The utter depravity of man consistently abhors me to the point of vomiting, I hope you all understand. I am sickened daily by perverse imagery that finds itself downloaded onto my hard drive through sheer magic and no conscious effort on my part. Fortunately, other Sites also take a stand against the wretched filth of this earth, where not even games are safe from miscreants and deviants. Take for example,
UK: Resistance's discovery of this SICK FILTH! Appalling upskirt action from the PS3's
Hot Shots Golf 5. I think you'll agree, these are very hot shots indeed. Hot shots of undistilled, rampant SIN, that is!
When it comes to this -- an innocent game of golf transformed, mutated if you will, into a knickerless, vadge-flashing free-for-all, something has gone horribly wrong in the world. With no underwear to speak of and a camera that wanders more than a priest's eye in the dorms, I can but ask what happened to us as a species. Is such golfing pornography that which we are reduced to? Terrible ... simply terrible.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to wipe away the tears I shed as I watched this in misery. Where's that box of tissues?
Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize.
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oh yeah tried to slip that one by me did ya.
what is wrong with me
I think I saw some bush @ the end ;[
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