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Fanboy Friday: Xcoxucka Edition photo

In case you didn't hear, the Spike VGAs are coming up, featuring the fabulous Nick Chester as a judge. If you haven't voted yet, you can head right on over here and vote. While you're voting, take a look at the nominees. Do you notice anything odd? Something missing, perhaps?

I know! I couldn't believe it either!

The fact that Killzone 2 is not up for GOTY is nothing short of a travesty. While I just wept quietly to myself in outrage, other more proactive gamers took to the internet to rage about it.

Hit the jump.

As soon as this story is posted, the very first comment is from an 'Xbot' who just wants to rub salt in everyone's wounds.

Well Duhh. Its been nominated sh!tty game of the year though.

Since this was the very first comment, this means that any hope at rational, calm discussion is utterly destroyed. Here comes the rebuttal argument:

HOW STUPID DO YOU SOUND..SINCE WHEN DO SH1TTY GAMES AVG A 9.2??S
ITS FUNNY HOW A GAME THAT HAS 2ND TO NONE GRAPHICS AND AN AVG OF 9.2 AND ADDICTING ONLINE DOES NOT GET NOMINATED BUT L4D1.2 GETS SQUEEZED IN..BY THE TIME THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS WE PROBALY WONT EVEN KNOW WHAT L4D1.2 AVG...PROBALY AN 8

We also get some conspiracy theorists. Since there's obviously no rational reason for Killzone's exclusion, there must be something nefarious at work. I also learned that conspiracy theorists have special non-standard calendars. FIGHT THE MAN -- AUGUST IS AN INVENTION OF THE ILLUMINATI.

BOTS are too scared, they left it out on purpose.
People should RIP OUT 360 2009 from they're calendars.
Just say it didn't exist ;)
ONLY EXPANSIONS WERE RELEASED AT FULL PRICE.

This man speaks the truth: all shooting games suck if you can't hold a gun in each hand.

must just be a generic shooter like everyone said .... it brought NOTHING new to the table ... it was just pretty that's all ... Shame poor droids didn't even get to dual wield .... lame

Hey, let's fight about online play!

maybe it'll win the most forgotten game of the year
you can't find anybody online in that game
they all went to play MW 2 even with broken online

This response wins because it calls the guy above a "Bot Hole"

Your full of it bot hole killzone 2 is always loaded with mp players and I can play a match in time of the day or night.
Killzone 2 is 1 of the best fps games ive ever played and i recently am appreciating it a lot more. I still cant believe the experience it provides.
+ so many peeps who played mw2 came straight back to the king of fps here on helghan.
My 2 GOTYS are Kizzy 2 and uncharted 2 ftw

Now that the 360 people have slandered the PS3's multiplayer, it's time for the Sony fanboys to fight back.

Any 360 game online is broken by default, who wants to deal with all that lag?
How much money does it take to get MW2 online for the 360?
$50 more than the PS3, enjoy paying for less.

Remember "Flopza"? During the discussion, someone pointed out that "Flopza" wasn't nominated for GOTY either. This set off a HUGE storm of bickering back and forth, starting with this massive wall of text.

flopza. Flopza. Flopza. WE GET IT.
Flopza didn't do Halo-type numbers. WE GET IT.
Nor did we expect it. Reasonable XBOX360 Fans understood that 2009 was a wash as far as exclusives are concerned. Microsoft tossed a bone with ODST, Left 4 Dead 2, and Forza 3, but we all knew that 2010 was the bombshell year.
So Sony acted desperately as Microsoft expected. Releasing the Slim and these so-called "great exclusives", Sony thought that they could make an impact.
But do you hear that?  Listen closely...
(That's the sound of your so-called "great exclusives" ALL flopping.)

You had your chance.
Now stand your ground.
And prepare for the onslaught.
2010 is coming.

Splinter Cell.
Alan Wake.
Halo Reach.
Fable III.
Mass Effect 2.
Crackdown 2.
Possibly a rumored Gears of War 3.
Project Natal.

It won't be pretty. :-)

Seems reasonable, until you realize that this guy has been posting all over the place criticizing Uncharted 2's numbers.

oh my god. You ARE A HYPOCRITE. I can't believe just how stupid you are.

That's what we say about EVERY game. If you don't want forza (I'll admit, it's a good game), then DON'T DO THE SAME TO EVERY PS3 GAME. You damn moron. NOTHING on the 360 other than Halo does those type of numbers. You are PATHETIC.

And guess what, I'm looking forward to most of the games you listed. The only reason most of us insult 360 games is becuase you retards do the same thing. Forza was the MOST HYPED racer this year and did not even sell that much.

This, of course, turns in to a "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I" fight.

