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Feast of Fiction brews a tasty Zelda heart potion

10:30 AM on 02.07.2012

Tony Ponce

Contributor

First of all, did anyone else catch last week's Feast of Fiction? Slurm and Bachelor Chow straight out of Futurama, baby! I want that sh*t in my veins and in my colon!

Here we are with the inevitable Valentine's Day special, and what's the universal symbol of love? The heart. And what promotes a healthy heart? Antioxidants. And what contains antioxidants? Rosé wine, that's right! Jimmy and Ashley know how to really set the mood, so they've opted to prepare a Zelda-themed sangria "heart potion" to help you get your date wasted.

Jimmy's looking pretty pimp in that Link getup, as well. Ashley... where's your costume? Way to commit to the part! Gawd!

Valentine's Day Zelda Heart Potion, Feast of Fiction Ep. 7 [YouTube]

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