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Final Fantasy XIII graphics EXACTLY the same as Tomb Raider photo

As you can see from the above damning evidence, we have uncovered proof that Final Fantasy XIII's graphics are no better than a game from the original PlayStation era. This image has been circulating the Internet for a little while, and it provides compelling reasoning for the argument that Final Fantasy XIII is rubbish and only idiots could ever want to play it.

We would like to salute the hero who literally left no stone unturned to prove that Square Enix, possibly due to the Eidos merger, is now ripping off assets from the PlayStation-era Tomb Raider II and shamelessly reproducing them in the game. Was this part of the deal, Square? You can take the money out of the hat, but you can't take the moneyhats out ... of the thing ... with the thing, there. 

Shockingly poor form, Square Enix. Shockingly poor.








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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:47
Kryptinite
I fucking knew it.
WormFOODx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:49
WormFOODx
I heard that because of Eidos they might make women look like women and men look like men. For shame....
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:49
Mr Kite
WHY!?
TheGuero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:49
TheGuero
ok..?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:49
taumpytears
Those bastards!
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:50
Trowble
MOTHERFUCKER!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:52
Takeshi
I see a main difference in the texture of two friends.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:53
garison
Final Fantasy XIII is Tomb Raider.

All that comes in the case is an original PlayStation disc! It literally IS the EXACT same game!
Fantus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:55
Fantus
They should have given Vulva some of Lara's tit textures...amirite?!?
notdryad's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:58
notdryad
lol i trol u XD
Psycho_Babble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:59
Psycho_Babble
Who gives a shit about rock textures? I know this is a joke, but, in reality, there are probably a trillion more polygons composing FF's Lightning than TR's Laura. Course, Lightning will never command legions of gamers by way of secks appeal as Laura has for all this time.

( . ) ( . ) Boobies ^_^
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:00
Primo
that must be the xbox360 version :P
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:00
Darren Nakamura
I give props to whichever Internet sleuth found this one out. This is HUGE.
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:00
Cough
Of course! Should've seen it a mile away.

Also, JOURNALISM.
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:01
Slowey
but i liked tomb raider 1
Psycho_Babble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:03
Psycho_Babble
Seriously though, what loser would take time out of his sad life to compile this fudged research? People are excited about FF XIII and it's going to take more than some crock study to dissuade them from drooling over every sliver of info released about the game.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:10
ThunderHeartXI
Jesus Christ.
shawn is boring's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:23
shawn is boring
Mother of god
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:27
PwnanObrien
I'm pretty sure the guys working on Final Fantasy can handle taking new pictures of rocks to use for resources.
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:28
SakuChan
It's a fucking rock, who cares.
kidko's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:28
kidko
Heh. Heheh. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nicely done.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:30
Daxelman
Matlocking at it's best.

THIS.
SHIT.
IS.
BANANAS!
ChickenNow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:32
ChickenNow
Slow news day is goddamn slow
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:32
Black Nexus
@ Sakuchan
Sarcasm sakuchan ,sarcasm.
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:33
funran
SakuChan,

How is it possible that you don't get sarcasm and Jim Sterlings wit of saying the opposite of what you expect just to get random idiots in flamed.

Don't worry Jim, I got the joke :D
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:34
SakuChan
@Black Nexus: No shit, sherlock. :P But still, who cares.
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:36
SakuChan
@funran: Hello, this is a Jim post. No kidding I got the sarcasm, joke, etc. etc. But still, who cares!
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:38
Ben Perlee
Daxelman:
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Also, this is golden. Now I can't look at FFXIII without thinking it looks like poo.
Swizzler121's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:45
Swizzler121
oh noes! now everyone knows textures haven't changed since the 90's HURRY game companies!!! MOAR TRIANGLES!!!!
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:51
TheCleaningGuy
S
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News day?
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:52
Kyousuke Nanbu
Some of you guys got trolled hard.

Stop playing into Sterling's hands people, he's a troll, a really bad one I might add.
David Boring's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:56
David Boring
this must be from the clearly inferior xbox version
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:56
eternalplayer2345
rocks never loog good in the video games.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:56
DinnertimeNinja
So what is this from exactly?

I gather Jim's commenting on some retardo-fanboy's lame "finding?"

Or did he find this himself in order to make a sarcastic post?

Seems like a lot of work.
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:59
Cahuatijo
LET'S FAN THE FLAMES! It's all because they had to scale down the graphics because it's coming out on the ms xbox 360 console too, which is shit. Had it been a ps3 exclusive, that rock would look like Brigitte Bardot.
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:02
Cahuatijo
@Fantus - that FFXIII chick's name is "Vulva"? are you shitting me?
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:11
kalidanthepalidan
I am shocked and appalled. I for one will not support such blatant theft.
Psycho_Babble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:17
Psycho_Babble
@ Cahuatijo

No dude, her name is Lightning.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:22
ikiryou
BLATENTCY! O_0
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:36
Jim Sterling
"Stop playing into Sterling's hands people, he's a troll, a really bad one I might add."

Oh wah wah wah. Please follow your own advice for a change.
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:43
Reginald
jim is an awesome troll, I'd say
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:56
loki d20
Love the article, Jim.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:01
10BobMarleys
Microshitting fagtarts have destroyed our wonderful FFXIII with their Xbot fanboyism! This is hilarious.
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:04
thunderleg
I think rocks should have 2 Meg textures, no less. I mean, come on!
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:05
Cahuatijo
Thanks Psycho_Babble, lightning is cheesy as hell but a lot better than vulva
Robbo the hood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:09
Robbo the hood
Even still, compared to Lightning those rocks looks like they were seriously deprived of effort when they were put together.
PrinnyMedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:35
PrinnyMedic
JIm....stop
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:43
007
haha holy shit, so many people can't take sarcasm. Prinny, Sakuchan, and all others... STFU (AJPG).

Also, I laughed. And I'm one of the biggest FF fans I know. Calm down, ass hats.
YoctoYotta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:53
YoctoYotta
On a non-retarded note, I'm really disappointed to see yet another god damn SUPER-linear map in what appears to be a completely different location than the demo takes place in. I mean, it could just be a dumb coincidence and the game has great open-ended spaces, but I'm starting to worry a bit.
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