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This is a thing where bikini-clad women fight each other. You are either:

A) Aroused.

B) Disgusted.

C) Confused.

D) All of the above.

Yes, this is a real game coming out in October for the PC. Here's the official web site. One more video after the break. Yup.








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Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:01
Tron
this is a thing that is happening?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:02
Monodi
This is like the revenge of the SEGA CD
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:04
Monodi
Wait, Aphrodite VS Venus? They are fighting themselves?
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:09
lem
You guys had better review this 'game'
beverlynoelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:10
beverlynoelle
I can't believe I just sat through four minutes of that video.

But really, this is just any given Friday night with me and my girls. DUH.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:11
Furyfire
What is this? I Dont Even!?...
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:12
EdgyDude
@beverlynoelle: i'm not sure i believe you, got any pics of that? :D
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:21
Danzflor
This is Groundbreaking guys.

For the first time, The Angry Video Game Nerd will review a 2010 game.

EPIC.

Also, whatever the bitch said, She has nice boobs.
Birdman the Friendly's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:21
Birdman the Friendly
I eagerly await Jim's review of this... thing. Make it happen!
P-Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:23
P-Dude
PROOF THAT PC GAMING IS NOT DEAD
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:26
hpv
This is totally sweet but I'm going to have to hold out for the $10 Amazon credit.
talon842's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:28
talon842
Somehow I think a clueless executive was involved in this.
RJT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:30
RJT
The second video is absolutely hilarious.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:31
s0lesurviv0r
Good lord, I wish I hadn't clicked on that interview video. Someone get that chick to a doctor to make sure her brain is intact.
Mustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:33
Mustin
I didn't hear a single thing that girl said.
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:37
tkyy
Wow this is just like Mortal Kombat with REAL PEOPLE it's awesome!!!!!11 Never been done before, and I know it will be a great computer generated game in a computer generated environment!
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:47
dj-anon
This is the final evolution of Bikini Karate Babes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R0vUdyt9FU

Although obviously greatly improved from the looks of the trailer. Hopefully there will be a digital download version.

Wait for 30 bucks I think I'll just pre order it.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:49
CrocBox
This has NOT BEEN DONE BEFORE GUYS. NOT EVER.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:51
Tubatic
I sure do miss Pit Fighter...
Salnax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 23:57
Salnax
C. Just C.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:00
Gyrael
Okay.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:01
Rammstein
The interview video was so worth it. Also, VESTA is my favorite "fighter" mostly because of her CHESTA! *rimshot*
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:02
pedrovay2003
@ Danzflor

Hey, he reviewed Street Fighter 2010, remember?

OH SHIT SEE WHAT I DID THERE
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:03
GohanGVO
So, we are all agreed? This is the game of the year, right?
Befitzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:06
Befitzero
Im sorry I just lost it and died laughing when I saw the light up wrist bands. Its like a rip off of mortal kombat but worse. And all I could think of on the second vid was "Hey take your top off"
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:09
Rammstein
OSHIT GUYS I JUST GOT WORD:

This is replacing Super Street Fighter IV at EVO 2010

GAME OF THE INFINITY!
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:17
Beyamor
EVERYTHING OF THE EVERYTHING!
MATRX's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:55
MATRX
Wat. Definetley D), but I do have one question: Will it have an online multiplayer feature? I am intrigued.
KG989's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:02
KG989
I watched the whole thing waiting for Scorpion to bust through the screen like a 90's Mortal Kombat commercial but it never came.... It never came...
Ryuuga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:03
Ryuuga
This is the future of gaming yo!!!
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:04
Hohojirozame
why does this have to come out on my birthday? i am disappoint.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:11
D Sane
kill me now
Luis Arturo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:19
Luis Arturo
PLEASE! THIS GAME NEEDS TO BE ON STEAM WITH ONLINE CAPABILITIES IN AN ONLINE ENVIRONMENT!
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:20
RenegadePanda
Mortal Kombat: Paradise
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:33
GoldenGamerXero
Now this is just stupid and who would even buy something like this... What?

*Looks away from boobs and see a pre-order for Warriors of Elysia*

Well shit.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:35
GoldenGamerXero
@clemency

I have to give it to you that's probably the most relevant spam ever posted on this site.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:36
hpv
Have you guys seen the wallpaper they have for download on the website if you register? Holy fucking shit that is epic! Why isn't that the freaking box art?!!?!!
HelloWaffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 02:48
HelloWaffles
True Fact: It is a triumph that women are so prominent in this game.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 05:18
Sharpless
My penis has never been more confused.
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 06:06
Ball Buster
Those graphics remind me of the original Mortal Kombat.

Also, LOL at the girl in the second video. She makes it sound like this is a huge step forward for women in games. Awesome rack on her though.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 06:18
Los255
DO FUCKING WANT
Zethis's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 06:28
Zethis
This is a joke... right? O_O
Sinnum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 06:38
Sinnum
I don't even...
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 07:01
UltorOscariot
Wow. Why don't they just package it with Bonetown while they're at it. Sadly, I bet they'll turn a profit out there. The Internet's a sad, scary place.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 07:38
bluemeep
I like how they managed to convince like 20 girls that this was a good idea.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 08:15
manasteel88
Dead or Alive/Mortal Kombat mash up?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:04
MechaMonkey
Women are a minority. This will free them from their bondage.
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