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Final Fantasy XIII and Versus scans have a clown dog in them photo

As Square Enix continues to develop its upcoming multi-release cash cow, some new images and not-so new details have surfaced of both Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy Versus XIII. Secured from the denizens of NeoGAF, we now bring you the newest information to arise from Square's latest dabbling in androgynous mayhem.

The magazine from which the scans are taken have some translated plot details, but it's nothing that followers of the title won't know already, as it talks about the floating city of Cocoon that has already been discussed by Squeenix in the past:

Built by a great entity, it is a society floating in the sky, enclosed in a "shell" -- Cocoon. It flourishes, protected by the great machines and living creatures invented by the Crystal.

The inhabitants of Cocoon, in a long period of tranquility, fear infection from the outside. Outside the shell, an underworld -- Pulse's entity awakens. Fearing this faceless invader, people begin to suspect one another, and hatred takes root.

Cocoon's government, wishing for stability, takes emergency measures. They arrest large numbers of citizens who were suspected of being "infected from the outside", and announced that they would be compelled to migrate to the underworld "Pulse". In reality, it meant banishment, but the fate which awaited them was even more cruel than that...

The crystal, a symbol of harmony, chose a person to whom to entrust destiny and lead the world.

She was chosen.

As the enemy of mankind, which ruins the world.

That's all dramatic and interesting, I'm sure, but look at the CLOWN DOG! Since it's on a page with Ifrit and Shiva, I wonder if he's a new Carbuncle (the green around his face and the red jewel on his head makes me think of the cute healing summon). Either way, he's bloody adorable, that's for damn sure. On the strength of one picture of an animal wearing a ruff, I declare FFXIII and all its presumptuous spin-offs a success.

[Mini-update: Atheistium has stated that the text indeed calls the dog Carbuncle. Score one for Matlockery!]

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atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:11
atheistium
Well the Japanese on the picture does indeed say Carbuncle. ^^;

Also: oh man now I gotta buy a PS3
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:14
atheistium
Oh dang, Siren looks amazing :O (pictured under Ifrit)
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:17
Jonathan Holmes
Totally disturbing. Androgynous mayhem indeed.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:24
Chocobo Knight
Poor Carbuncle. D:
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:25
JamesSorensen
Awesome scans.. got some new characters shown

damn i want these games BAAAAD
ZargonX's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:25
ZargonX
I can only hope that each of these beautiful summons is five minutes long and totally unskippable.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:35
Crunshii
well SE finally has butchered Carbuncle... but you gotta admit, those graphics look totally badass. Ifrit's Pyrotechnics are killer, you can tell SE is trying to unleash all the details they can from the PS3.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:40
Jim Sterling
Butchered? They have only improved.

People -- it's a CLOWN DOG in a RUFF!
MauroDiogo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:51
MauroDiogo
I don't want to sound cool or anything but as soon as I saw the picture I noticed it was carbuncle! I dont know apanese but the jewel, the green ish/marine blue colour AANNNDDD something some people didnt notice the EARS! Coming out of the golden jewels are his big trademark ears! Even if it looks stupid I think we will see better summons to make up for it :P Never liked carbuncle that much anyway.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:55
Jim Sterling
Score another for Matlockery! We are wise to your ways, Squeenix!
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 09:56
bluki
hmmmm.......... honestly i don't know how to comment this, i have mixed feeling for FFXIII project.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:16
timtheterrible
No way those are in-game. I have a PS3, and I don't believe it.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:25
Maurice Tan
The graphics whore in me wants these CGI cutscenes!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:31
Jim Sterling
There's no such thing as "in-game" in a Squeenix game. It's all CGI, all the time, 24/7!
Xavier's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:35
Xavier
I agree with Jim.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:36
atheistium
@timtheterrible of course they are not.
However this is.
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:43
vp360
is that a real dog
Milhouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 10:54
Milhouse
Just amazing...
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 11:11
blu3steel
How many different animals has carbuncle been?
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 11:14
Novakaine
Lightning is hot, and that red-headed girl is UBER hot... but FF is dead to me. =(
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 11:34
CaffeinePowered
If Kefka was a dog...
danthemagnum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 11:41
danthemagnum
Mostly the screens look good, but I'll admit that dog looks pretty stupid IMO.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 12:15
GuitarAtomik
Looks OMG amazing. I'm almost glad it's so far away since it would force me to find a way to buy a PS3.
Kia's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 12:35
Kia
..THAT is the ever-so-cute Carbuncle?! FAIL. Jesus christ who the hell came up with half of these ideas.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 12:49
F Whipple
DO NOT WANT....the dog that is.

And what is this FFXIII agito?
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 13:10
donkeykong
There's a man with brown hair who looks just like the man with gray hair! What if they're the same person?!
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 13:48
Aurain
Carbuncle has always been Fail. Ifrit is looking awesome though.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 13:59
deiga-the-semivaliant
Shut up, Carbuncle is awesome.

You guys just don't appreciate dog clowns enough.



Seriously, I really like Carbuncle. You guys can suck it. :P
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 15:14
MisterMingo
This Carbuncle beats the shit out of the ugly ass "cutesy" Ryo-oki thing in previous games. It's a FUCKIN' CLOWN DOG, PEOPLE!! THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO TOWN!! :D
for the aeon of the hallowed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 15:21
for the aeon of the hallowed
hmm, maybe it's the translation, but that storyline sounds like it was concocted by a fantasy obsessed eighth grader in study hall.

mystical crystal AGAIN? try somethin new ffs!
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 15:39
IceMax
Wow, if those are in game SS, that is one dam good looking game
MuadDib's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 16:00
MuadDib
Good Lord! Shiva is a motorcycle and Carbunkle is a stupid clown dog. I can't wait until they reveal that Bahumut is actually a pair of socks. Please wake me up when some non CGI images come out.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 16:49
Bob Muir
Dog carbuncle? Really? So weird.
Quilliam Fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 17:54
Quilliam Fyre
Mmm, pretty pictures. :3

Oh, jeeze, didn't mean to flood the room with my spittle.

And, yeah, let's hope for no crystals, or at least very few, for XIV.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 18:40
Aertyr
Why god why. I ask for an M-rated FF and they give me a clown dog. Why is life so cruel.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 20:40
Chad Concelmo
I'm with you, Jim: Dog Carbuncle is awesome. :)
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 22:02
VWGTI
I can't wait for these games. Maybe Carbuncle will be useful this time around.
danthemagnum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 22:20
danthemagnum
@ VWGTI

three words: not. bloody. likely.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 23:06
kawitchate
can't... get... excited. game... not out... until 2009...
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 00:37
MissHinasaki
That thing is quite cute. A little on the scary side though... Like Hindu art...
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 01:18
SourGr8pes
Clowns are scary, but Clown Dogs rock major socks.

As for FFXIII: Meh. From the character designs I've seen already, it looks way too FF8. Do not want.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 01:39
AgentMOO
@Im OK

The first thing that came to mind with the pic in the link you posted is the megaman 1 box art:

Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 02:06
Aurain
Going to be great when the game is released and you see these idiots on Springer/Jeremy Kyle who have phobias of Clowns not being able to complete the game cos they're so scared of Carbuncle.
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 12:36
twincannon
The Japanese sure do use a lot of exclamation marks.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2008 13:01
Fading Star
Clown dogs for the win!
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