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Courtesy of last night's amazing episode of GameTrailers TV, here it is: the brand new, exclusive trailer for Resident Evil 5.

After viewing the trailer I thought about handling this post in one of two ways: 1) I could step back and objectively comment on some of the features highlighted in the trailer while dropping some basic info about the game (console, tentative release date, etc.) or 2) I could lose my mind with excitement and completely throw professionalism out the window.

You don’t have to be Professor Layton to figure out which one I chose.

OMG! OMG! OMG! RESIDENT EVIL 5! Are you kidding me with how amazing this game looks? The chainsaw guy is back! OMG! And the graphics? GORGEOUS! I can’t wait for this game! It’s like Resident Evil 4, only SHINY! I am so excited! GAME OF THE YEAR MATERIAL! I CAN’T WAIT!








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XivSpew's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:11
XivSpew
Sweet, sweet Jesus. Consider your unabashed enthusiasm seconded, Chad.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:17
Corak
Looking good, chick looks hot as well.
Andrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:17
Andrex
Hmm..something tells me that capcoms reason of putting this new partner is so they could say..Oh your not killing all the nice African Villager, heres a African partner!

Although, I like the new character, sick of cameos all the time

next thing you'd know Claire Redfield will make a end apearence
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:19
MaximusPaynicus
Monsters coming out of their mouths? Surely this is another sign of RACISM!
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:20
monosylabik
CHECK OUT THE ROID RAGE SWEEP!

Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:20
Hamza CTZ Aziz
So it's the Las Plagus virus again. The only way that could have happened was because of the sample Wesker got from Ada. But I thought Ada gave him a fake.

Anyway, you notice the leach at the very end of the trailer? T-Virus baby.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:21
Clockwork
I want this game to scare the shit out of me.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:26
taumpytears
Maybe the T-Virus and Las Plagas will cross breed or some shit lol.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:30
Tubatic
@Andrex

heh notice the albino and latino looking guys amongst the plagas horde? track covering? hmm?

lol This trailer definitely doesn't pull out the same emotional / relational response as the first one, which is cool. Doesn't mean the first trailer wasn't awkward in its own right, but whatev. RE5 as a product looks hot, and, save for a misinterpretation of Chris's monologue, I don't think there's much threat of palpable finger pointing for the product as a whole.

Lots of thoughts, but I've got sleeping to do. Still a game I'm looking forward to hearing about, and maybe even playing!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:32
Jetsetlemming
If the Las Plagas has already infected everyone when Chris arrives, whats going on in the shots from the earlier trailers when there are people NOT trying to rip his throat out? They're under control to lure him farther into the village/trap maybe.

I've got a feeling they added all the shots of the monster elements of the villagers to attempt to discourage the claim that the game's a racist view of "savage" africans.

Also "There's no reason here, no humanity" is gonna be the new call of the "RE5 is racist!" crowd.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:33
KaL YoshiKa
It'll take a confirmation of Hunk before I go into super nuts mode.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:39
Tubatic
"Also "There's no reason here, no humanity" is gonna be the new call of the "RE5 is racist!" crowd."

Be fair now, finish the quote "There is only death" :D
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:39
SunTzu
I hurd RE5 was gonna have Co-op, so I'm guessing one person plays as Chris, the other as that chick.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:41
nukka jdav
yummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:43
Tubatic
or w/e the quote is. sleep. me. naow.

also, where's my Mega Man news?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:46
deiga-the-semivaliant
I like the new character.

Ashley was just an utter chore.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:47
ace of knaves
This trailer is simply amazing.

From the plagas on steroids, to the return of chainsaw-wielding maniacs, to the hilariously awful last lines of dialogue, I was blown away.

I can't even begin to imagine what the bosses will be like.
Drift64's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:50
Drift64
OMG, that was a great trailer can't wait. I hope they have co-op mode because thats hella scary being a white guy in a black neighbor hood like that, lol j/p... Anyways this game needs to come out already. O and I wish Leon was in this I want to play as him again... Maybe in RE6.
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:51
SunTzu
@Ace of Knaves

I know! How terrible was that.

