebibe, promoting Tomb Raider: Anniversary.

This exclusive female-only area will be completely off limits to men, which will allow ladies to relax and tan themselves without having Nex trying to grope them. What any of this has to do with Tomb Raider: Anniversary escapes me, and I'd like to see the game's sales figures following this event.

I mean, Karima Croft's appearance couldn't have been a PR ploy to simply attract the attention of Italian men, right? Right?

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38 comments | showing # 1 to 38

tazarthayoot

Pink beach? Yeah....

What you failed to mention is right next door to this beach is an exclusive all man's beach called "Binoculars and Fap Beach"

Guess what you do there!

Joseph Leray

How an all girl beach ever seemed like a good idea is beyond me. But, in any case, DO WANT.

Snaileb

That is pretty random. I really wanna hide in the sands of this beach, if not just for a quick peek of heaven. (click it!)

*drool*

Snaileb

Or..just stay far away from the beach with dudes fappin in their speedo's and swimwear. I prefer the sand trick. That all man beach's sand sticks to my feet.

Like clay.

ew..

Niero

nobody's got a back angle of that photo? fail

Snaileb

If I had even just a fucking penny for everytime I acted retarded on destructoid, I swear I'd be a damn millionaire.

RICHARD BLOCKER

I doth protest. These exclusionary tactics really piss me off. I believe it's my right as a citizen of the world to stare at women withouit having to use binoculars.

GuitarAtomik

Who wants to set up a raiding party?!

Dale North

Boner Beach FTW

Dale North

Also, Niero is apparently an 'ass man'.

Mxyzptlk

YAY! LESBIANS!

BluDesign

I hope they're putting up a giant wooden fence around that beach. I need something to drill holes into. 3 holes should be enough for me.

I'm... installing towel hooks. That's all I'm doing.

Also, as an additional service, all hung towels will be enriched with my patented venez le chiffon process, which is essential for healthy female skin.

flanflan

Sounds like male discrimination to me--for good reason though.

RICHARD BLOCKER

@ dvddesign-

cumrag just sounds to dirty. I call mine, my jack bib.

Artadius

Snaileb

Haaaahahahahaha

Pyramid Head

*Dons female wig* Let's go 'cos I, like... totally... love muff?

@ Richard Blocker: Is that a cosplay of the Eye of Sauron?

Trevor McGee

Trevor McGee

Shit, for got this place uses the [, ] brackets.

908peruvian

i want 1, 5, 7 & 8....

okay 1 OR 8

u know what, at the rate my love life is vanishing,

GIVE ME THE ONE SHOWING HER ONE EYE!!

(NO, NOT THAT EYE, NOT YET)

Pepillou2

i wish i was a lesbian

Oni

Ok guys, I'ma rent a party boat, install some telescopes, and park it about a kilometer off shore of this beach. You're all welcome to come out to my boat and pay me a couple bucks to stare at the beach with the telescopes.

Oh! I could install those little viewer things that take quarters like they have at Niagara Falls! Even better!

linkreincarnate

Here's hoping the Google earth team is already creating a special interest point...

RICHARD BLOCKER

@Pyramid Head-

Yup. Isn't it glorious?

phamtq

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that in my experience a lot of chicks go to the beach to get looked at and hit on by good looking guys. Adults rarely go to the beach just for sun and sand.

All that you guys are going to see are fat, pale, ugly ass women who are going to make your dick soft and shrivel up.

GuitarAtomik

@Trevor

Hahahahahahahaha

BluDesign

I forgot to mention,

I don't go to the beach for a reason.

Me @ last time I went to the beach

I have really pale skin.

Faith

best photo op evar!

Dexter345

Sexy beach?

sushi111

Man you have no idea (or maybe you do), how much Im dying to go to that beach. Come on, think of what could be going on!

"Oh, I dont need to wear a top, I feel conforable with all of these women! Anyone want to make out?"...

Okay maybe thats not whats happening, but uts fun to imagine nonetheless.

toast!

damn faith... took the words right out of my mouth :P.. i actually lol'd at the pshop

also, i'm with guitaratomik... let's set up a raid

MechaMonkey

Shotty no blitz.

On all of them.

Trevor McGee

You ain't getting in unless you're Solid Snake, and he's already there. :P

Mxyzptlk

haha, nice work Trevor.

OPTIMUS PRIME

Lara croft is obviously photoshopped in there...how come I ma the only one that can see that?

Warning

I don't see the purpose of an all female beach, aside from getting the matching shoes they all have.

wardrox

You guys make going on Dtoid so hard when I'm in work... dam you all!

CaptainApocalypse

DO WANT.

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