Funny, I thought PS3 fanboys were the mature ones. So by your logic, if someone is making fun of PS3 games, u stoop down to their level???
I can see with all those caps that uve clearly been angered. Try an calm down Saaking. Repeating Flopza over and over again must be quite tiring. BTW: If u admit Forza is a good game, why do you degrade it by calling it Flopza????

I will give this one particular poster (extremely limited) credit, he actually talks about Killzone instead of going off on a tangent about other games or what's coming in 2010.

KZ2 LOOKS BETTER THAN ANY GAME ON ANY CONSOLE RIGHT NOW AND ITS ONLINE IS 2ND TO NONE..YOU ARE MAD CAUSE THEY SNUCK L4D1.2 IN THERE JUST TO MAKE 360 LOOK GOOD..LOOK AT THE BEST 360 GAME CATEGORY IT HAS 2 MULTIPLATS LMAO YA SO FVKING SAD I SWEAR PS3 #1 BEECHEZ

ZOMG CONTROLLER LAG!

I lol everytime a droid refers to controller lag in KZ2 as an added reality feature for gun weight.
It was completely denied for 2 weeks, then the "realism effect" becamse the official line ... then they patched it ...
Stupid retards will believe anything.
It was broken. Controller lag is not reality ... it's a defect !!!

Here we get a well thought out argument, followed by an equally well-spoken rebuttal. Point:

I'm not surprised.
Sluggish gameplay, no variety(you just fight the same red eyed soldiers), the story is boring, the voice-acting is hilarious bad... the list goes on and on and on and on.

Counterpoint!

its better fighting red eyed soldiers than g@y aliens

This man is living in an elaborate fantasy world.

man I can't wait for M$ to OWN you and discontinue the 360 next year, so games are not being gimped all the time.

And finally, I want to end with two comments that introduce new slurs for the 360. This one I at least understand...

There is no excuse for KillZone 2 not to be part of the G.O.T.Y nomination. And for anyone playing that TRASHBOX 3SHITY that are on this thread talking smack are simply jealous becuase MS does not have a game superior to it on there system. GET OVER IT XBOTS.......

But I have NO idea what "xcoxuckas" is supposed to mean.

xcoxuckas can't face reality:
PS3 exclusives poop all over the competition.
uncharted2 is the only game in the same league as killzone2.
real gamers know, the others keep sucking

Oh well.

There will not be a Fanboy Friday next week as I can't bring myself to read through this crap on my favorite holiday. Sorry. Next Thursday while you're eating your turkey or ham (Yeah, my family does ham instead of turkey. It rules.), make sure you give thanks to your parents for giving you the genes that prevented you from being as stupid as the people featured above.

And if you live outside of the US and won't be celebrating Thanksgiving next week, my condolences. BEST. HOLIDAY. EVER.

I don't wanna hear anything from any of you Christmasbots in the comments either. More like ChristmASS, if you ask me.


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:06
MrSadistic
My parents do both turkey AND ham. They are so damn hardcore. As a matter of fact, I know for sure that our Thanksgiving discussions will be all about how much better it is to fight red eyed soldiers than g@y aliens.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:07
DrRockso
Took me a few, but I figured out 'xcoxuckas'.

To start, Xcox is a slur on the Xbox. Cox sounds like 'cocks'. Now, we turn 'coxuckas' into 'cocksuckas', as the 'cks' sounds like 'x'. And jam it all together, and it turns into someone that fellates a video game system slur.

I can haz 'Portman-pro' title?
Nuke5's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:08
Nuke5
@ "Trashbox 3shitty. It's been done before, guys.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:14
Tarvu
Does anybody speak fanboy? What the hell is a droid? apart from the new phone.

"It won't be pretty. :-)"
ButcherPete's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:14
ButcherPete
"I thought PS3 fanboys were the mature ones."

That's funny, it's almost as if he thinks anyone who types in all caps trying to defend their beloved console in the comments section of a Youtube video has any maturity whatsoever.
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:21
Draconianviper
Fanboys in general hurt the brain. How anyone can type like that and/or read it just stings. I also never understood the whole all-caps thing to. I just pretend the key was broken.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:25
Doomsday Forte
@ButeherPete: The only mature ones are those who say nothing. But then they wouldn't be fanboys anymore. =\
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:27
pl0x kthanxbai
christmas rules




get over it thanksBOT!!!
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:29
pl0x kthanxbai
yo john


You had your chance.
Now stand your ground.
And prepare for the onslaught.
xmas is coming.

- trees
- decoration
- family
- peace
- love
- Jesus Chirst
- PRESENTS!!!

It won't be pretty. :-)
PokeyStaples's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:31
PokeyStaples
N4G = straight hilarity.
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:38
ndschroede23
All you l0sers with your WANKS-SHIT-THING can kiss my great big santa ass. CHRISTMAS HOTY thanksbots!!!

And ham? Seriously? Are you even American?