"I may not be as big as you, but I can hold my own"

"ITS OKAY :D, MY LAST PARTNER WAS A GIRL TOO LOLOLOLOLOL"
Daremonai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 01:52
Daremonai
For the love of god 2009 cannot come soon enough
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:02
sleepingagain
i cant wait for hours of bad dialog, so much fun!
Dr_Vonboogie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:04
Dr_Vonboogie
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, who else watched this trailer 5 timess? also did anybody notice the caucasin and spanish zombies?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:09
Electro Lemon
Holy shit.



Holyshitholyshitholyshit.
I'm so fucking excited now.
ToxinBlackheart's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:09
ToxinBlackheart
THERE'S SEMEN...EVERYWHERE.

Looks great. :]
ssuasw's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:11
ssuasw
Oh ... My ...G *awesome over load =head explodes*
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:12
monosylabik
2008

BELIEVE
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:32
linuxguy
OMG RACIST!
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:36
taumpytears
If the rumors are true then I think Necros could really dig this game.
rargy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 02:58
rargy
Zombie-guy used a chainsaw to get through a gate but we'll still have to find a key :\
Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 03:01
Cacophony
Need more Resident Evilishness. Like Wesker. Or Ada. Or Leon (Ok, fine. I'll settle for Chris. Sue me, I started the franchise with RE2).

I dunno, it looks really cool. But at it just isnt exciting to me at the moment. We'll see.

Also, if that slug/leech is an indication of the T-virus reborn, well, that does kind excite me a wee bit.
dragfindel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 03:23
dragfindel
i am wondering how you need to defend yourself against such huge amounts of zombies? I would like the idea of co op, scaring the shit out of us!
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 03:28
cbre88x
Most def. Las Plagas.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 03:36
Mister Disco
It's like "Cogedlo, cogedlo, cogedlo..." ...BUT IN AFRICAN.

Also: Needs more Hunk.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 03:51
atheistium
*wets self* OHMIGAWD
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 04:19
Syn
I hope Capcom didn't do any sort of editing on behalf of all the pansies that complained, they should give them a big fat "Fuck You" and if anything, add some ACTUAL racism.

However, that looks sexy as all hell. And the massive numbers of zombies? Awesome
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 04:28
mistic
What an awesome trailer! I so want this game!
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 04:30
Orionsaint
AWESOME!!! I LOVE IT!!! Can't wait!!!
DAlandy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 04:58
DAlandy
My heart dropped a bit when I saw las plagas, but then it perked up when I saw a white guy other than Chris Redfield.
Drunken Haze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 05:04
Drunken Haze
They decided to add a helpful black person, a white infected person and make the people from the old trailer look less like normal black people.

I wonder why...

Also, awesome
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 05:17
Gibbo
Las Plagas and possibly T-Virus in the same game? AWESOME.
ReclusiveSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 05:21
ReclusiveSpirit
"Welcome to Africa." I am anxiously awaiting my ticket RE5. Yeah baby!!!
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 05:52
AlienGuy18
Wow. Las Plagas scared the shit outta me in low-res.

Las-Plagas in high-res?

Hah, freaking awesome.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 05:59
Cowboy TTop
Enough with the racism crap, I'm black and tired of that. This is Resident Evil, a game series about zombies. Such is the way of the games, especially post RE4 and Las Plagas, you are gonna see those zombie Predatoresque mouths etc anyway.

The black character was always on the cards, its no reaction to the N'Gai rant brigade. Check Capcom's japanese website, since the released a shot of her ages ago.

Anyway, all looking sweet Capcom. Now see if you can get it to me, before xmas. Much love.
Xbudz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 06:11
Xbudz
"Don't worry, my last partner was a woman too.."

... wish I could say the same thing.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 06:32
exodus1925
This looks fucking great
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 07:19
kawitchate
i can't play survival horror games because they scare the piss outta me, but this one... this one i might have to make an exception for. holy wow.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 07:21
KMCC
This looks so so good.
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 07:36
Druid 01
looks like everyones favorite knife has been replaced with a big fucking machete, this is gona be fun.
thelonelysouls's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 07:54
thelonelysouls
Resident Evil 4 was one of my favorite games of all time but the Umbrella Chronicles was pure garbage; I'm really looking forward to this one.
pointmonger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 08:47
pointmonger
I'm not all that excited about facing those hordes of zombies if Capcom continues with the crappy movement controls. I'm tired of my character in RE games staggering around as if he just had two reconstructive knee surgeries.
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