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Feminists sh*t all over Fat Princess, real people laugh photo

This is classic. Proving that you can't dare to say or do anything these days without it offending someone, a bunch of gamer feminists are up in arms over the "fat-bashing" PSN game, Fat Princess. The game's premise is that the princess you must rescue has been stuffed so full of food, she now needs a team to haul her copious backside to safety -- according to some mini-Germaines out there, that's simply not on.

Feminist Gamers (ha ha) has attacked the game, claiming it will "reinforce nasty stereotypes about women and the obese." What's the negative stereotype? That fat people like to eat? It's TRUE! That fat people are heavy? I HAVE PERSONAL EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE! I've never seen a negative stereotype about a fat person. It's. All. True.

Even worse is a writer at Shakesville, who took time out of doing her husband's laundry to write this: "Congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes." As you can see, she uses "words" like "heteronormative" to sound clever and informed, a tactic which invariably fails and makes one look presumptuous and pretentious.

"What I can't figure out is why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place, since everyone knows that fat girls are unlovable human garbage at whom any sensible bloke would sooner hurl invective than cast a longing glance." Word to the wise: Sarcastic fat girls don't go to the prom!

It should be no secret to anybody that I'm a fat guy myself, and I'm certainly not offended by this game. Perhaps I'm just too heteronormative to understand the terrible evil that this game represents. Or maybe self-styled "feminists" who think that the movement is all about getting angry and using buzzwords are simply retarded. Who knows?


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aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:50
aborto thefetus
Why must people be offended by such stupid things?
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:52
Clance
Sassafrass,

It's not my place to sit around the table and discuss matters like this.

1) I'm bored at work
2) I'm fucking TIRED of all the bullshit PC crap that I hear about every fucking day. I've had personal experiences with weight issues and it can be a painful thing, extremely painful - and I mean at either end of the... erm... scale. the day a videogame makes me hate fat people is the day I probably turn anorexic myself. She's just attention seeking and I really don't have time or serious responses for it. there are REAL things happening in life to worry about.
Kurtz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:52
Kurtz
Seriously, if I were a feminist I would complain more about the constant portrayal of women as big boobed bimbos... Actually having a fat girl in a videogame is surprisingly realistic for the industry standards :)
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:53
Dale North
Holy shit. This is just like what happened to me over at Japanator:

http://www.japanator.com/elephant/post.phtml?pk=8288
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:55
Clance
Kurtz,

It's true, it's a no-win situation. Lara Croft or Fat Princess = everyone up in arms.

I think women should just be portrayed as blank mannequins in games from now on, just to be on the safe side.
heretrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:56
heretrix
"Even worse is a writer at Shakesville, who took time out of doing her husband's laundry to write this:"

Hahahaha. Nice.
+1 for further pissing off people who fucking deserve it.
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:56
gore on the floor
Jim Sterling, only you could write an article that I've already read on two other gaming blogs and have it still be a joy to sit through.

Thanks for holding up the position of RATIONAL fat people everywhere.
Aurvantoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:57
Aurvantoid
@Joseph -Orcist- Leray: Because I'm the "enemy" and I have been around Ace of Spades HQ for like, ever (co-blogged a few times too), and Shake's Sister and Marcotte (Pandagon) have gone to odds with AoSHQ on more than one occasion.

Spewing their "Down with the Patriarchal Monarchy!" nonsense all over the right-wing blogosphere. Same goes for Arianna Huffington and those douchebags at Salon. Trust me, I'm quite well familiar with them because I have been completely against them for like the past 4 years.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:59
Pepillou2
Butthurt?
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 10:59
gore on the floor
@ Sassafrass

I would almost agree with you if this were a serious issue.

This stupid bitch deserves nothing better than people making fat and/or ugly jokes at her.
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:02
Noah
This is hilarious, thanks for making me smile at the end of a busy work day :)
Met's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:04
Met
I understand their outrage, I mean there are so many games with realistic male protagonists... oh, wait, nevermind
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:04
angusm
Sassafrass.

STFU.
It's not a big deal, someone with low self-esteem got mad 'cause a joke hit too close to home.
Honestly, we take this seriously we'll have to start taking emo kids seriously.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:06
JACK of No Trades
Sassafrass

People are made differently. Some people are fat, some are skinny, some are ugly, some are pretty, some are short & some are tall. Its life. Get over it. I will NEVER show an ounce of compassion for people that can set themselves straight by either exercising & not eating fast food. It angers me that there are so manyis such double standards in society.

Im still going to buy this game. I don't give a donkey's ass that it offends this fat bitch that need motovation to stop stuffing her fat face and start walking.
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:08
Scientist tz
I can't wait for this game. I have a sense of humor therefore I think I will enjoy the game. Too bad for the people who don't.
Kurtz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:12
Kurtz
Fat people are evil.

