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In case you've missed one (or seven) of the Final Fantasy titles that have been released over the last two decades, we bring you the above video. It's a cinematic history of the entire series, and, as you might expect, it runs a little long. If you need to, go change your catheter and brew a pot of coffee, because you're going to be sitting in front of your computer for a while.

Watching this entire video has instilled in me two sentiments; the first being that the dudes in this entire series would all make really cute girls. Not like Petra-Nemcova-esque insanely hot supermodels, but more of a Thora-Birch-ian girl-next-door who seems really innocent up until you get a few wine coolers in him/her and you find out the true meaning of passion.

The second sentiment is that David Beckham is a really attractive dude. Seriously. It might just be that part of my psyche that keeps pushing me to buy more and more hair products, but if I was a chick, or some kind of half-woman-stickbug hybrid, I would totally do him.


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bleep at 03/27/2007 22:32
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Mxyzptlk at 03/27/2007 22:32
I bet I could totally bang Squall if I showed him a video of a plastic bag blowing around in the wind.
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supremeFronk at 03/27/2007 23:08
@bleep- that has to be the greatest thing ever. a clockwork orange rules!
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Agent Nixon at 03/27/2007 23:18
does anyone know where i could get that final fantasy theme as a ringtone? (the one that plays during the "final fantasy I, II, III, etc" sequence.)
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Monte at 03/27/2007 23:36
Y'know i know they were listing all the numbered final fantasies and all, But final fantasy tactics totally deserved more say, then that mere mention towards the end. Really now, it may not have been a numbered final fantasy, but it was easily one of the best ever. They could leave out the rest of the unnumbered FF's, but the orginal FFTactics deserves praise.

Also, i'm kinda wondering when this was made. I find it odd that it was made late enough to know of Crisis core and FFXIII, but doesn't contain mention of FFIII for the DS or much info for FF12. Not ot mention i think they are missing some adaptions of some other adaptions that were rereleased for other system (hell we know FFI has like 7 of them i think)...

Kinda wondering if whoever made this plans to update it and add to it as the series goes on... noting new adapations and added details and such
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Crosswayboy at 03/27/2007 23:46
This is interesting stuff, but I gotta say this narrator guy sucks. I'm expecting him at any second to go: DERP!
JimJim's Avatar
JimJim at 03/27/2007 23:54
he sounds like a robot.
interesting video though.
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God Len at 03/27/2007 23:58
the reason why they did not talk about ff 12 a lot is because this was released as a special feature for the collectors edition of ff 12.
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Crunshii at 03/28/2007 00:17
yep, this was part of the collectors edition of FF12. so sad that I still go to the stores today and still see them collectors edition...

Made me loose that special touch :(
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bleep at 03/28/2007 01:06
@ supremeFronk:
Thank you it is greatness

@Monte:
Im surprised that U stopped playing FF long enough to complain about this video...
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PetiePalo at 03/28/2007 08:39
Nex I love that you read The Superficial like me.

Thora Birchian indeed.
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splotki at 03/28/2007 12:36
This is a cool video but holy crap that narrator is sounds like a retarded robot. Speak..... FASTER...... PLEASE.....
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Joseph Leray at 03/28/2007 13:34
How do you say "perfunctory" in drone speak?
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 03/28/2007 16:04
This video was on the bonus DVD that came with the FFXII special edition. Yes, the narrator is like Ben Stein's aspiring, yet underachieving son.
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ZMTToxics at 03/29/2007 00:49
Im upset there was no footage or mention of the remake of 3.
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