And I wanna bring up one more thing. We see all these assbackwards names fanboys are coming up with for their opponents, their games, and their systems, but one of the most disgusting ones came from a fanboy who referred to HIS OWN merchandise lovingly. The fact that "kizzy2" was supposed to be endearing made me vomit a little.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:41
brainderailment
I'm too confused which side are "droids".
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:45
grafkhun
I don't think anything is ever going to top microshitting fagtart.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:49
Jonathan Ross
Droids = PS3 fans
Bots = 360 fans

@grafkhun
I know...but I can still hope.
Ruben Hanssen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:52
Ruben Hanssen
Silly fanboys... Only 360 exclusive I'm interested in next year is Alan Wake.
I'm soo getting a PS3 next year... Heavy Rain, GT5 and FF XIII VS...
And Mass Effect 2? This time I'm getting the PC version! =/
So that's one "exclusive" less. XD
Project Natal did not impress me more then sony's ravesticks so w/e.
Ravesticks look accurate, but Natal only showed that wierd ball game where you have too waggle your body. :p
I'm seeing Sony gaining a lot of ground next year. :)
RBinator's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 19:55
RBinator
If 360 fanboys are Xbots and PS3 fanboys are droids (or Sony droids), then what robot related name do Wii fanboys get?

And since it came up, I feel that Christmas is overrated, especially when some people celebrate bits of it during the freaking summer. Doesn't trying to overdo it take away the special aspects of it? It would be like celebrating Halloween a lot more often than once per year, it just wouldn't be the same feel.
JeanMarc Soumet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 20:00
JeanMarc Soumet
Killzone 2 is only PS3 isnt it? That's why it s not nominated.

All the games nominated are multi-platform.
Jon Bloodspray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 20:03
Jon Bloodspray
I stopped reading when the guy called Killzone 2 "Kizzy 2."

Although I might now call my penis Kizzy 2.
Chin35char's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 20:15
Chin35char
LMFAO @ Jon Bloodspray HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
jakebattey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 20:17
jakebattey
All of you suck. Halloween is the sluttiest & most metal, therefore making it the GREATEST HOLIDAY EVER!
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 20:25
HEL105
"I can play a match in time of the day or night."

LOL, revolutionary.
Haizeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 20:42
Haizeus
If you're kizzy 2 than who's kizzy x?
Czech Monster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 21:20
Czech Monster
Bots and droids. This is getting good.
Jonathan Melancon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 21:46
Jonathan Melancon
I honestly believe that PS3 is the better machine, but they are so damned close it doesn't matter.
Magnetosis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 21:52
Magnetosis
I'll have you know I live outside the US and I celebrate Thanksgiving!


Except its in October.





Go Canada!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 22:28
Xzyliac
Hahaha, I actually found xcoxuckas to be quite creative. I figured it out after a second, albeit slow, pronunciation.

Also, while I'm no big Halloween fan (I never get invited to shit) I have to say Halloween is, as jakbattey lovingly put it it, both metal AND slutty. I can buy myself shit and eat alot anyday of the year. I don't need a holiday. But Halloween? That's some special shit.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 22:47
Los255


NEVER FORGET.
DLord25's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2009 23:55
DLord25
Its all so funny.

Just like Pepsi and Coca-Cola Those companies spend MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of dollars to differentiate their products. You know why? 'Cause their products are so ridiculously similar they have to spend piles of money to convince people they are not. The only arguable difference between the systems are the exclusives, RROD problem, Blu-ray vs. HDDVD, and paying for XBL comapred to PSN (which is going to start up its own paid premium service in the near future). Both systems work, they both have great games and they both are very, very similar.

I do not want the fanboys to stop however, it is just so fun to read.
Pengbros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 01:06
Pengbros
In Canada, our Thanksgiving is just earlier in the year, so I've already had my ham... yeah, we do ham too, it's the shnaz.

I am kind of disappointed at Killzone 2 not being nominated, I enjoyed it and the control issue was easy to adjust for. I'm not defending it, it's still a gameplay issue, but it's not gamebreaking.

Except for facing the ATAC, when that thing launched it's missile pod and my screen went all grey, I couldn't tell up from down or guess if I had made it to cover... I hate that boss, one of the few things that honestly makes me wish I was better at shooters.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 02:34
Jon B
I'm in the UK, so I don't do thanksgiving. It's clearly for CASUAL GAMERS unlike real gamers like myself.

Sooo, a night alone on TF2 with nachoes and pizza it is.

