All right, this is it. Going forward, I can't handle any more posts on Zeno Clash Steam sales. Never again.
The indie-crafted first-person brawler is temporarily 66% off on Steam, and you need to go play it. The game does unsettling and wonderful things that traditional games don't even attempt to tackle. It really is worth the price of admission for the uncanny visuals you will be subjected to alone.
Now let's get real. A mere $5.10 to obtain the privilege of watching a hermaphrodite, flesh-based AT-ST breastfeed two infant Ghoulies? Steal of the century.
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11:30 PM on 12.01.2009
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They are just calling the Xbox port that, I think all the new content will be patched into PC as well, and there isn't much new content anyway. Since the Xbox version will look and control worse, and not have mods, I would not call it "ultimate" in any way.
As for the game, GET IT. Amazing visuals, innovative gameplay and very interesting design.
If this trailer doesn't get your blood boiling, nothing will.
Way to go with having a minority opinion and expressing it as if it were common sense.
honestly I love the art style and all but the gameplay is terrible and the story not much better.
big dissapointment.
I don't even care if my PC blows balls and can't handle it.
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