A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a game called Fire Pro Wrestling for XBLA was announced. The fair lads and maidens of the video game kingdom waited a full harvest year, and still, the game never came.
Then they waited nearly another full year, when their crops were nearly exhausted, until finally, the Gods blessed them and gave them a nonchalant announcement of its release a mere week in advance.
This my brethren, is that announcement, by Lord Major of House Nelson -- Gods be praised!
Fire Pro Wrestling will hit the Xbox Live Arcade on the twenty first day of September, for eight hundred Microsoft Points. And not a penny more!