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You may have heard of Final Fantasy XIII's version of Shiva by now. The classic FF summon now turns into a motorbike by being two flamboyant women who kind of scissor each other to become a motorcycle. I really want to call it a "Motordyke," but I fear that would be offensive to lesbian gamers, for whom I have nothing but sincere respect. Still, that's the best pun you'll read this morning. As you can see from the above image, Shiva's "Gestalt" mode takes the idea of the Transformer and does something ... confusing ... with it. Quite how either of those two women are enjoying this situation is beyond me, but as you can see, at least one of them has a smile on her face. I don't know about the other poor girl, since the's the unlucky lady who has to stare at that guy's arse all day. Square Enix is known for its outrageous character designs, but this scissor sister motorbike has to be among their most ludicrous. Now I want to ride it. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
3:30 PM on 04.17.2013 Report: Liberation Maiden to get sequel on PlayStation 3Liberation Maiden is getting a sequel! Well, sort of. It seems like Grasshopper Manufacture has decided to eschew Shoko's roots, following up last year's 3DS shooter with a visual novel for PlayStation 3. According to Si...
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10:00 AM on 03.11.2013 PlayStation 4 makes Suda 51 'horny'Grasshopper Manufacture CEO Suda 51 is apparently more than a little excited for the PS4. In fact, the eccentric game designer claims to be horny for Sony's upcoming console. Let's hope it's not because he's had some thoughts...
11:45 AM on 02.20.2013 Sony: PS Vita sales a little behind, price was a hurdleFollowing the PlayStation Vita's Japanese price cut, SCE Japan president Hiroshi Kawano has told Famitsu the handheld is performing a "little" less impressively than it expected. That's one brave way of putting it. "Certainly...
3:45 PM on 02.14.2013 Earth Defense Force 2025 due in June 2013The latest issue of Famitsu has some juicy details on the upcoming Earth Defense Force 2025, including a release window. In Japan, at the very least, bugs and buildings alike will see their downfall this June. Hopefully, thos...
12:30 PM on 01.22.2013 Famitsu poll: PS Vita is Japan's most desired consoleAccording to a poll by videogame magazine Famitsu, Sony's ailing PlayStation Vita is the most desired console in Japan. The survey found that 64% of respondents wanted a PlayStation Vita. The second most desired system ...
10:00 AM on 12.26.2012 'Amazing ATB' in Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIIIThe latest issue of Famitsu [via Game Nyarth] reveals several new battle systems details in Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. There's not a solid name for the new battle system yet, so they're calling it "Amazing AT...
2:00 PM on 11.15.2012 Meet the Shin Megami Tensei IV protagonist, a samuraiFamitsu has the scoop on the main characters and setting of upcoming 3DS game Shin Megami Tensei IV. Forget the modern-day setting we've grown accustomed to. This new one takes place in the distant past, in 1492, in medeval-i...
7:00 AM on 09.26.2012 Vita Muramasa port will support new DLCThat Oboro Muramasa port announced last week for the PlayStation Vita at Tokyo Game Show isn't going to be a straight-across port. The early word is that this week's issue of Famitsu is set to reveal details on brand new down...
11:00 AM on 08.22.2012 Yakuza 5: Haruka's dance off battle systemIf you've been following Yakuza 5 you'll know that series character Haruka is all grown up now. And what do grown up girls do as primary characters in a fighting game about Japan's crime underworld? They dance! Sega has revea...
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