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Fanboy Friday: TGS Stupidity Extravaganza photo

While a lot of times I like to show YouTube videos, what I don't often show is YouTube comments. If you're new to the internet, you know that YouTube commenters are pretty much fished out of the bottom of the internet cesspool. Nowhere else will you find such blatant stupidity, homophobia, racism, stupidity, inanity, hostility, and stupidity. Since this is the week of TGS, I thought what I'd do is check out the comments left on a variety of trailers that demoed this week. Since this week is about the comments and not the videos, I'm going to leave the trailers themselves out. You can find most of them on Destructoid if you want to watch.

Buckle up, it's going to be depressing.

Most of these games/trailers need no introduction, since you've probably been following the TGS news all week, so we're diving right in.

First up: Square's Nier RepliCant trailer.

This look kool I want it lol =] 

It's like a DMC fighting style where you play as Raiden, and Jack the Skeleton is the bad guy!! lol!! xD 

this game could have not been more cliche.roflmfao at the part of "hes fighting to save his sister".like seriously?this is the best you could come up with?cant u just release FF13 versus and go fuking do 14,in stead of wasting your fuking time to do some 2nd hand meaningless game? 

You, sir, are a fucktard. Square IS busy making FFXIII. XIV can wait as well, since it's not JUST FINAL FANTASY. But the most important in that this game isn't even MADE by Square... They release it, but Cavia develops it.

go eat a dick.i couldn't care less of your homosexual comment nor who develops what gay shit. 

I love eating dick, especially with some salt.

Frank West in Tatsunoko vs. Capcom!

why does he look like the guy from Grand Theft Auto 4?

frank west is such a faggot where is phoenix wright 

nooo noooo .... no thats gay ... frank west deserves better it dosent even sound like him this killed Frank West ... -_- ... no  (Ed Note: It's the same voice actor from Dead Rising)

It's a sin this isn't on a real system like the 360

real system my Fking ass, did you know the very fake system you said sold much much much much more than real system you love so much

that frank west twin because frank was not like that

The wii sucks most people that have it wish they didn't and eventually upgrade to the 360. A REAL SYSTEM FOR REAL GAMERS (Ed Note: This comment appears to have been posted by an infamous Dtoider!)

who is this faggot, and why is he fagging up this game?

Calling him faggy doesn't make sense, he is actually pretty awesome, badass, and pushy (like a journalist should be). I guess you can say he has a faggy moment when you make him put on female dresses. haha

The Last Guardian trailer again!

they just fucked you and moved on 

Still... Not being able to control the griffon character sounds pretty lame... More like a downgrade from SOTC... It's still early in game dev. but I am not very happy about this total shift from gameplay... Throw a barrel to get it over towards a ledge? Rudimentary and simple...

What do people think of the Peace Walker trailer? Let's listen into this conversation:

that is why PS3 sucks. PS3 only had MGS and God Of War and Now PS3 only has God Of War. God Of War Is Overated too. Its Repetitive Gameplay.

halo is beter 

You are a stupid cunt, mon Senior. 

y r u so angry @ me u shold be angry at sony for not having halo on ur shitty ps3 idit 

shut up u retard helo and mgs r two different concepts discuss about halo on other video 

cuz ps3 doesn't need HALO in short ps3 users doesn't give a damn about halo. 

Gran Turismo 5 excites the fanboys, but probably not in the way that Sony wants (except for one guy).

Looks easy and it doesnt really bring anything new to the table.. It has no physics what so ever..(no car dmg and carsdont flip over etc) just pathetic. and i read that this game wont even have porsches in it -.- 

every one coming to this Video wants to PLAY GT5 You know that and you make a stupid fucking comment to get people pissed off , why dont you fuck off you little troll piece of Shit, What mommy and daddy not giving you enough attention you stupid fucking fagit ?

You really must be a trolling piece of shit loser. Fanboy bitch.

This will be the greatest racing game ever created in the history of gaming, and I'm definitely picking it up on the first day

This is what they've been working on for 5 years? You got to be kidding me. Well, have fun with this game in 2010. You won't see a GT6 until 2020. Unless they release GT6 gaylogue demo at retail prices.

Faggots like you will have more time to lick dude's assholes since the game won't be out till 2010.

typical asian driver 

And finally, we'll end with the God of War 3 trailer. Nice to see a glorious return of the 360 fanboys, since they've been lacking in recent weeks.