Though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil.

For I am the evilest motherfucker in the valley.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:12
Pepillou2
-BAWWW It'd be cute if it was a Karamari-style(sic) game
-BAWWWW It'd be cute if you had to rescue a cow instead tee-hee!

Nah, they'd still be BAWWWing

-BAWWW First they put girls with UNREALISTICALLY SKINNY bodies and now they put girls with UNREALLISTICALLY FAT bodies //_;

Unreal? Do they ever go out?
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:13
Phoenix Gamma
But if it were a fat PRINCE it'd be okay.
Mr Gilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:18
Mr Gilder
I, also a fatty, fail to be insulted by this game, and actually, cannot wait for it. I believe the funniest part of this whole business is that it seems as if none of these reactionaries bothered to read any of Sony's press releases in regards to Fat Princess. The one that I read immediately post E3 had referred to her as your "beloved" princess. Indeed, despite her recently acquired extra mass, the goal of the game is to put forth the extra effort to save her. Now, offense would be necessary if the knights stormed into the castle and said "Oh, screw it, she's fat now," and then credits rolled. This, however, seems far from the case.
P3T3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:19
P3T3Y
Aww c'mon guys. It's not her fault she's a complacent retard, it's glandular.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:20
Pepillou2
"Sexism and fat-bashing go hand-in hand."
What. The. Fuck.

Also, here's your 'unrealistically fat' woman

Inb4 "How sexist, fattist, racist!". It was in google´s first pages. Sarry.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:22
Alexradl
Sassafrass:

This is a non-issue, serious discussion cannot take place. She is fat. Her choices, and her choices alone, made her fat. I am not going to show compassion for her and her bad eating habits.

Lastly, don't take yourself too seriously. This is Destructoid. Have a good laugh. Funny, haha.
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:27
Arcanum
I have no sympathy for the over nourished
Tash's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:27
Tash
Some people like being offended because it makes them feel important, probably because people don't pay attention to them in other ways...
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:29
Pepillou2
I thought I posted another image.... but meh, whatever
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:31
Sassafrass
@Mr Gilder

"I, also a fatty, fail to be insulted by this game, and actually, cannot wait for it. I believe the funniest part of this whole business is that it seems as if none of these reactionaries bothered to read any of Sony's press releases in regards to Fat Princess. The one that I read immediately post E3 had referred to her as your "beloved" princess. Indeed, despite her recently acquired extra mass, the goal of the game is to put forth the extra effort to save her. Now, offense would be necessary if the knights stormed into the castle and said "Oh, screw it, she's fat now," and then credits rolled. This, however, seems far from the case. "

Awesome. This is a great point.

And to others: I agree that not taking oneself too seriously is important. But it's also important to note that we should at least pause to think about whether there is a legitimate complaint here. Given the information posted by Mr Gilder, I'd agree with the general consensus that there is no major issue here, and the game sounds pretty awesome.

I still think that y'all should stop making sweeping generalizations about feminists everywhere based on one woman's random posts, though. I mean, the title of this article was "Feminists sh*t all over fat princess, real people laugh" when it should have been, "Like, two people think this is offensive, cue internet uproar." I mean, feminists are real people, and many complaints voiced by feminists, especially about videogames, are totally legitimate. Just not this one.
aggro tortoise solid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:32
aggro tortoise solid
Sounds like somebody needs to get laid...
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:36
B-Radicate
They're probably fat.
HertzaHaeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:38
HertzaHaeon
If I'm to guess what the feminists really complain about, it would be this:

It's not the existance of a fat girl in this one game itself that's offensive. It's the fact that she's one of very few fat girls in games, none of which are capable characters with anything positive to contribute. They're all helpless, ugly baggage that at best can be laughed at.

This makes any objections about male fatties moot. There are some obese male characters that are capable and positive, so one that isn't isn't representative of obese males the way the fat princess is of fat women. Fat people in general get a lot of crap, but fat women get more than fat men.

This also means you can't simply look at the game for what it is and nothing else. It exists in a context, in a real world. That's how prejudice works - any one incident by itself is easy to dismiss, but the problem is a pattern, a system - not a row of isolated incidents.

With that said, I think this has been blown out of proportion by both sides. The feminists make too much of it, imho, but commenters here have lived up to prejudices about gamers as well. Some of you come across as shrill internet idiots who are afraid someone will take away your toys, which makes you so upset you can't talk or think straight.

I'll probably get some hate for that, but it'll say more about those who can't take it than it does about me.
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:44
Sassafrass
@HertzaHaeon

Word.
aggro tortoise solid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:45
aggro tortoise solid
@ Hertza

This is the internet, not tea-time. If someone makes a ridiculous statement, that person will be ridiculed. Harshly. Deal with it.
aggro tortoise solid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:48
aggro tortoise solid
Also, which positive "obese male characters" are you talking about?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:50
Tubatic
@Sassafras

I get what you mean.

