Here's Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece. Based off the FarCry series, it follows the plot from the game as Jack Carver and Valerie Constantine investigate an island full of genetically modified super soliders. It's set to have lots of explosions, violence and dddduuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr! YOUR PENUS IS LIKE A GUN! LOLOLOL!
MEERRRRRRRR! DUUURRRRRR! MOOOOOOOO! ............
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You don't have to trust it: it's Uwe Boll.
The way most of the dialogue is delivered makes me feel like Boll would be better dredging his lines out of a barnyard animal Spin-and-Say than those pathetic actors.
Jack: But there's Trigens down there! We can't go there!
Valerie: MOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh shit, Til Schweiger is in this? Oh snap, now I have to see who the fuck is Til Schweiger?
But I'm going to see this opening day, it looks just way to ridiculous to not see it any other time. The dialog seems about on par with Transformers, just so much mouth diarrhea splashing all over the place.
I don't know why people keep thinking movies that are made which are based off of games will be any good. They are ALL terrible. The only movie I ever thought was remotely good was Mario Brothers but even that was shonky (can see how silly it is now that I am older).
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3:48 PM on 02.14.2008
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David Hyde Pierce = a better movie
:P
You don't have to trust it: it's Uwe Boll.
The way most of the dialogue is delivered makes me feel like Boll would be better dredging his lines out of a barnyard animal Spin-and-Say than those pathetic actors.
Jack: But there's Trigens down there! We can't go there!
Valerie: MOOOOOOOOOO!
...If it were released in the late 80s.
But I'm going to see this opening day, it looks just way to ridiculous to not see it any other time. The dialog seems about on par with Transformers, just so much mouth diarrhea splashing all over the place.
*brain splode*
Also, Transformers was Shakesperean compared to this dreck, doc. Shoehorning toy catch phrases FTW
That's good shit right there.
Far Cry + Robert Z'Dar = Instant Win.
Gold, pure fucking GOLD
Last time I checked, Vashon wasn't exactly packed with jungles.
Til Schweiger's BACK BABY!
Also: Uwe Boll + anything = Insta-Fail...unless it's Custer's Revenge.
Fucking horrible.
This is assuming of course their scenes didn't get cut out. :p
I hate Boll he should die.
Inaccuracies abound!
Anyway, fart
I mean, that's not saying much, but at least he's got the basic skeleton of Far Cry's non-plot in there.
And Udo Kier is made of win.
Still looks like shit, but a slightly polished turd, at least.
Words that will send a chill down the spine of even the hardiest of men.
Damn I hate that man!