Looks almost as repetitive as the others... WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE LOVE THIS GAME!!! 

its cool good, violant, gr8 storyline... 

Man this is so not cool Xbox would look great with this title 

xbox 360 cant handle this game 

bullshit

ur mom

hey hey hey watch the langage 

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT! 

Really that makes you sounds really intelligent, about as smart as a squirrel. Why don't you grow a pair and buy a brain before you reply. Go back to your Xbox bullshit. 

xbox sux cause graphics sux cause xbox is gay and gay cause of halo bullshit and fable dreamshitbull and electro bullshit it sucks and it system is weak and cant handle this game cause its in bluuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaa aaay

omfg! Sony so kicks Microsofts ass sorry to say but it's true once Microsoft can make a game like this i will be looking forward to seeing the game but still until that moment SONY, for life.!

go ahead 360 fans rant all you want about halo odst sales, most of you say it wasnt even worth the 60 bucks lol, you can keep halo, we dont want it

oo prince of persia! oh wait it another crapy god of war game ooh joy,oh and more joy it exclusive 2 ps3, oh wait..... that makes it ANOTHER LAME ps3 exlusive,( none lame ps3 exclusives r. drake fortune, kill zone 2 and urm err oh metal gear oh wait tht not exclusive any more oh well never mind =)

Lol your a complete Dumbass. And Metal Gear is still exclusive you get a shitty Spin off. Nice GTFO. kthnxbai 

mother fucker fuck u god of war as a hole has sold more copies than halo one and two. so shut the fuck up just because u like to suck dicks and wish u could suck on kratos's doesn't mean u got to b a asshole to everybodies favorite badass.

obviously you've never played god of war there is nothing...NOTHING. "lame" about it at all from the first one up until now god of war has been one of the best game(s) in my opinion now go and play you wii

This game is gonna kick my ass and rape my mother

xD ps3 slim will sell so much just because of the games especially this one considering they tried putting this in a 360 and then their 360 exploded into kratos and then they where never seen again xD

one HUGE problem with the game.....no multiplayer. not buying sorry. its def a rental.... 

360 owners just cant take it that the ps3 is better and then they be pussy's about it because they think the 360 is the ultimate system (ummm NO) so any 360 owners see these fuck u and ur flimsy piece of bullshit console go jump off a cliff no one likes u...

I just...I don't...I was going to write something witty to end the column, but all I want to do now is down a bottle of Advil and go lay on the couch for the rest of the day. 


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mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 13:52
mistic
man these comments are making me sad...

fanboys are destroying the fun of being online...
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:05
lolipantsu
I blame the internet for giving these kids an outlet.
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:09
ndschroede23
You know what really pisses me off? All that halo bullshit and fable dreamshitbull and electro bullshit. It sucks.

Also, bluuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaay.
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:12
MkShiranui
They're harmless as long as they don't get agressive and can take critisism. Which is probably wishful thinking, but anything's possible.
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:13
artha14
Back! Stupid youtuber! I shall defeat you with your weakness! Intellagence!
kingtobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:14
kingtobo
What I love about Youtube commenters is that they don't even seem to have that much commitment to defending or trashing their system of choice, instead opting to just scream profanities at people.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:18
GoldenGamerXero
This week's one was horrible. The most igorant comment though was probably the one about Frank West:

"who is this faggot, and why is he fagging up this game?"

He's covered wars you know!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:18
Havoc Fang
50% of those comments looked fake, created JUST for our amuzement. And that is the sad part.
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:21
Kamikaze Slowey
As long as they aint here
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:28
Zeta Crossfire
Bravo Bravo
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:28
brainderailment
So much homophobia, so little punctuation.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:31
Themightylebeau2009
@ Havoc Fang - They arnt fake at all, just go to Youtube, or Gametrailers and check any videogame video. Once they start they just cant stop. There does seem to some strange 'oneupsmanship' going on there.

