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Final Fantasy VII is rated by ESRB photo

Wait for it. Wait for it. There! Did you hear it? It was the collective squeal of thousands of Final Fantasy fanboys. The ESRB has let slip a little information that Sony was probably hoping to drop on us at their E3 conference. The listing shows Final Fantasy VII for the PS3 and the PSP, so it looks like FFVII on the go is Go. Hell, they might even be planning to drop the game on Tuesday, the day of their press conference, which would be a nice little surprise.

Obviously, rumors have been flying for a while that Square Enix would be re-releasing FFVII in one format or another. The game is the RPG that made Final Fantasy the name it is today and Square Enix has whored it out to no end. Why it took this long to get it out for download is beyond me. There's no word if anything is going to be revamped graphically or gameplay-wise, but we do know that it will be rated Teen for comic mischief, mild fantasy violence and mild language. If you've popped the game in recently, you're probably hoping they've done a bit of a graphical overhaul, as Cloud's Popeye-like arms are pretty hilarious in this day and age. 








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eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:01
eternalplayer2345
Quick TURN AROUND!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:08
Monodi
And then she will get stabbed. Hopefully.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:09
Dan CiTi
Looks like Sony is starting to get their big stuff out there. RE, MGS, FF7, all of the Crash & Spyro games. They're still a long ways away from having a great library though.
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:10
HerosPlayDumb
I'll probably download this when it comes out just because I haven't played it in forever. Sorry about being a spelling nazi, but you spelled "anything" wrong.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:11
Jon B
Hmm. I've been meaning to give this another try, since I feel like I'm missing out on an important slice of gaming history, not having played through the Final Fantasy games, VII in particular.

I wish it did, but I doubt it will have a visual overhaul.
Low-fi Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:12
Low-fi Boy
You typo'd 'Fantasy' in the article's title, and 'anything' in the second paragraph. Sorry, grammar nazi, I assume you must be excited about the news, hehe
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:16
Ian Roberts
*watches tumble weeds blow through the Euro PSOne classics*
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:17
keener
question though... if they release PSONE classics on the PSN that are playable on either system... then wouldnt it have to have an ESRB rating for both?

so, in theory, this could just be the release of ff7 from ps1 on the psn/psp correct?

i dont want it to be, but im trying not to get too excited.
Waquan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:17
Waquan
I'm wondering about the disc switching. How did the Japanese version work?
Waquan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:19
Waquan
In other words, is it all in one file or multiple?
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:23
SubOrbital
This game needs a Resident Evil like makeover. As far as I'm concerned, that could just throw new graphics on the same everything else and I'd be over the moon with it. I never had any issues with the gameplay. But even if it doesn't get a visual overhaul, I'll be one of the first to snap it up.
Krusayder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:24
Krusayder
This was going to happen eventually, unfortunately I don't a PS3 or a PSP.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:36
Darren Nakamura
Unless this is a graphical update coming out for the PS3, I don't particularly care. If I want to play the original FFVII, I'll play my PSX copy. Which will still work on my PS3.
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:48
kefkaesque
Oh god, please let this be a remake and not some lame re-release.

Square if you're going to whore it to us (which we want you to) then do it the right way, remake the damn game, put SOME effort into this at least.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 20:49
Los255
Legend of Dragoon is next.

CONFIRMED.....in my dreams. =(
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:05
GohanGVO
There is no reason to expect that the game will be touched up. It was already released in Japan a few weeks ago as is, and I guarantee that is how it will show up here.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:05
Mr Kite
I'll believe it when I see it, lots of games get rated by ESRB that don't come out. And I don't have a problem playing my original copy.

Also their arms always made me laugh.:)
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:07
Chronic Logic
Where the fuck are my fingers?! How do I hold shit?! Hahah, oh good, now I can see Aeris die again. I'm pretty sure I still have my FF7 disc for the PC, but it's so scratchy I might not play anymore.
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:07
keener
@gohanGVO: well, that pretty much seals the deal then eh?

damn...
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:11
Mushman
Even this, a original copy, will sell like mad.

