You know what we haven't done in almost two months? Take a trip over to the magical land of YouTube to see what all the fanboys are up to. This week: ElPresador is up to his usual tricks, Batman defends the Wii, whoever is in charge of Sony's YouTube needs to watch it, a 360 fanboy has WAY too much time on his hands, and a hardcore white boy calls out all 360 and Wii fans. Are you ready?
Hit the jump to watch, and see how many you can get through.
Looks like ElPresador took a week off from posting videos back at the end of July to work on making some props! Here he is showing them off. It also appears that his descent into complete insanity is finally complete, as about a minute in I totally lost track of what he was even talking about. He does have a nice little song to sing though.
So, you thought the Wii was crap? Well, you're wrong. You know how I know? Because BATMAN said so.
Now, this next video itself isn't very entertaining, and I'm pretty sure it's old. The hilarity in this is that it was posted yesterday by SONY'S OWN OFFICIAL PLAYSTATION YOUTUBE ACCOUNT. Seriously guys? You're stooping to this? I know they didn't make this themselves, but I can't believe an actual representative from a compnay would even repost something like this. Let's try to have at least a shred of professionalism, hmm? (Make sure you check the comments on the main site for bonus hilarity.) I'm a dumbass -- this is a fake account. Disregard!
Here is part 1 (of 4) of a 360 fan rambling on about why the PS3 is terrible. The whole thing is about 20 minutes long! If you can stomach that much fanboyism, watch all four parts. I couldn't.
And finally, we end with this. I was going to hate on the PS3, but now I'm afraid to because this guy totally called me out. Don't fuck with Sony, or this guy will fuck with you.
See you next week!
Contest:
5:40 PM on 08.14.2009
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He is a genius.
After listening to that last guy I can't help but wonder...where are all the happy people? Why can't they just enjoy what they have without trying to tear each other down?
The usual set, really. The PS3 fanboy whines about the others flaws, the 360 fanboy whines about how the PS3 isn't as good and the Wii Fanboy has the most oddly mature view, saying how it isn't bad.
Lovely insanity.
that first guy is perhaps the biggest douche i have ever witnessed. last dude looks like he's living out of his parents pool house. also, he coulda got some pussy but was too busy being an ass.
(The actually PS YouTube channel is just called "PlayStation." No "SCEA" anywhere.)
SOMEONE TELL THESE PEOPLE TO JUST STFUAJPG NOW BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT. >:[
Where ARE all the happy people? Apparently, I'm the only one in the world likes both the Wii and Xbox 360.
"I AM THE PUPPET MASTER!"
Yeah, that made me chuckle.
"Peace Bitches."
The last video, I want to PUNCH HIS FACE SO HARD. I hate people like that, really make me sick. And I know that there are 360 and Wii posters that are equally as bad, but I havn't watched any of there videos so I'd probably want to punch them too. My guess is he was dropped on his head repeatedly as a child. Then hit with baseball bats.
And bullied relentlessly at school (an' shit)
Roll on next Friday.
@atastysammich
You gave me an idea for a game. Here it is. It's a side scrolling beat 'em up where you are the richest man in the world. You own every video game and console ever and you are sick of the bullshit that spews from the mouths of fanboys on a daily basis, so you've decided to purchase a plane ticket to each and everyone of their houses and beat them up. Each level is you chasing them through their house (or their parent's house, depending on if it's the El Presador level or the HumpMasterFlex level) and eventually catching up to them, beating them up a bit, then humiliating them and posting a video of it on their you tube accounts.
The PS3 guy at the bottom with the bumfluff beard, and the over-dependance on the use of the word faggot. Twat. Nuff said.
Funny shit.
I couldn't watch them all.
I'd play that.
I'd play that.