But seriously, I was confused as to what the GOTY nominations were myself. Was expecting to see Demons Souls up there. I'm expecting Uncharted 2 to take it as it is though. Possibly MW2.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 03:47
Xzyliac
@Los255
I kind of miss when companies were blatantly supporting their fanboys instead of this pussyfooting PR shit. If Sony just came out and said "We are amazing! We create products with way more care than Microsoft and Bill Gates can suckle our epic balls," I'd buy a PS3 that day.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 04:43
Wintersocks
Oh yeah? I give you ham and raise you a goose.
ZOMG GOOZE> BETTAR THIN RETARD TURKEY AND RETARDED HAM.
@RBinator
No man, Christmas Rules, and so does blatant self promation :)
crazy turtle1234's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 05:15
crazy turtle1234
kizzy 2... oh lordy lordy lord.

YOU IS THANKSBOT LOLZ! CHRISTMAS MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THIS GREAT THIS YEAR BUT YOU WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR! WE GOT DA

tREES
DA JESUS
DA PREZZIEZ
DA CHRISTMAS PUDDING
DA SNOW


FACE IT FANKSGIVING FANBOY, U FLOPED AT EVERYFING, NOW IM GOING TO SELEBRATE MY HOTY IN PEACE!
crazy turtle1234's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 05:18
crazy turtle1234
@Jon B

Yay high five, we both don't celebrate thanksgiving for the same reasons :)

Anyways, Demons Souls winning would be really nice, but seeing how much coverage that game got, I kind of doubted it, even though I loved it so much.
Keavy Rain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 05:50
Keavy Rain
lol @ u dumb FAKESgiving and SUCKmas fanbois everyone knows its all about Hanukkah!

u fools get one day, but o know whut we get? EIGHT DAYS! dat's right, suck on my Menorah and kiss my Dreidel cuz u know I got tha best holidae of dem all!
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 06:31
eskimo bob
it's better fighting christmas than g@y thanksgiving.

wait that came out wrong.
MadExponent's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 07:13
MadExponent
That was great. I still fanboy a bit for 360 just not on forums. Usually on my friends.
Joe Mcguffog's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 08:24
Joe Mcguffog
More importantly i could not give a shit which is better. I bought a 360 because it was out first so i buy 360 games ./-!?"£$%^%&*()[]:;@'<>?,./\|¬`¦_-+=~#
niftynugget's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 08:55
niftynugget
Ruben Hanssen
Silly fanboys... Only 360 exclusive I'm interested in next year is Alan Wake.
I'm soo getting a PS3 next year... Heavy Rain, GT5 and FF XIII VS...
And Mass Effect 2? This time I'm getting the PC version! =/
So that's one "exclusive" less. XD
Project Natal did not impress me more then sony's ravesticks so w/e.
Ravesticks look accurate, but Natal only showed that wierd ball game where you have too waggle your body. :p
I'm seeing Sony gaining a lot of ground next year. :)


You do realize you are the ONLY person defending/politely bashing consoles in an article about fanboyism, right? Or are you just fucking dumb?
TOEmastro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 09:10
TOEmastro
lomp (laugh outta my pants!...trust me, it'll catch) This was to funny.
And John, thanks for giving all of the dtoid community the benefit of the doubt for not being weenie fanboys.

2009 the year of the sequel
2010 year of the new IP
2012 year of the apocalypse, so play nice everyone and enjoy your games!
tehredbaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 09:30
tehredbaron
Wii owners could be Wii-bos - you know, like Weebo, the robot from Flubber...

Yeah, you're right. LAME.

Move along...
yoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 10:45
yoko
Wiitards
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 11:03
bloodylip
Ham sucks. Turkey 4 EVA!
bmart008's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 11:44
bmart008
I don't have Ham on Thanksgiving, I have Turducken which is a chicken in a duck in a turkey, and it's SPECTACULAR I also won't be celebrating Thanksgiving with you Yanks because we here in the True North Strong and Free (What we call Canada) had it last month. Making October in Canada the best month ever with Halloween and Thanksgiving. Christmas can suck it.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 12:40
Black Nexus
I get turkey, ham , AND KISH, MY TABLE REIGNS SUPREME.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 16:25
Dexter345
If you like Thanksgiving better than Christmas, then you're not celebrating Christmas right. It's exactly like Thanksgiving as far as getting off work and gorging yourself with delicious food, but then has the added benefit of getting free videogames! You're such a Thanksgiving fanboy.
LazyAza's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 03:39
LazyAza
I love my Ps3 and my ps3 exclusives but I found KZ2 to be an utterly boring waste of time so I personally couldn't care less if it does or doesn't get nominated for goty. Now if they didn't nominate Uncharted 2, that would be a big wtf right there.
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2009 22:05
GEMPadre036
I'm gonna call them Bots, Droids, and...
Steampunk Revolutionaries.

Also,
Chrizzy has way mo Xmasculsives than the ThanxButts P33P17y! GoPet a HAMster, j00 TURKeys!!!!!
ObjectiveBelow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 02:20
ObjectiveBelow
xcoxuckas = Xbox cock suckers
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