Finally! A recipe I can follow without burning down the kitchen! It's about time Feast of Fiction showed a little consideration for the culinary talentless!
This week, Jimmy and Ashley construct the mighty Team Fortress 2 Sandvich, the meal of choice for the Heavy. But like Jimmy, I say f*ck olives. Who likes that sh*t? And when you stuff them with pimentos, they look like green eyeballs. I don't want eyeballs anywhere near my food, thank you very much.
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