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Final Fantasy XIII demo coming this year; Nagiko wets self photo

PlayStation Universe has a snippet of information from the latest issue of Dengeki that will be sure to lather all you chocobo fanboys (and girls) into a frenzy. Apparently, Squenix told Dengeki that a demo for their upcoming yaoi wankfest Final Fantasy XIII will be playable later this year, more than not likely at the reconstituted E3 (which is now titled "The E for Everyone Convention", inviting many jokes about people's mothers that were played out when we got a hold of them months ago ).

From the horse's mouth ... er, webpage:

"We are hoping to have a playable demo ready for E3 in 2007." Since E3 has been downsized as of this year, only invited studios, press, and retailers may attend the event, which may cause Square Enix to hold off a public showing until the Tokyo Game Show, for example, later this year.

So, there you have it. Stay tuned to Destructoid for more details as they develop, and snarky comments about the growing homoeroticism of the series as I come up with them. 

(Editor's Note: Voltron is on TV again?!? It just came on Cartoon Network and I almost cried with joy! 30 year old robot cartoons ALWAYS beat Square-Enix RPGs. If you don't believe me, check Leviticus. It's in there. -- Nex) 


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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 08:59
tazarthayoot
It's true, right next to Lowtax getting his ass handed to him by Uwe Boll.
maximum0v3rdriv3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:00
maximum0v3rdriv3
"and he said unto him in a raspy voice, the large and powerful robot overlord shall grant you a great power. Do not be tempted by the evil of the chocobo, for it's heart is a dark one." Lev - 13-37
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:03
tazarthayoot
"Also, cocks." Lev - 13-38
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:04
Cruds
Grendizer > Voltron IMHO
christpunchermpls's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:20
christpunchermpls
If its good I might actually start thinking about perhaps possibly looking at maybe spending the loot to get a PS3.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:22
JamesSorensen
playstation store demo please
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:23
JamesSorensen
BTW the pic is vsXIII not XIII
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:48
Snaileb
lmao

NEX : WTF?! When is voltron on????

Voltron! Form blazing sword!!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 09:54
Topher Cantler
Has my nerdgasm registered on the richter scale yet?
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 10:29
Colette Bennett
Holy crap.

You're right, I did wee all over my chair.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 10:41
Snaileb
Ive been watching AS for like, almost 10 years, when it used to be just back to back episodes of DBZ. That was waaaaay back in the day. Good times, thanx man.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 10:47
Cruds
Voltron is also in Super Robot Wars W for the DS a game that sadly never will come to Europe or the US.
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 12:27
Rezbit
God I hate this game.



AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!
Dymaxion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 13:39
Dymaxion
Anyone else disgruntled about how fast these FF's are getting churned out? When will they stop? Are they going to?
At some point people are either going to have to stop buying them or murder square enix, but the machine is already in motion with hydra like regeneration and self replacing developers so i fear that wont stop them either.

.....it looks better than XII though
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 14:04
Chris Taran
Woot! Gimme more FF!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 15:50
Mxyzptlk
There's two volumes of Voltron on DVD also.
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:25
GodLen
fuck voltron.

Any one of these shows are better than voltron: http://www.japanator.com/top-ten-god-len%e2%80%99s-top-ten-list-of-70%e2%80%99s-and-80%e2%80%99s-robot-show-intros#more-736
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:42
smurfee mcgee
to snaileb: it wasn't called adult swim back then.
and yeah, Voltron is the last show on [as]. 4:30 a.m.
you could watch it on the Fix, but I think they took it down.
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