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Fanboy Friday: Keep it real PUNKS! photo

My new addiction this week has been Demon's Souls. It's so difficult, but so rewarding. Last night I actually fell asleep playing it because I stayed up too late, and by falling asleep I ran myself off the edge of a tower and lost all my souls, and it was FUN.

The reviews are pretty overwhelmingly positive, and for a good reason: Demon's Souls is one of the best games that's come out this year (at least I think it is.) What does this mean for N4G? 

A whole bunch of bickering between 360 and PS3 fanboys!

Surprisingly, the comments in the actual review were generally pretty nice. People talked about the game, how much fun it was, and aside from a few assholes the discussion was genial. On N4G though, it was a different story.

When this is the first uncensored comment, you know what's coming up.

Ahhh, Haters owned, Another AAA for the Ps3, Rachet is up next. 

I've talked before about how I think 'AAA' is a stupid term, and this is exactly why. A huge fight pops up over what AAA actually means, and which console has the best ones.

Wow, so far 2 AAA exclusives in ONE month. That's more than the failbox has gotten the whole year. R&C are next. Go insomniac!

Forza3 9.4 = Demonsouls 9.4
Halo3 ODST 9.0
GTA IV: The Lost and Damned 9.0
3 AAAs Right there
Now spin Droid 

You forgot InFamous, which happened to outscore those two so-called fun awesome games you listed. You're grasping at straws when you list a milked multiplat like L4D2 or DLC like Gay Tony LOL. 5 PS3 retail games compared to 3 360 retail games (consisting of one AAA). Checkmate...just because IGN says its AAA doesn't mean it's AAA in the end. If that's the case, since IGN gave InFamous a 9.2, it's AAA. You wanna go down that route? That's what I thought...Your retardedness never ceases to amaze me, but then again, you're an xbot. It's expected.

What's the metascore of ODST again? Damn straight, it's 84. Not AAA. What about Demon's Souls? 90 or 91. That's AAA. If you insist that ODST is AAA, then so is InFamous because it scored higher than it. Oh and we count full games, not DLCs. Even ODST is a bit of a stretch.

We've got ODST (Not AAA, but awesome game), Halo Wars (Not AAA, but also an awesome game), L4D2 (AAA), Forza 3 (AAA), Episodes from Liberty City (AAA). So I guess it's going to end up being a tie. You guys got Killzone 2, Uncharted 2, Demon Soul's, and R&C. So 5 exclusive Xbox games, 4 exclusive PS3 games. Also, before you PS3tards start saying, "LOL halo warz and ODST iz stupid gaems!" they got an average of 80%+ which a lot of your exclusives can't even pull off. Oh and our exclusive XBLA games are great.  

As always, we have people who want to make sure that everyone knows that they OWN BOTH CONSOLES so there is no way they could be fanboys.

This comment need only apply to the hardcore xbox fanboys. I have both consoles so it doesn't matter to me but if I had to choose I swear that I would choose to have Demon's SOuls over all those xbox exclusives combined

I have both a PS3 and a 360 I have no predilection but only a moron would say that the 360 has enough good stuff this year to even rival what PS3 has

Then people get into a fight about whether ODST and Ballad of Gay Tony are even allowed to be counted, because they're 'expansions' and not 'real games'.

Halo ODST and the balad of gay tony are EXPANSIONS they might be much more of what usually understand by expansions but they're not full, brand new games...there hasn't been a game that raised the bar technically on the 360 since gears 2 almost a year ago and from the look of alan wake, splinter cell or mass effect 2 it doesn't look that's going to change anytime soon and I'm starting to wonder if we will ever see a game on 360 with better graphics than gears 2. the 360 had a great start but its running out of gas halfway through the race and you know it.

Liberty Cities is a standalone game so it's not really a DLC you stupid PS3tard.

One guy decides to just list the games he's excited for on the PS3, without mentioning any other systems or making any comparisons. Guess the response.

Killzone2
INFAMOUS
MLB 09 The Show
Demon Souls
Uncharted 2
Gran Turismo psp
Motorstorm Artic
NINJA GAIDEN Sigma 2
FAT PRINCESS
HOME
and today's latest Bluray Releases.
Life is Grand: ) 

And with all that, the PS3 is still in dead last place, 7.5 million units behind the 360 with sales settling back down to normal, and already back below the 360 in the US.

the ps3 is now out selling the 360 in USA only one week after halo was released. 

These comments didn't really fit with any theme or trend, so I'm dumping them here at the end instead of ending with anything particularly witty or insightful.

It is a damn WRAP! PS3, regardless of sales, is putting out the best games! Uncharted 2 is GOTY and there is nothing on the crapbox this year or last, or before that, that can compete with Among Thieves. Keep it real PUNKS!

