The lesbioerotic motorbike transformer Shiva is certainly one of Final Fantasy XIII's more ... unique ... elements, and what better way to commemorate her weirdness than with this awesome new figure? Introducing the Shiva toy that -- yes -- transforms from motorbike to crazy ice women for your sordid amusement!
In case you did not know, FF XIII's Shiva is two cyborg women who basically scissor each other to turn into a single motorcycle. I have dubbed this the motordyke, and have the blessing of the gay community to do so ... probably. This figure is currently available for preorder through Hobby Search and costs 18,810 Yen apiece. That's roughly $217 American. Yeah.
Too rich for my blood, but it's still an awesome figure. You're all allowed to buy me one if you want!
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9:00 AM on 12.06.2009
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Anyway, no blessing from this girl. We don't all like being associated with such a god-awful sounding word--y'know, those of us that don't go around in crew cuts that'd put Ah-nold to shame or strapping on steel-toed combat boots rather than heels.
Still, I applaud the obvious pun.
Please do that.
That said, I dread to think of what is going to happen to these figures.
Strapping on. Strapping. On.
...come on, nobody? :D
Oh chill out.
Yes Jim. You very much do have our blessing.
But hey, motordyke ftw.
But as the official morordyke of Snow... looks good!