For better or worse, gameblogs (Well, the internet, really) tends toward the insensitive/irreverant whenever there is any sort of minority population, less than positive opinion on a game, at any level of social standing or industry regard.

Aside from "HA [fill in the blank]-y is crying about [fill in the blank]-ies in video games.", you won't find too much social awareness discourse here, at Kotaku, or even at gamepolitics.

So, what usually makes for the beginning of a decent civil bull session about perceptions and portrayals usually degenerates to a handful of jerks and one or two rational folk jumping over to the comment originator's blog and splattering their comments with hateful statements and the ocassional rational argument.

But what is a little unfortunate still, is that the original commenter wasn't looking for this sort of discourse in the first place. To paraphrase a comment in the Shakesville blog "What, are we supposed to write a dissertation on everything that we think about everything when we point out an observation?"

I can understand comments like "This is Destructoid. Have a good laugh. Funny, haha.", because there's a time and a place for everything. But, Sassafras, I get what you're saying. Its sometimes a little dissappointing that the same site/community that express thoughtful and heart felt
monthly musing about their first time gaming or their most personally connected video game characters also explodes into this flaming haterage when a negative comment about games is uttered.

but I say again. w/e, its Wednesday.
Lorex888's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:00
Lorex888
Shakesville Fatty is just angry cuz her sausage fingers inhibit her gaming ability. Silly Fat Feminists, games are for fun.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:05
Jim Sterling
Sassafrass:

The problem is, I am perfectly capable of rational debate, as are many of us on Destructoid, but the problem is that we never get presented with rational arguments. Read some of the ridiculous hyperbolic bullshit that spewed from this so-called "feminists" (defacto man-hating is NOT feminism, btw) blog and tell me that I am supposed to sensibly engage that.

I refuse to validate such "argument" by engaging them on a sensitive level. When she learns to use heteronormative in the correct manner, and when these faux-feminists stop spouting laughable horseshit, maybe there can be some sensitivity.
HertzaHaeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:06
HertzaHaeon
@aggro tortoise solid:
Oh, nice one. Excuse my rant in advance, please.

I know it's the internet, and I know people on it become idiots when anonymity is combined with an audience. It's a weak excuse for all the racism, homophobia, sexism and other kinds of hate that bubble up from the dark depths everywhere moderators don't keep the peace. People online think they're politically incorrect, free-speaking and edgy when they're really just socially inept idiots who can't articulate any advanced thoughts beyond internet memes and Tourettes-like shouting of hateful invectives. Some of us are able to disagree with people without namecalling and disrespect, because we're not so deluded our own opinions are the only valid ones. If you'd only listen to people like these feminists, you could learn a lot, and they could learn from you. But why become a better person when you can be an idiot?

Big-boned male characters are common in fighting games, for one thing.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:10
garrfunkel
I demand that a masculinist society be set up in which we bitch about anything that has men in it. Ill start with Batman. It implies that all men are mad from bats. Lego batman implies we're all made from lego bats. This bigotry must end now.

On a different note that web page has to have most uses of the word bigotry ever.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:11
Chicken008
So because the character is not thin, big breasted and beautiful it is stereotyping? Its just a video game character design.
Kalakaua's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:20
Kalakaua
DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THE GAME SONY! (Caps are intentional)

The premise of the game is freaking hilarious to me and I would pre-order the damned thing if I could. Plus this comes from a former fluffy person and I can honestly say I'd find it hilarious back then as well.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:25
JACK of No Trades
Anybody thats taking the fat gitls side is a total idiot sheltered from the "real" world. People make fun of other people. Deal with it. Its life. Go change your tampon you sissy.
aggro tortoise solid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:27
aggro tortoise solid
@ Hertz
Of course there are people who are willing to have rational discussions about such topics as racism, sexism, and the like, in videogames today. I would be one of them. However, don't you think this is an awful way to go about that?




And you compared those defending the game on THIS SITE to children...
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:29
naia-the-gamer
Feminists piss me off. They make the entire gender look like a bunch of bitches. This is why we can't have nice things.