And suddenly the days of Sony's dominance are returning! The AAAs just keep on coming and by this time next year, Sony will have the vast majority of AAA exclusive games on the market. I can't believe PS3 has been out for almost 3 years and we haven't seen a Final Fantasy, Gran Turismo, God of War, Twisted Metal, Kingdom Hearts, Team Ico game or Tekken (although that's coming soon). Sony has consistently outsold the Xbox 360 in the same time frame without all of those key franchises. They have mostly relied on NEW IPs like Infamous, Heavenly Sword, Demon's Souls, and others. I am starting to believe that Sony may be invincible. I mean where would the Xbox 360 have been without Forza or Halo? ...EXACTLY

So, are you guys ok with IGN now? You know, since they've put aside their bias for an hour to rate a ps3 game highly, and all? 

Heheh one can imagine if the score would hve been a point lower the droids would have come in shouting end of iGN and MS consipiracies.

All this over Demon's Souls. I do have to say, looking at the comments in the general discussion versus the 'open discussion', there might be something to be said for internet censorship after all.  

If you made it all the way to the end, here's your reward. An unrelated-to-Demon's-Souls video of a kid and his thoughts on Brutal Legend. Enjoy!


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Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:45
Kif
Wanna meet that kid and steal his glasses.
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:45
MkShiranui
This one wasn't as bad for some reason. I mean, no one said anything worthwhile, but that's normal as far as I can tell.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:46
ace of knaves
So...pointless.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:52
Tarvu
I'm only AAC :-(
casesomething's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:53
casesomething
"Keep it real PUNKS!" I will now use that phrase at least once a day.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:56
Tarvu
If I were a mass murderer, I'd consider victimising video bloggers.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:02
Naim Master
Not trying to be homophobic, but the kid in the end looked like a closet homosexual posing as a angry pseudo-bully/tough guy to use it as a closet.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:02
Necro BABS
A couple of things:

This kid and his Wood-shop glasses most likely was not even born when the almighty D were rocking their cocks off.

The youth of America has let me down so much.

And I respond to this wearing an Judas Priest T-shirt, and it makes me tear up to know he will never know true music.
Strife381's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:03
Strife381
"Well I own both systems"
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:03
Jesus H Christ
That kid at the end is so flamboyant.

"Buy something that's worth it, like Assassin's Creed 2 is coming out in November, save up for that one. Use all your allowance."

Hahahaha
TripleZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:05
TripleZer0
The comments were pretty standard, nothing too extraordinary.


Buuuuut...that video on the other hand. That was great. He's trying to tell me that jamming on a guitar to summon a lightning storm to blow up demons is dumb? Then we must be operating on two different wavelengths.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:07
Dexter345
Is TrentGamer just a troll or is he really that ineloquent and dumb?
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:08
Ckarasu
Xbox 360 has Earth Defense Force 2017, so it will always be better than the PS3.

Anyway, I'm glad Demon's Souls is doing well. I'm playing the hell out of it, and enjoying it immensely.
DrManik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:09
DrManik
that kid was like a real-life Amir at the end.
SovietMudkipz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:10
SovietMudkipz
"Use all your allowance".

Because we all get an allowance, right kid?
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:15
Xzyliac
Haven't seen the video yet (don't watch YouTube with people in the room) but this week was pretty forgettable. Next week is Uncharted however. Should recharge the ol' lack of faith in humanity pessimism batteries.
rsquad's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:19
rsquad
Demons Souls is such an amazing game.

That is all.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:23
Tarvu
I miss trying out PS3 games. Growing up sucks.

Though I doubt any of my friends would get Demon's Souls.

Yeah next week should be good. November will bring some good ones.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:31
Magnalon
Demon's Souls = GOTY.

Hell, it might be the most refreshingly original game this gen.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:31
CrocBox
Oh god someone actually listed Home as a game.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:56
The-Excel
I pity anyone who ever even uses the phrase "AAA" at all. The people who worry about it are just afraid to try out anything that isn't "AAA".
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:58
GEMPadre036
"This kid! He made me lol. He is all kinds of mental badness!"
That is what I imagine my response would look like if I had as many mental disabilities as him.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:03
brainderailment
I love how they use AAA as a gauge to say which system has more gaymezzz! Saying a game is AAA cannot be proven or disproven, because it means fuck all.
fundando's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:27
fundando
WHere are the wii fanboys? I could imagine one popping in with "Wii fit plus will still outsell all of these games."
ManiacCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:37
ManiacCat
Lol. Gotta love fanboys.

Oh, and ps3 fanboys who read this. ODST sold 2million copies the first day. LETS SEE ONE OF YOUR GAMES DO THAT!@!@!

Sorry had to throw that out there.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:42
robotbebop
You know, as great as dtoid is, i really wish we all could just look past idiots. The great thing about the internet is it attracts all sorts, and the louder of those people are just plain stupid and immature.