I'm awating MGS with baited breath, my love for FF started with 9, then 8, so this does not interest me that much.
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:18
Slowey
Same here Mushman. I had the choice between FF8 and FF7 and i went with 8 because it was newer. If this does come with a graphics update, Ill dust off my PSP for it. Im still waiting for Dissidia (spelling?) and i loved FF7: Crisis Core so FF7 will be a great way to get some more fun out of that thing.
rsquad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:24
rsquad
-Can't

-Fucking

-Wait

.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:29
SephirothX
God, i read this and REALLY hoped it was the long-awaited PS3 remake. Oh well, I still might get this just because I can play it for my PSP (y'know, legit).
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:29
kefkaesque
Well and unchanged version of a game that I already have and which has graphics that have aged badly coming out isn't going to get me to buy a PS3. If Sony wants people like me who aren't overly interested in buying a PS3 to want to get one, then just remake the damn game already.

Square has remade 1-4, why the hell not the most popular one in the series (my favorite 6 would also be nice but Square seems to despise 6 for some reason).
Grandmas Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:40
Grandmas Boy
@dexter345: yeah, but now you can take it on the go with your psp!
Oh wait, they already have that. It's called crisis core.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 21:57
atastysammich
Good thing I already sold my tangible copy. I can't imagine downloadable re-releases being good for secondhand game sales.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 22:04
CelicaCrazed
The only FF games I've ever played have all been in the Crystal Chronicles universe. I guess I should give this a go.
wastedyears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 22:16
wastedyears
FF VII has annoying characters and a 'wtf?' story, but it has great gameplay. I'll be buying this one. I really like that the PS classics are playable for PS3 and PSP.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 22:30
Jack Maverick
Sure, the game was a classic and sold ridiculously well for ages, but it wasn't that great. I liked it somewhat for its time, not so much now though. Even with that in mind, I'd want to give it another try.
woodPecker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 22:51
woodPecker
I am buying this.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 22:55
psycho terror2
this might finally tip the scales on a PSP purchase.

what took them so long?
Grimspoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 23:02
Grimspoon
I'd really enjoy seeing FFVII re-done with a graphical style similar to Crisis Core. It'd be a natural fit in my estimation.

As it stands, I still replay FFVII once every few years. Most recently on PSP via not emulating it. So really as cool as this is, a graphical over-haul would be ideal.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 23:17
SephirothX
@Jack Maverick
If it wasnt for the second half of your statement, I'd tell you to take the first half back! :-P
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 23:25
Kyousuke Nanbu
Great, now we can have an whole new generation of people who hate anything that doesn't have Cloud in it.
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 23:46
Tehmtnlion
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RaelXX's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 23:49
RaelXX
That's awful because it's a Sony exclusive. I own a gaming PC, a PS2 and a 360. In other words, I'm screwed.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 00:27
hpv
Will they be doing something about the translation so it won't be middling at best?
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 00:32
Mentok the Mindtaker
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Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 00:40
Shin Oni
wtf mentok. stretchin the front page and whatnot...

ffvii...whoopdiedoo. give me a worthwhile PS1 FF game (cough8/9cough)
Seanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 00:40
Seanus
Thanks Mentok for screwing with the home-page.

*posting to set it right*
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 00:48
Niero
Haha cool trick :) Should be fixed now, it clips long comments going forward
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:47
grasslunatic
Bring this to Europe as well as the US Sony.
MellowBunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:56
MellowBunny
I think this is another back up if FF13 fails.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 02:12
Bob Muir
Sigh...every blog in existence has the worst headlines for this piece of news. I guarantee that every person who read this headline thought that this was finally news of the rumored PS3 remake, and was then confused by the actual news as to why it was coming out of the PSP as well. I'm sure some people didn't bother to read the comments and realize that it's the original game and definitely not a remake.

Eh, whatever. The game is just okay anyway, not "bad," but certainly far from "good."
moggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 02:57
moggle
*yawn* Somebody wake me when they remake it.

Or, better yet, remake FF6.
TJF588's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 03:16
TJF588
My hopes: new translation on the INTERNATIONAL version (complete with that bonus disc)
My dreams: fixes (that one you-can-see-it-lying-there materia late-game), analog movement (not exclusively, but available)
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 04:28
Jack Maverick
@SephirothX: I thought about it a little more and I actually do think that the game was good, but just by a little bit. Just for you, I'll take back that part.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 08:01
michiyoyoshiku
Too little too late....

What of those of us late to the party who paid $80 for a mediocre RPG?

But this should drive the price down for those who want a physical copy of this overrated game
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 08:49
psycho terror2
"Too little too late...."

yeah, you totally missed the troll boat.
Chupa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 09:24
Chupa
Yeah its gonna need analog movement.
I doubt they're gonna add or change anything though.
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