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Hmmm... I don't trust this.
I thought that was David Hyde Pierce for a moment, oh man!
David Hyde Pierce = a better movie
:P
Ugh. Go back to comedy please.
Wow, it's an all-star cast of actors from sub-par movies.
Wow, can you say boring?
on USA Friday at 8
@Etheline
You don't have to trust it: it's Uwe Boll.
The way most of the dialogue is delivered makes me feel like Boll would be better dredging his lines out of a barnyard animal Spin-and-Say than those pathetic actors.
Jack: But there's Trigens down there! We can't go there!
Valerie: MOOOOOOOOOO!
Wow this looks pretty fuckin awful. Maybe a new low for our pal Uwe?
How do his movies make it to theaters? Seriously.
Wow! This movie looks great!
...If it were released in the late 80s.
Hey Stevo... Fuck you!
It's got Udo Kier, who played Yuri from RA2, so it's got to be good.
IS this universal solider, Lawl .
If this movie has over a million dollar budget I am going to laugh
omg vad värdelöst.
Oh shit, Til Schweiger is in this? Oh snap, now I have to see who the fuck is Til Schweiger?
But I'm going to see this opening day, it looks just way to ridiculous to not see it any other time. The dialog seems about on par with Transformers, just so much mouth diarrhea splashing all over the place.
Mr. Boll... you've out did yourself. DURRRRRR Is that your gun? "Yup and I left it loaded. BOOM"
*brain splode*
Well... the acting here is at least better than the game it's based on...
I smell shitty movie night...
Poor Hamza :(
Wait whoa, didn't tax law critical strike Uwe Boll with a fata blow like, two months ago?! Why are we still seeing this.
Also, Transformers was Shakesperean compared to this dreck, doc. Shoehorning toy catch phrases FTW
"You're just a simple boatman."
That's good shit right there.
CTZ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Come back to us!
Uwe should have cast Robert Z'Dar.
Far Cry + Robert Z'Dar = Instant Win.
"Who said I was simple..?"
Gold, pure fucking GOLD
Shit that fails so hard!
Who lets him make movies.... I mean what studio says.. WE NEED UWE BOLLE!!!
Ahh... Wasn't Far Cry supposed to be, you know, in the Tropics?
Last time I checked, Vashon wasn't exactly packed with jungles.
oh man, uwe got CTZ! someone call an ambulance!
Is that your gun... in my ass?
There are no jungles in Vancouver, where every Uwe Boll ever has been filmed.
Anybody want to stand in line for tickets with me starting RIGHT NOW?
Shitty Movie Night says hai!
Fucking A!
Til Schweiger's BACK BABY!
Do Want! It actually looks like the game, weird.
Why the hell does this movie look like it was made in 1986?
No traces of Handsome Tom or Stuttering Craig :(
Looks like this is a "far cry" from a decent movie!
Shitty trailer is shitty.
Also: Uwe Boll + anything = Insta-Fail...unless it's Custer's Revenge.
Holy shit, listen to those sound effects for impacts of punches, kicks, and the falling bomb.
Fucking horrible.
The only reason I'd consider watching this movie is because the guys from Screwattack are in it, as background characters or something.
This is assuming of course their scenes didn't get cut out. :p
Gonna have to watch this since if features the ScrewAttack guys, but I certainly won't pay for the pleasure.
...
I hate Boll he should die.
hahahahha is that a very expensive joke or a very bad business move????????
Pine trees do not = jungle.
Inaccuracies abound!
I don't know why people keep thinking movies that are made which are based off of games will be any good. They are ALL terrible. The only movie I ever thought was remotely good was Mario Brothers but even that was shonky (can see how silly it is now that I am older).
Anyway, fart
Dare I say this looks like a much better effort than Boll's previous attempts?
I mean, that's not saying much, but at least he's got the basic skeleton of Far Cry's non-plot in there.
And Udo Kier is made of win.
Still looks like shit, but a slightly polished turd, at least.
WOW, who keeps giving this guy money?!
Based on the best selling videogame.
Words that will send a chill down the spine of even the hardiest of men.
There's not even a jungle, wtf???
Damn I hate that man!
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