Just because they're stupid or are entirely idiotic about defending their cherished opinions (as if a conflicting opinion would destroy their own sense of self) doesn't mean we have to collectively highlight it.

And fanboys aren't like bad news, where it's shitty but we still need to discuss it. They're just idiots, nothing is gained by constantly going on about it.

If I really wanted to read a full column of idiocy I'd just read the comments over at GameTrailers.

Also, let me remind dtoid at large that this site is just getting bigger, and that means more people. So this is not a problem that is going to go away and we're not doing ourselves any favors by constantly fussing over it, or even mocking it.

At best it's not even worth mocking.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:44
brainderailment
That kid talks like a valley girl. He must really look up to his big sis.
Jurgs's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:45
Jurgs
Not so great on the comments this week, but a great delivery on the video. I skimmed through a bunch of his videos and laughed at how much of a fail he is. I recommend watching his "game count" video with his buddy in the background. Amazing.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:55
DarkTravesty
2001 graphics! what what what what what what like what what like like like. that kid needs a solid kick in the balls and needs to lose the shop glasses.
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 21:05
ninjalegend
That kid in the video has really perfected the art of ignorance. I wonder if he would consider Mario 3 a bad game as you kill enemies by dropping on them.....with your butt. Please don't let him be reflective of our next generation.
Haizeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 21:05
Haizeus
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Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 21:23
Los255
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 21:41
HiddenAHB
The kid in the video looks like the homosexual kid from Ugly Betty. Only that this one is worse, he's dumber and have weird glasses.

@Magnalon

Demon's Souls can't be the GOTG because i can't play it! And that ain't right...
wrecker77's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 21:46
wrecker77
Wow. That kid talking about brutal legend.....How is shooting people with lightning "The dumbest thing ever"? And I literately laughed out loud when he said "This will probably be banned anyway".

Oh right demon souls. Erm....Fanboy trolls are stupid.... I"M TIRED!
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 22:14
nekobun
About two minutes in, I started wondering if the kid wasn't just viral marketing. If he is, it's brilliant. I feel kind of bad for being such a disappointment to him, what with my preorder and all.
Genebeef's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 22:16
Genebeef
i'm surprised Dtoid didn't take a look at the gametrailers forums after the uncharted 2 review where pretty much every other thread was closed. why? because fanboys were bickering that uncharted 2 <i>only</i> got a 9.3, not a 10, and accused them of microsoft money and bias -_-.
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 22:22
artha14
I personaly dont understand why everyones exited about brutal legend. I mean it looks fun but nothing new. sorry for not being exited =(
Modern Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 22:46
Modern Robot
@artha14

Well, I'm more entered about Brutal Legend, I'm sorry to hear you're not as exited as the next guy about it. It's quirky and looks entertaining.
Temple's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 00:46
Temple
Demon's Soul is amazing. GOTY. Game of this generation.

Its a game that isn't pandering to the casuals, absolutely no intention of marketing success, no demographics its targeting, its a hardcore gamers game for people that truly enjoy games.

It ain't going to sell a million copies, or even a fraction of that, its not going to get sell any PS3s other then the rare gamer. Its a console-exclusive, yes, but isn't something Sony is putting their weight behind, they didn't even bother to publish it like they did in Japan. Personally, I'd be amazed if this game even cracks the top 20 in terms of sales for the month of October. But it really doesn't matter.

Its a game that doesn't deserve to be put into silly fanboy wars, it transcends that.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:10
Xzyliac
@artha14
Have you played a Tim Schaefer? Ohmigod, srsly.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:11
Xzyliac
*Tim Schaefer game

Leave me alone. It's 2:12 and I still have 6 1/2 hours of work.
froboman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:29
froboman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWT4IlMCuU&feature=channel
HE GETS WORSE.
HE GET'S SO MUCH WORSE.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:40
Rider Chop
that kid in the video is so awesome. he busts out the ghetto hate towards the end. Jiminy Christmas!
Modern Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:41
Modern Robot
...

1. Insert gun in mouth.
2. Pull trigger.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
LazyAza's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:44
LazyAza
Haha that kid is clearly a closet homo, and an idiot.
fykdig's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:51
fykdig
um heavy metal guitars and lightning are badass, thats gotta be reverse psychology cuz i wanna buy it more now
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 02:54
Necros
Apparently that kid has several videos about why such and such game sucks? I almost wonder if he's just trolling people, if he knows that what he's saying is ridiculous and is just hamming it up to get views. Then I recall things like "The Trey Brotherhood" and remember that there are a lot of stupid people with a webcam.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 03:24
vexed alex
@brainderailment:

"That kid talks like a valley girl. He must really look up to his big sis."

Hahahahahahahaha!
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