Great article as always.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:33
MrSadistic
frank west is gay, bro
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:38
InfraredChimera
"xbox sux cause graphics sux cause xbox is gay and gay cause of halo bullshit and fable dreamshitbull and electro bullshit"

This makes me laugh on so many levels that I can't even describe!
hermes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:40
hermes
While the comments are pretty sad, you picked some easy targets too.
What are you expecting to find as answers so inflamatory as: "that is why PS3 sucks. PS3 only had MGS and God Of War and Now PS3 only has God Of War. God Of War Is Overated too. Its Repetitive Gameplay" ???
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:42
dj-anon
Kind of disappointed this Fanboy Friday wasn't focused on Dtoid's Forza vs GT article.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:43
Xzyliac
God I do love YouTube. Some of those really were gold.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:49
Necro BABS
man those comments are gay
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:52
Shadowiii
Great week. That was downright hilarious.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:05
Discarded Couch Sandwich
Shouldn't teh Youtube admins put up some kind of filter, so that anyone who uses the words "fag" "faggot" "fagit" "fagtart" or "mother fucker fuck u god of war as a hole has sold more copies than halo one and two so shut the fuck up just because u like to suck dicks and wish u could suck on kratos's" should be banned from the internet.

Anyways, the one demanding multiplayer In God of War made me chuckle.
Valter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:11
Valter
Why did you post youtube comments here? I thought this was a self-respecting blog.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:14
HEL105
Fable dreamshitbull? REALLY?
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:19
Springsteen
They made valid points there. Valid points indeed.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:20
eternalplayer2345
Ugh I hate seeing the no multiplayer argument for games that are supposed to be single player, soon people will complain that Rpgs have no multiplayer
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:27
Niero
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Priceless stuff
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:34
Dexter345
I actually laughed out loud at the "typical asian driver" comment. I'm terrible.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:36
Primo
hahaha
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:37
Los255
"I love eating dick, especially with some salt."

Wow.....just.....wow
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:47
Jesus H Christ
xbox sux cause graphics sux cause xbox is gay and gay cause of halo bullshit and fable dreamshitbull and electro bullshit it sucks and it system is weak and cant handle this game cause its in bluuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaa aaay

The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:01
The-Excel
"dreamshitbull and electro bullshit"

Now on Steam.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:13
ace of knaves
*weeps*
Anifanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:16
Anifanatic
Why do I bother reading these. It's like I have a subscription to "Lose Faith In Humanity Weekly".
Anifanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:16
Anifanatic
Why do I bother reading these. It's like I have a subscription to "Lose Faith In Humanity Weekly".
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:18
Super Drybones
On the bright side, they're so busy posting they can't reproduce.
ViciousBoston's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:19
ViciousBoston
@jesus h christ

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Honestly you cqan prefer one console thats fine. Just be unbiased about both of them. I have issue with 360 personally but its everyones individual choice to buy one. I'm just personally not going to support a system that breaks, costs money to use MY internet, and dosen't have the games i've wanted to play. The same could be said by a 360 user who dosen't like PS3 games. Its common. No biggie.

Oh Hay!
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:23
The-Excel
@ViciousBoston:
huh
Muetank's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 20:03
Muetank
About half way though reading I felt like I had to stop so I can smash my skull open and save my own brain from committing seppuku.
GuineaRabbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 20:13
GuineaRabbit
Apparently video games aren't enough to keep these children occupied.

I worry for the future.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 20:22
Tarvu
Who was the infamous Dtoider who is mentioned?
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 20:23
bodybreak
Gametrailers is far worse.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 20:31
bodybreak
@tarvu, I'd assume chocolate sex or whatever -- I only recognized his posts for their hate of 360 and his avatar; the RRoD.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 21:03
Los255
bluuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaa aaay
milo128's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 21:45
milo128
@bodybreak the comment that said it was from an infamous dtoider was pro 360 and anti wii. Let's do some detective work guys and figure this out.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 22:16
wanderingpixel
I blame the parents. Why didn't you get that abortion?
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 22:34
CrocBox
This literally physically pains me to read. Pass the Advil please @__@
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 23:05
shinigamiDude
"It's a sin this isn't on a real system like the 360" - love that one, evil publisher Capcom commited a sin and will have a cameo in one of Dante's Inferno level.
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 23:27
shinigamiDude
I want my 360 to explode in Kratos, like NOW!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 03:22
Xzyliac
@Anifanatic
Haha! I am now going to demand a name change!
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 07:36
Marioland
my brain is officially F*cked. Damn fanboys...
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 07:47
bloodylip
Me too, Dex. Me too.

Also, I'm gonna put in my vote for the Dtoid user being Kyosuke Nanbu. He sure likes to troll.
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