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By the time this comes out my grandkids will be waiting in line for it. The sad part is that I will be waiting with them
I lol'd.
Also, this game will look like shit when (read: if) it comes out. Its probably so far behind that no one will touch it except for the pure novelty
Also, this game will look like shit when (read: if) it comes out. Its probably so far behind that no one will touch it except for the pure novelty
Is the "over the edge" look in reference to the fact that everything in that picture is shiny? Or is in reference to the B-Cup, crosseyed whore that Duke's handing money to?
3D Realms? Why do you constantly ply us with screenshots of this game with vastly different looks each time? What's wrong with each one where you can't fucking get one done?
3D Realms? Why do you constantly ply us with screenshots of this game with vastly different looks each time? What's wrong with each one where you can't fucking get one done?
Lol, Tupac is not alive?
Surfergirl said that it would come out in 2008 as well btw, I guess it will be a good test to see how often she is right.
Surfergirl said that it would come out in 2008 as well btw, I guess it will be a good test to see how often she is right.
Dude, if surfer girl said it's to be, than it's to be. Wow, now I'm excited.
Hey DVD, I think that's a REALLY REALLY old screen of a really old build of this really old game.
Really.
Hey DVD, I think that's a REALLY REALLY old screen of a really old build of this really old game.
Really.
The Loch-ness Monster and Bigfoot are getting married next month and I've been personally invited to the reception.
I like two D's and one cup...
ok, maybe not. But, if DNF was/is to come out I hope it's release is next year and I hope it's better than Prey.
ok, maybe not. But, if DNF was/is to come out I hope it's release is next year and I hope it's better than Prey.
I agree, Ash is the true king! HAIL! HAIL!
So DNF = "did not finish". Sounds bang on! This game will never get released. If and when it does, its not going to live up to the hype at all. Is there really that much hype after 10 years?
So DNF = "did not finish". Sounds bang on! This game will never get released. If and when it does, its not going to live up to the hype at all. Is there really that much hype after 10 years?
Jim, one of your funnier stories in recent memory.
On a side note, Lincoln was not assassinated, he committed suicide and Kurt Cobain is actually Kenny Chesney, just brainwashed.
On a side note, Lincoln was not assassinated, he committed suicide and Kurt Cobain is actually Kenny Chesney, just brainwashed.
Well, Team Fortress 2 did come out after all... but, nah.
One thing that comes to mind is how many times they would of needed to rewrite the script due to cultural references becoming outdated.
One thing that comes to mind is how many times they would of needed to rewrite the script due to cultural references becoming outdated.
When it comes out, you'll pop in the Blu-HighDefRay-Holo-Disc and get Blu-HighDefRay-Holo-Rickrolled.
$20 on it.
$20 on it.
Even if they release a game that just involves you massacring strippers and hog cops in some shitty bar then id happily pay 40£ for it. That would easily beat most games out at the moment...
Did Elvis call you to give you the tip? Did Hoffa sing back-up vocals? Did they talk about how HP Lovecraft and Edgar Allen Poe REALLY died?
DID THEY!?!?!
DID THEY!?!?!
Sorry to all you dissenters, but for those of us who grew up on PC games, like Rise of the Triad, and the original Doom, this is a MUST buy, no matter how good or bad it is....
Just how it goes, sorry. And for those of you who DO remember things like Descent, and lan parties that involved a small local bar and a guy you knew from the call center, make sure you don't fall for the new-kid mentality, this is an old friend, like original Nine Inch Nails, and Nirvana, just give into it.... you might be sorry, but at least you don't have to relive your youth by taking a crappy job supporting Sony DSS in the center of BFE NY (for those of you who COULDN'T get the dish aimed correctly, shame on you)
Just how it goes, sorry. And for those of you who DO remember things like Descent, and lan parties that involved a small local bar and a guy you knew from the call center, make sure you don't fall for the new-kid mentality, this is an old friend, like original Nine Inch Nails, and Nirvana, just give into it.... you might be sorry, but at least you don't have to relive your youth by taking a crappy job supporting Sony DSS in the center of BFE NY (for those of you who COULDN'T get the dish aimed correctly, shame on you)
OMG look right above the chicks belly button, the one in the white top.
ITs the assains creed logo.
conspiracy!!!
ITs the assains creed logo.
conspiracy!!!
Hahaha, vaporware.
Oh, DNF, how I love thee.
*snickers*
And that game looks just like Prey, except 10x shittier.
Oh, DNF, how I love thee.
*snickers*
And that game looks just like Prey, except 10x shittier.
Is this a sign of the apocalypse?? Will 2008 be our last years on earth, doomed after the day Duke Nukem Forever drops??
I point to this list in terms of making this the most tardy piece of software ever:
http://duke.a-13.net/
http://duke.a-13.net/
HAH! I was already laughing pretty hard at "to be released". As some dick once said, reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
I'm sorry, I hardly see how Duke Nukem is relevant in today's gaming culture beyond the requisite "BALLS OF STEEL" quote inserted into Vent conversations.
I'm sorry, I hardly see how Duke Nukem is relevant in today's gaming culture beyond the requisite "BALLS OF STEEL" quote inserted into Vent conversations.
I pray that, if/when it comes out and everyone eagerly inserts the game disc into their gaming device of choice, they see not the face of Duke Nukem, but Rick Astley. "We're no strangers to balls of steel," indeed.
To anyone whose wondering, an I believe that one of the earlier posters on this article already said it, that is not a real screen shot. IT IS NOT FUCKING REAL! That was an entry into some contest, that I think 3DR held, to see who could come up with the best fake screenshot. That was supposed to be the winning entry. IT IS NOT REAL!
Fun Fact: Brittney Spears' music career has risen and fallen into a bald headed crazy woman in less time than it's taken to make DNF.
another tidbit.
DNF has been in development longer than the Beatles's career.
There was a list somewhere online that had many famous things that didn't last as long as the development on this so far.
DNF has been in development longer than the Beatles's career.
There was a list somewhere online that had many famous things that didn't last as long as the development on this so far.
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