C*nts.
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:30
donkeykong
Ok, I didn't read anyone else's comments so maybe I'm not the first to say this but... this game should be rewarded for offering a new type of challenge in its gameplay. There's never been a fat princess before (that I've known about/paid attention to) and so obviously there could be new kinds of puzzles involved with saving her.

if developers get bitched at by fat girls every time they try something new then we'd be stuck to boring sequels.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:33
moot button
Maybe the message of the game is that the citizens love their princess enough to risk life and limb no matter what she looks like or how fat she is. They are willing to wear all the hats necessary to save this irreplaceable royal jewel even though the rival kingdom has force fed her into heart disease and an overabundance of Estrogen due to a large cellulite count. The township still loves her enough to not objectify her for morbid obesity.
This "Shakesville Feminist" is just another misogynist in sheep's clothing. She alludes that the Fat Princess is worthless, helpless, and hated. I say the game has said no such thing. Even the few seconds of the game that we've been privileged to see show this Princess walking on her own two feet despite her recent growth. We've also been shown a kindly warrior saying to the princess "Is your weight too great to endure on your own? Here, let me carry you, for no burden is larger than my love for you dear Princess. Let not your heart be the heaviest part about you" Perhaps the feminist is channeling her own self image issues into the game. Perhaps she feels helpless to change herself, and is wondering why she must fight the villagers for their love instead of them fighting her enemies for the right to love her. Perhaps she objectifies herself by implanting hateful imagery into a silly game that was never intended to offend.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:34
Timmeh
@Hertza

Your point would hold more water if
a)This woman wasn't so dismissive of other peoples' opinions, regardless of how well they are put across.
b)She just likes to find things to get all mad at. According to her Kung Fu Panda is exploititive and discriminitive toward fat people.

Just look at some of the utter shite she has posted. SHe's one of these people that just likes to find glaring injustices where they don't exist and spout bullcrap about it.
aggro tortoise solid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:35
aggro tortoise solid
And also, you said "obese" male characters, not "big-boned." There is, as I'm sure you know, a difference. So come up with a solid example and I'll leave it alone. I'm just curious.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:36
Tubatic
bah, I'll bite.

So I think, if someone were to worry about the concern of perpetuating misogynist ideas, this is what I could point out in Fat Princess.

- Your main female character is, literally, an object. You fill her with stuff, you carry her, and she, I assume, has no autonomy. Objectifying of a female character
- Throws in the stereotypical "fat chick" character. Presenting forth a concept that this fat woman cannot do for herself, and is in essence dead weight in the game situation. As one of few larger female characters in games, it portrays some negative feelings about people that are fat (regardless of how they got that way)
- When you compare this to portrayal of fat men (see Bo Rai Cho in Mortal Kombat, E-Honda), there is at least a sense that these characters are active or useful. Considering the act of fufilling the game goal, Fat Princess is useless

Sure ok, there should always be a freedom of characterissation. no ofcourse they shouldn't change anything, maybe it would be different if it was Fat Prince but that's not the point . .. blah blah blah, etc.

But assuming some credence to the idea that imagery and portrayals in media have some effect on societal perceptions and ideas, these ideas are all either hurtful, or at the very least, tired cliches worth a groaning "This again?!" response from the portrayed group or people interested in the media portrayal of the portrayed group.

Not everything has to be this big social change item to build toward a better feminine perception in society. But, if you find an interest in affecting societal change, its worth taking a critical look at media portrayals to shape feelings and attitudes toward whatever social change you hold in high high priority.

Me personally? From a gameplay standpoint, I think its a clever take on the helpless Princess archetype, and a very wicked cool take on "capture the flag" gameplay (as one of the women's blogs points out, too, by the way). Oh sure, capture our flag, but we're not going to make it easy for you. Form a social standpoint, certainly, this could ahve been changed to something less potentially inflammatory, like a sack or a treasure chest. But putting out a level of humanization to the "flag" object can actually further endear the players to their goal. Its not just a flag, its a woman. And adding another woman to the character bag of tricks for game designers isn't exactly all bad! I think the cartoony nature of it requests a certain amount of levity for the situation, but certainly doesn't invalidate the resulting opinions and discourse on both obesity and women in games.

Also, cupcakes.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:39
njsykora
"Big-boned male characters are common in fighting games, for one thing."

Yeah, and they're all slow as hell pieces of crap that take about 6 years to get into position for a single punch before being thrashed sideways by a much more capable thinner male who can still hit like a f**king truck. That's what I get when using Bass in Dead or Alive anyway.
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:40
Hoodie
Thank you Sassafrass and HertzaHaeon for making this more interesting. Some people will struggle with obesity no matter how well they eat. It's just genes. I can see how those people would be disappointed that this game kinda perpetuates the idea that obesity is strictly a matter of diet. But that's the extent of the validity of her argument, as far as I can tell.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:41
ceark
it's a game with a fat person. unless it's calls by some uncommon thyroid issue, it's caused by eating too much crap and not exercizing. Eating to much and not exercizing is pretty much the common thing in America. Look outside the states. Not a whole lot of places full of fat people. Look in the states. FAT PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. Maybe this game will do some good and cause people to inwardly reflect "Hey, I should be exercizing more and eatting better."

...nah. too good to be true.
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