There's finally a Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar holder. Finally. And it's Vader himself doing the holding work. Like, when I woke up this morning, I had no idea that the day would end with such a feeling of finality. Completeness. I feel whole and at peace knowing that this product will soon be available in stores. I now have clarity. Will the world be alright? I nod slowly as if to confirm, smugly.
A bust of Vader, frozen in time, holds your Wii Sensor bar horizontally. Like a Light Saber. They went there. Power A wants $39.99 for this fully licensed Wii Sensor...statue...thing. It's resin, and "sculpture-quality." Take that as you'd like.
This product, the one that you need, the one that made my life make sense, will be hitting retailers like Amazon.com and Toys 'r' Us soon.
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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site
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I wouldn't buy stuff like this myself. The original thing fits fine on top of my PC monitor anyway.
They did already mention it. :P
I'll say it again -- This is pointless. Maybe if they were being given out for free with free shipping, and even then I probably wouldn't get one.
Word, homeslice.