1:42 PM on 03.27.2007
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Niero
Mother nature is a tough one to trump, after all. If you could bare to stomach more painful fanboy videos after ChadWarden's epic PSTriple fanboy performance, these two new videos should put a gyroscopic rumble-free fork in you. Force yourself to painfully watch in recoil as two young men pledge your unwaivering allegiance to their favorite consoles, discuss the global strategic faults of the video gaming giants, touch on Martha Stewart/Greenspan economics, and give a shameless plug to that mysterious Wii dildo attachment Greybush stole from AVN. Consumer evangelism at its best.
The second video below is shot under a red light -- it's not just your blood pressure rising. I wish I had the outtakes: You know he must have practiced that little opening, complete with learned ghetto head bob. Had he effectively fingersnapped a Sheneneh I think I would have wet my pants.
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"You make me feel so much better about having autism"
"Do you wipe your ass with $600?"
AND a ScrewAttack reference!? Wow, this is hilarious.
Second guy is gay. "Gory and stupid". The sad thing is, Chadwardenn and this guy are the same. Just one is gangsta and one is girly.
Also both arguments were shit.
Kid sounds serious, I wouldn't be making fun of him if I were you guys.
i laughed out loud.
thank you comedic gods of the internets!
Another thing, that first dude saying Sony doesn't make games? They have a lot first and second party developers
Also first post w00000 >_>
Chad Warden just got served, boy-eee!
Dude, if you want your gaming news straight, without any editorials or humor head over to Gamespot. They post all the important news in a "serious, professional" tone.
I can't say I understand why you check out Destructoid.
I'd also like to suggest something to some of these guys: editing. Use it. Please.
"BEATBOX."
ALWGFR!!!!
6 axis is just trash so far...i've played 3 games that used it...and wow i don't even know what to say on that note...it's just trash...it's really that bad.
*sigh*
I will now watch my chocobo dance.
I meant consoles, my bad.
On the other hand, if I can be completely ageist for a second: I don't understand how fanyboyism can be so rampant when they weren't even alive for the golden years of Nintendo gaming (NES; SNES, best console evaarr). The console wars were so much more fun back then too: "Sega does! What Ninendon't". Someone oughtta buy that slogan from Sega and redo it. What a classic. Or remember the "Mario is slow... Sonic's fast!" commercials? That's what a console flamewar should be about - bashing the other guys cartoon mascot, not boring business/economic analyses of market share and units sold.
Get off my lawn!! Also cocks.