Some years back, there was this episode of the Pokémon anime in which Ash and the gang decide to make a huge batch of Poffins, the little pastries that give Pokémon stat boosts. Naturally, Ash's Poffins were burnt to hell, but Dawn wound up making these really appetizing-looking pink Poffins that reminded me of Hostess Snowballs. I don't care if they are for animals; I want some, too! Shaggy eats f*ckin' Scooby Snacks all the time, and no one gives him grief over it!
I'm glad Jimmy and Ashley of Feast of Fiction share my yearning for the multicolored delights. In the latest episode, the two whipped up a batch and filled each one with a different type of jelly. Eating them may not actually beef up your attributes, but damn, do they look amazing!
One of these days, I'm just gonna run through all the Feast of Fiction recipes and have a grand ol' time getting nice and fat. Just you watch!
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